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We're empty-nesters, we don't have kids wearing us down and driving us crazy. Don't be so quick to assume things. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

You know I can read this, right? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Congrats! Hey, come to the boogie in Fitzgerald, GA over St. Pat's weekend. You'll have a great time! More info here. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I bet she'll be in bed before any shenanigans start. The boogie is actually pretty tame for the most part. Well, except for the guys who wear corsets to jump, but that's mostly just disturbing! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Yeah...you definitely need to lower your standards, especially with us on the list. We're just dorks! But, thanks for the compliment anyway. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

OK, do tell. Who are the "greats"? I've probably met these people. I might have to tell you to lower your expectations a little. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Rick! Trust me, there is nothing exciting about 50 year old boobies! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

And then a GoFundME page gets started to help the poor guy who has no insurance. But, he was living his dream, so we should all pay his bills! Sorry for my thread drift. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

I just think it's amazing that your friend gives you boobie pics of herself. I bet a lot of guys wish they had a friend like her! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

I am going to say that you should follow your dream, as long as you're not leaving anyone behind (Significant Other, kids) and as long as you can support yourself financially. That also means having a savings account for 6 months worth of expenses and health insurance that you can afford to pay monthly. If you're going to be a financial burden to anyone just so you can skydive every day, then you should keep working hard and put your dreams off for awhile until you can reach those financial goals. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

If it's my hubby, of course I would high five him. If it's a random dude; why would I be walking around with no shirt or bra on? That's just weird! Or, am I reading too much into this? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

I've been to England three times, and each time the weather has been lovely. I think the "bad weather" story is just a ruse to keep the Americans away! After you've gotten yourself situated here, make one of your first stops a trip to the store to get sunscreen and bug spray. Get some of the "deep woods" spray that will more bugs than just mosquitoes if you're going to be around the mangroves, woods, everglades, etc. Sometimes it's yucky to put the spray on after you've gotten yourself all cleaned up, so one product I like are these wristbands. I usually wear one on a wrist and the opposite ankle and they work pretty well, especially if you want to hang outside at night. I pass them out at July 4th parties when we host, and everyone is always appreciative. Also, make sure everyone in the family has wide brimmed hats and sunglasses and resist the urge to wear tank tops that expose your shoulders to the hot sun. I can't tell you how many visitors I've seen with bright red, blistered shoulders! Oh, and assume that you're going to have a lot of days with downtime between 2-5 pm. Afternoon thunderstorms are a common occurrence, but they usually roll in and out pretty quickly. Is that too much "mom" advice? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

We are planning a vacation for Florida in July/August for 4 weeks. Oh, and just FYI...as far as the weather goes, that's about the suckiest time to come here! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

I'd be able to give you more help if you were going to Central Florida. I've only made it down to the Keys a few times though. On one trip, the kids and I did enjoy swimming with the dolphins at the Dolphin Research Center in Marathon. We also rented kayaks and had fun paddling around. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Tampa is a great town! There's a lot to do, the Gulf beaches are beautiful and it's a nice sized city. There are certain highways you don't be on during rush hour, but you can bypass that by living in one of the suburbs close to where you'll be working. I'm not sure of the cost of living, but I bet you can find that online. We haven't had a hurricane in central FL in ten years (knock on wood). The worst part about the weather is the high heat and humidity! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Well, it started with him flirting with me on dz.com in 2006, and then there were a lot of twists and turns before he finally decided to marry me in 2014. Our two year anniversary is next month! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Unless my doctor tells me to give it up, there is no way I'll ever join you. Good luck though! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

If you're going to be in Atlanta over March 17-20, there's a fun boogie in Fitzgerald, GA. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

Yes. I've been going to the half-off sales every December 26th to change our inventory. I think we're all good now. I'm not thrilled about the blue cast that the cool white lights have, but the energy savings is worth it. And, I agree that hardly anyone puts lights up now. Bummer! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon