chaoskitty

Oh trust me.. shotball will be there!

Be available after the sunset load when nobody wants to pack themselves anymore.. and be there for the whole boogie.. you might pick up a few regular customers.

I think davedlg offered to help with finding you a lawyer..

Free hotels??!! Sweet! Thanks Bolas!

You are turning in to such a good little post whore!

You're right! It should be a big orange Longhorn!

What *can* we give you shit about?

Wow where do you get the box of hair color that comes with a man attached to your head? New color looks great! Wish I could see it in person....

Its OK to be a myspace stalker. The whole reason people have these pages is for other people to look at them. If they want to be selective, the can go private. But I think its stupid for people to say "OH MY GOD.. someone who knows someone who knows someone I know looked at my page!! " Thats the POINT! duh.

Thats not official yet. And if you had a myspace page I would have told you. ;)

Sooo.. did you see anything on my myspace that you liked?

No. You should just move to the US so you can get your own parachutist on time when we're all discussing it.

If he likes poker parties, why not have a Vegas theme?

Private Mortgage Insurance. You will be charged this if you finance more than 80% of the price of the house. Thats why some people take out 2 loans (80/20).. but doing that incurrs 2 sets of closing costs.. so you have to find out which is cheaper for you... paying the PMI, or paying 2 sets of closing costs. If you have 15% to put down, you may only have to pay PMI for a year or less. As J said, when you "own" 20% of the home's appraised value, you dont have to take out PMI.

Ahh.. forgot to mention.. a home warrranty is worth the money! Its not uncommon for the seller to include a one year home warranty in the sale. Ask for it if they havent included it, if you have the wiggle room in the offer. That'll cover all of your major appliances if they blow or go. I keep asking hippie to come over and break my dishwasher so I can get a new one. hehehe.. jk.

Thats why you get a *GOOD* inspection. Dont buy a place that is going to need a new furnace, roof, windows, etc. in the next few years.

Initially.. your mortgage broker can show you on paper what your mortgage, taxes, and escrow will be and that shouldnt change. If you have association fees, be sure to add those in to your mortgage budget. And then open your wallet and turn it upside down for... Inspection and appraisal (~$300 each before closing) Up front taxes at closing. Insurance.. find out how much the association covers and how much is your responsibility. Hook up fees and deposits for electricity, cable, gas, etc. "Stuff" for the house that you didnt think you needed.. but that depends on how much "stuff" you already have or can live without. I found myself spending more than I had planned on things like trash bins, soap dispensers, lamps, a little rug here and there, floor mats, cleaning supplies.. etc. My recommendation is that if you have JUST enough money to make your mortgage payment and bills, you're going to find the first couple of months pretty difficult. But after the first couple of months, things even out pretty nicely and its TOTALLY worth it to own your own place. Good luck!

So it was YOU who stole The Nun Bun! Christmas thief steals 'Nun Bun' A cinnamon bun that bears a striking likeness to late Catholic nun Mother Teresa was stolen from a US coffeehouse on Christmas Day. The owner arrived to find that the famous flaky pastry had vanished from the shop in Nashville, Tennessee. Bob Bernstein said he thought the culprit was angry over the display. The "Nun Bun" has drawn tourists since it was preserved and put in a glass case at the shop, where it was discovered by a customer in 1996. The bun became international news following the find in the folds of its pastry. The Bongo Java coffee shop sold T-shirts, prayer cards and mugs with the bun's image until Mother Teresa wrote a letter asking the sales be stopped, before her death in 1997. Mr Bernstein said the thief "went right for the bun", ignoring cash lying nearby. "Unfortunately I think it's somebody who wanted to take it to destroy it," he said.

I dunno...any more sexified than you already are and I may lose Cora to you. Better hold on to your woman then! haha! Shane keeps trying to steal my man away.. hes got a thing for the eurotrash I think.

That is true.. we are getting sexified!

No, no, no... Beezy and I are opening a drop zone in Tennessee called Skydive The Farm, which is automatically 20 minutes from wherever you are calling from. Hippie and Hans are buying a super king air and stealing Beezy's phone number. Hans's wife is running off with Skinny to live in Austrailia with Bigway and they're opening their own dropzone there. Dublin is infested with lice. Everyone got that?

He doesnt like you. Hey is anyone going to the Dublin Boogie??

Whuffo.

Lee.. cut it out. What you're doing here is just as bad as what they are. Fuckin drama. I'm out. (BTW.. you're right. haha! )

Who let all of the fucking idiots out of the nut house lately??