Kramer

Damnit. You weren't supposed to put me trying to learn to fly headdown on this video!! How embarrassing! (Damn, do I have my arms really far back, and damn, why am I arching. GRR ME! ) Kickass video man. PS: I suck at skydiving. Someone help. PS Again: I owe this is the first video I've been on, I think. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

So say there is this really hot techno song released, let's just say "Starry Eyed Surprise" for example. In general, will the remixes of this song be just as enjoyable to listen to as the original? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Listening to it now, thanks. So someone explain to me how techno works. I've noticed that Paul Oakenfold remixes a lot of other techno artists songs. Why? Isn't a techno song usually a remix of another song to begin with? Why is Oakenfold remixing remixes? I just don't understand all the "remixes" out there. Like I search for a certain techno song, and if its popular, there are like 10 remixes on it. Wtf?!? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Awesome, I appreciate it bro. So far, I seem to have taken a liking more to the 4-8 minute songs than the 60 minute continuous tracks, but that could change. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Can you give me any specific song titles? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but I just can't get enough of this stuff. I only recently started getting into it. I wish I had appreciated how good some of it is many years ago. Anyone got any rec's they can give me? I am very new to this whole genre. I just downloaded the "Top 100 Techno Songs of 2004". Most of them are pretty badass. I'm really digging Laza's "Stepping Out" right now. The lyrics seem to fit with stepping out of an airplane. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Incredible pictures, JP. If I could be half that good someday at aeriel photography, I would be very content. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Found one of us trying to be cool. And one of you chilling (displaying the "shocker" no less!). The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Ya I'm at 525/570 myself. Eek! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

By demand. I have found a picture of Zenister! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Maybe one or two. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I would be the oldest man in the world, and I would die doing something extreme (say, like skydiving), knowing that even though I was the oldest man in the world, I was still living life to the fullest. That'd be my perfect death. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

You probably shoulda made the poll choices like "0-100", "101-200", etc, etc. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, I haven't had a jump yet I came close to crying on. I can tell you I've come close to crying reading this thread though, there are some really beautiful posts in here.

A.) Yes, nice canopy. B.) Don't you start with me. I biffed in my first six jumps there. That's right, didn't stand up a single jump until jump #7 in Eloy. With the combination of a newer smaller canopy that I didn't have much time on, the fact that I hadn't jumped in 10 weeks, and the fact that the air in Arizona is a little thinner than the air I'm used to; I'm lucky I didn't get myself hurt or killed. Instead all I have is a grass stained jumpsuit and a bruised ego. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

What if skydivers had to go through the same type of progression that pilots do. You can't just jump any old canopy at any old wingloading whenever you like, you have to become certified for it, and take professional training on it. Like what if there were regulations on canopies, and you had to pass certain tests and take certain classes to fly certain canopies. Like, getting a "Fully Elliptical - Loaded over 2:1" license; instead of just buying one from some guy when you think you're ready? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

I'll let Shannon post it if she wants. It's really not too bad. Maybe not as "X Rated" as much as "provocative". On an unrelated note: The curly haired guy from Elsinore is "Matt" not "Mike". I'm a moron. I made that mistake like a hundred times at the boogie, and still can't get it right here. Grrbear... And also: Its Taya, not Tia. I'm a dumbass. I truly am. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Good choice. I have a brand new Pilot myself. Haven't jumped it yet (have demoed one though). They are incredible.

To Rantoul? Lord willing. You're a blast to hang out with. I miss you too! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

That can be arranged. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

Hehe...I have another one, its a little more X rated though I'm afraid. PMing it to you now. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

31 - A group of jumpers heading from the mock-ups to the tram en route to a 60 way attempt. 32 - A monitor full of Kramer. That's the end of those. I had the time of my life in Eloy. It was awesome getting to meet and spend time with all of you who were there. I love you all, and can't wait till I see you again. This is an incredible sport.

26 - Ballsack waking up to find Tallguy mooning him. That's a priceless expression on his face! 27 - Great shot of Dave and Shannon enjoying the evening festivities.

21 - (top to bottom) Shannon, Wingnut, and my friend from Goshen, Keri. As you can see, everyone is very shit-faced at this point. It's a miracle you don't see my index finger in most of this picture. 22 - Alright, I post this picture becuase I am damn proud of it. At around 12:01 am on January 1st 2005, I took this picture completely bombed off my ass. I was amazed at myself. 23 - Keri (who weighs about 110 pounds) giving Me (about 190 pounds) a piggy-back ride. Poor girl probably can't stand up straight. PS: Whoever took this pic (I don't remember anything from that night) damn fine work. 24 - Duece (far left on bench) beginning to warm up into a hilarious story ("Bathtub Sex") while Dave ("Davegl" I think - far left of pic) looks on smiling. PS: Dave, awesome job on your cutaway! 25 - BGill about to be thrown in the pool by Tallguy for interfering with a Cunning Linguist test. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

16 - (clockwise from top) Tallguy, Me (bad pic), Shannon, and Jody (from Aerodyne) enjoying ourselves on New Years Eve.