Kramer

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  1. Pilot 168 Smart 160 Or in Kelly terms: "Big and really big" The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  2. I promise that it doesn't look quite that bright in person! Pinky promise. I think that first pic actually makes it sorta look like shit. You can see in the 2nd pic that the orange isn't quite as vivid. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  3. Enough to buy a Vector-Pilot-Smart a new Michigan Freefly suit and a Holiday Boogie vacation. Broke now. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  4. While we're on the subject of freeflying at the Holiday Boogie. I would very much like to learn to fly headdown there (I realize that you can't just "learn headdown" in two days or whatever, but you see what I'm saying). So yeah, anyway, if anyone has the overwhelming desire to help a brotha learn to fly upside down, hook it up. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  5. Hehe...I actually won a big poker tournament a few months back and did a little splurging. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  6. WooHoo! I have a new addition to my family. Complete with a SkyHook, stainless everything, quilted backpad, and everything else that costs a lot of money. It may not look totally dead-sexy in these pictures, because Mr. Pilot and Mr. Smart haven't shown up yet to make Mr. Vector look all the more sexier. I got Orange and White so it matches me. edit: I think the Orange comes across pretty bold in the first picture. It looks a little more natural in person. I think the flash hyped up the orange in pic 1. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  7. Just got done watching this film. It's incredible. Still sorta in shock. Go see it. It's worth it. It fucks you in the mind. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  8. Kramer

    Cartman BASEing?

    I just squealed in anticipation for tomorrow's episode.
  9. Kramer

    The Castle

    Oops. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  10. Kramer

    The Castle

    I've seen it (and about every other movie ever made). It's okay. Like, it's about your typical Redford crappy prison movie. Is it a bad movie? Yes. Was it worth to watch (fun to watch)? Eh...yea. I don't remember much of what happened, I just remember thinking that it sucked, and I sorta liked it. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  11. Do you even fall with a suit like that? Or just hover?! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  12. Those in Need 23rd 4:03 pm...dtthorne 25th 8:51 pm...Wildcard451 11:45am...Darius11 28th 10:35 am...Catfishhunter 29th 11:30 pm...Kramer (and his friend Keri) Those Who Can Do a Good Deed 19th...Crewkeith, coming from CO. 1 slot 23rd...Amazon, around 9:00 am at PHX 24th...Bikerbabe, leaving SoCal 25th...Wingnut, driving thru Phx around noon 26th...Wildbillaqr, passing by the PHX airport in the morning Anytime...Jumper03 Anytime...MissMae From Tucson area...Greybeard The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  13. K good. Just what I was hoping you'd say. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  14. What is the best body type for a wingsuit flight if "slowest possible fall rate" is the primary goal of the dive? Thanks
  15. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  16. Most likely to be confused for a midget (*cough* sorry, "little person"): Daizey. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  17. For you Jeopardy! gurus out there, Ken Jennings's streak of 74 straight wins came to an end tonight. A female relator correctly answered the "H & R Block" clue in Final Jeopardy to pass Ken and send him home. Earning over 2.5 million dollars in the 74 shows, Ken broke about every game-show record out there. I, for one, will miss him. Here are some pretty impressive figures I found (via http://tvgameshows.net) Through Nov. 29, 2004 Games Played: 74 Total Winnings: $2,520,700 Correct Answers: 2,613* Answers Attempted: 2,848* Percent Correct: .918* * - not including Final Jeopardy! First Ring-ins: 2,575 Pct. First of All Clues Read: .615 Daily Doubles Correct: 132 Daily Doubles Attempted: 157 Percent Correct: .841 Avg. Wager Per Daily Double: $3,799 Total Net Gain on Daily Doubles: $428,399 Average Net Gain per Daily Double: $2,729 Avg. Score after Jeopardy!: $9,927 Avg. Lead after Jeopardy!: $6,661 Avg. Score after Double Jeopardy!: $31,362 Avg. Lead after Double Jeopardy!: $23,228 Pct. of Games Locked Up after Double J!: .878 (65 of 74) Final Jeopardy! Correct Answers: 51 Final Jeopardy! Attempts: 74 Percent Correct: .689 Avg. Final Jeopardy! Wager: $7,727 High Game: $75,000 (July 23) Low Game: $10,001 (Sept. 6) Avg. Daily Winnings: $34,064 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More Jennings Daily Doubles Compiled by Joe Giannotti $75,000: Top winnings by a contestant in series history (July 23). $51,400: Top finish by a contestant at end of Double Jeopardy! (July 23). $16,400: Highest finish at end of Jeopardy! round (Sept. 8) $73,200: Largest winning margin in series history (July 23). 180: Number of days since Ken Jennings first appeared on Jeopardy! 45: Most number of correct responses in one show by Jennings (July 20, 23). 26: Fewest number of correct responses in one show by Jennings (June 7, 28; Oct. 26) 10: Longest string of correct Final Jeopardy! questions by Jennings (Oct. 11-15, 25-29). 3: Number of regular season champions who won more money in their entire run on Jeopardy! than Jennings' total on July 22-23 alone: Tom Walsh ($184,900), Brian Weikle ($149,200), Arthur Gandolfi ($137,000). Nov. 3: Day Jennings broke television's all-time single-game winnings record, $2,197,000 (topping the $2.18 million of Dr. Kevin Olmstead on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire). Nov. 4: Day Jennings broke television's all-time winnings record, $2,247,000 (topping the combined $2,205,900 Dr. Olmstead won on Millionaire and on Jeopardy!, May 25-27, 1994). Nov. 6: Last day Final Jeopardy! was not mathematically inconsequential. Jennings led Ryan Cook $27,600-$16,600 before the finale. Nov. 9: Last day Jennings trailed during Double Jeopardy! (to both Jeff Hoppes and Dave Oosterhuis). 93: Number of category sweeps by Jennings. 28: Record number of consecutive games in which Final Jeopardy! was mathematically inconsequential (streak ended Oct. 4 in a game vs. Jeff Suchard). 28: Number of categories in which Jennings has been shut out. 16: High number of consecutive correct answers by Jennings (July 12 and July 21). 9: High number of consecutive correct answers in a game by a Jennings challenger (Matt Ottinger). June 21, Sept. 7, Nov. 6, Nov. 9: Only days Jennings trailed going into Double Jeopardy! Opponents: Matt Ottinger, Rich Hartz, Ryan Cook, Jeff Hoppes, Dave Oosterhuis. Nov. 9: Only day Jennings in third place going into Double Jeopardy! (opponents: Hoppes & Oosterhuis). June 2: Closest competitor entering Final Jeopardy!: Julia Lazarus on his opening day, who trailed $20,000-$18,600. June 25: Highest finish in series history by a losing contestant, $44,400 (Michael Cudahy). 14: Number of contestants who answered Final Jeopardy! correct when Jennings was wrong: Day 2: Carrie Youngblood and Chad Kaihe Day 8: Al Arsenault Day 12: Deirdre Basile Day 15: Kelly Parker Day 16: Cathy Weber Day 23: Mary Ann Eitler Day 40: Rich Hartz Day 46: David Fishbach Day 51: Kathryn Dorminey Day 53: Rev. Al Lindke Day 64: Lisa Ellis Day 67: Elizabeth Costello Day 73: Andrew Smith Congrats Ken! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  18. Kramer

    Going home.

    You told me at Rantoul that Cape Town is the most beautiful part in the world.
  19. That cross is amazingly cool. I get my new rig in a couple more weeks! I can hardly wait. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  20. This guy I know who lived in my best friend's dorm died on his way home a couple days ago for Thanksgiving. We weren't really "friends" or anything, but we'd say hi to each other whenever we passed on campus or whatever. It's just weird when stuff like that happens. Like, both of us did the exact same thing last Wednesday. We got in our cars, and we drove home to be with our families for Thanksgiving. He died, I didn't. Sometimes I just wonder why it had to be him and not me... ya know what I mean? I dunno... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  21. Go to Vegas, get a shit-cheap hotel, bring $100 to tinker around with, and who knows, you may leave with several thousand. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  22. We take 50 random men and women between the ages of 20 and 40. None of them have ever made a skydive. They are all of varying physical ability. Everything ranging from a champion triathalon competitor to an overweight housewife. We test their physical strength and endurance through a number of resistance and cardiovascular exams. We test their hand eye coordination through some basic sport techniques. After we perform these tests, we rank the 50 people in order of atheleticism. We take these same 50 people out to the dropzone. Over the course of six months, we put them through the same skydiving training. Starting with AFF taught by world-class instructors. Leading into basic RW and freefly skills, and then onto more advanced flying techniques as well as world class canopy control lessons. Once all 50 people have reached 500 skydives, we judge their overall skydiving ability critiquing their abilities in all disciplines they were taught through the course. Is there a coorelation between how well the participants faired in the athletic test, and how well the participants faired in the skydiving test? Why? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  23. Never, as long as I live, will I be able to understand why a sane human being would start smoking. My level of thinking cannot grasp the idea of why someone would start smoking. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
  24. Wow! That's quite the story. So do Cessna's start themselves a lot? Where did it plan on flying to? Did it fill out a flight plan? Was anyone hurt? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!