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The only things that would've been a problem would be that I wouldn't be sure if my perfect partner could speak, with the wind and all, which would, obviously make him not my perfect partner. Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box." However, The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers. Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

The 'handicapped' references were *more* offensive. TBH Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Oh that's bad, really sorry to hear this. Hope the buggers are found and given what for. Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Yea, we have Yellow Pages There used to be a good school in Kiddlington... Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Well, it's probably not relevant to what you're asking, but it'll give you an idea of how diverse the reasons for flying can be, if nothing else . I won a scholarship from the RAF. Each year they give away about 10 scholarships, to learn to fly, to disabled people in memory of Douglas Bader. I was one of the fortunate few to be taken to the States (Atlanta) for six weeks to learn to fly. The RAF gave us the bare minimum hours (when I did it, it was 40), but I was still lucky enough/had a good enough instructor, to get my FAA PPL. Unfortunately, flying in the UK is extremely expensive, especially since they upped the minimum hours to keep current and I have allowed my licence to lapse. But maybe when I marry a millionaire I'll take it up again Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

LMFAO! That has to be the best answer so far! Eheheh! Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home, got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they have a pee behind a head stone or something. One had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her knickers and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to use hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home. The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her knickers." That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you." Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Just joking......... Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

eheheh! I'd have a word with that bf of yours! Bet he's a snake Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Moi - year of the pig. Says it all really Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

RTFM= Read The Fucking Manual Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Have a good 'un, VSG Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Ask at http://www.dotdragnet.com Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

And not just when it comes to skydiving Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Eheh! Weeelll, I'm a newbie, I have to be excused Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Wayne and Garrytook parachuting lessons, and were arguing about who was best at folding a parachute. Unable to resolve their dispute on the ground, they decided to go up in a plane and judge by the midair performance of their parachutes. Wayne jumped first, pulled his cord, and started floating down towards the earth. Then Garry jumped, pulled his cord and nothing happened; he pulled his spare cord - nothing. In a matter of seconds he whizzed past Wayne, plummeting like a stone. "Oh," shouted Garry, yanking off his harness, "so ya wanna race, do ya?!" Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Possibly, however, I think what really matters is how into it the bj giver is.... Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Terrible for the dead people's relatives. Really sick. Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

But surely that's the case whether you've got a pierced tongue or not? Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Come together - Primal Scream Beautiful Day - U2 Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Teehee! Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

This is the kind of stuff that makes me realise its all possible, thanks mike Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Oh I'm sure you would find something that would interest you..... Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

Time for da math: 1 US Gallon = 3.78 litres (74.5p x 3.78 / 100 = £2.81) £2.81 = US $4.73 a gallon!!! Exactly! Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes