Chizazz

Awww thanks

1. Male: Check 2. Ages 21-30: 22, Check 3. Skydiver: Check 4. SCUBA Diver: Certified, Check 5. Doesn't smoke cigarettes: Never have, Check 6. Doesn't do hardcore drugs: Nope, Check 7. Doesn't have bad temper: Nope, Check 8. Treats his woman with respect: Yup, Check Yayyyy I got an 8/8!!!!

No way, they're going all the way with DVDA. Here's the Numa guy too... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/numanuma.html ....and the lyrics as I found them online. So that you can sing along with him... Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haha Alo,Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc, Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso, Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum, Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea. Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso, Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. Ma-ia-hii Ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo Ma-ia-haha Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

I dunno...I'd say you're more of a skydi than a skyd. No dot on the "i" though. You've gotta earn that.

Boooo I can't get past 29,991

Ooooh you're in Germany eh? I was wondering why you haven't been around lately. GOSHHH.

A disillusioned killer embarks on his last hit but first he has to overcome his affections for his cool, detached partner.

25,991 w00t. You hafta buy medi kits sillllllly.

There is a man that is better than Chuck Norris. He has killed 93 terrorists in 24 hours....what have you done with your life? Here are the top sixteen most ridiculous facts about Jack Bauer 1.If Jack Bauer were to fall into the ocean, he would not get wet, the ocean would get Jacked 2. Jack Bauer can go 24 hours without using the bathroom, eating or drinking anything. 3. Chuck Norris is in Jack's cell phone already... He just hasn't made it on Jack's VIP list yet. 4. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. 5. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk. 6. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed. 7. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas 8. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death amongst Middle Eastern men. 9. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist 12 miles away. 10. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. 11. Jack Bauer can get McDonalds breakfast after 10:30. 12. Jack Bauer once won a game of connect 4 in just 3 moves 13. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. 14. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. 15. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there is no life on Mars. 16. Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. SUPER BONUS FACT: Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open.

It's a new one. Last season had some tandem jumping too. w00t. Actually two or three seasons ago since last season was the dumb family one.

Hmmm I tried rigminder.com and it's not a known website. Might be down right now. Or not around anymore. Hey-o.

What does your dad look like?? Does he have large hooves where his feet should be??

People of Dropzone.com... I'm here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about....Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I'm serial. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you! I'm super-serial. But have no fear, because I am here to save you! And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say "Thank you, you're super awesome." The end. Thank you everyone. Excelsior!

Get another one that looks like a turtle shell. Then you can dress up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. It'll be sweeeeet. Hey-o.

0:11:0 4 on Friday and 7 on Saturday. Hey-o

How do swoopers disconnect those mo' fo's after opening? Just a random ponder.

I have my Sabre 190 that I haven't sold yet. But I'm in Ohio.....

This chick has over 900,000 myspace friends. Dangggg. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41736&MyToken=27a6e2cf-5a0d-423d-a883-89d97e70da08

235 jumps, no chopdizzles

Because the pins are pulled in different directions. The reserve pin is pulled parallel with your rig and the main is pulled perpendicular to it. Or so the little voices in my head tell me....

Haha, probably.

I don't think so. I heard a rumor that Tom is going to eat the baby's first spit-up. Chris And its first crap...

Mmmmmmm, I LOVE placenta jerky.

Bill, that's just stupid. Only witches float. Yeah, 'cuz they're made of wood.

0:4:1 4 jumps on my new canopy w00t.