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is having a party tomorrow Saturday the 13th. noon till six. Free open to the public bring as many people as you want.. FuManchu Smut Peddlers Manic Hispanic are all performing... http://www.westcoastchoppers.com Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I'm laughing pretty good on this end. Shit. I got written up for"what could have been percieved as sexual harrassment" the second day on the job. I was on a ladder tacking a name plate to a girls photograph, I had two in hand. The assistant manager has got dark brunette hair and the picture is a blonde woman.. So I ask her if that's her before the dye job in the picture... Yes/No question.... She goes into some diatribe about how she looks horrible in that picture blah blah blahb blah blah blah blah blahb blah yadda yadda yadda yap yap yap. So the next day at another store, "I roam stores" The guy that hired me is there saying Hi Kyle, Not the way I like to start the day but.... He was on my side and I believe I know who had the bone to pick, but I'm not going to get into it here incase she decides to start stalking my existance or some shit. So the lesson is when trying to determine something about someone for identification purposes, route that request through the manager on duty and act like a helpless scared told what to do tool, or just hammer a nail into any old picture of whoever you like. Nobody looks at their fool pictures anyway. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

QM2(SW) USS CURTIS WILBUR 7th FLEET . 98-2004 turned down officers school to be a broke ass civilian film maker after downsizing from a Arleigh Burke class Destroyer and a stint friggin on a figate. Never sail a Frigate, hardly even a boat. Hello to anybody on the shitty kitty. "Haze grey and underway, got drunk and they docked my pay." Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

film it. and tell the weirdo that she'll be on t.v. and the internet. Also call Jehovah's witness's up and ask for a personall sit down coversion meeting and drop her name and address as point of contact. Do the same thing with the mormos and hairy krishnas, then call up Jerry Springer and send him some "actual footage" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I thought this was going to be about sex. What a let down. uhh, ever hear of the term "bitch and moan"? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

High: All kinds of stuff Low: wore through the brake pads on my jetta, currently metal on metal and I've got to make a break for Midas early in the morning tomorrow with no license, no registration, no insurance, and no brakes. go go gadget Breaking Wave Productions ] Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Japanese techno toilets rock... you'll only get them in swank spendy hotels though.... tons of fun, with the heated seat, water jet, and everything else.. the squater monster is fun too like the first time you have to take a wicked shit and that's all thats available.... it's pretty down to earth i guess you could say. kinda funky wipin though where'd she get it at? I want one... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

whos the sweaty fat fuk? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

ask the girls in American Wedding who coined the phrase " are these going in your ass tonight or mine?" and the band camp girl told her Mom that they were back massage beads....... "ohh these beads are wonderfull!" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Heal quick Mujie! don't let anything else happen to those cute legs of yours.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Just happend to leave the house yesterday at the exact time that the Blue Angels were doing a flyby of my neighborhood and I've got to say that that was the coolest damn sight I have ever seen in my life. Those guys banked their turn in such a tight pattern and the sun lit em up and they were gone. Nothin but a contrail.... All the neighbors and I were pretty floored by what flew by right over our heads. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

High: cost of living Low: earning wage High: hopes Low: thats what I said! Booby Traps!!! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

it's manageable. but not at my level. around 2 grand per day per camera, but discounts for multi month shoots and the ilk. lots of freebies involved. camera operators, my check (whatever that is) I'd say it could be done for two million, but may have a celing of 4-5 depending on how everybody that I'm trying to call a team plays their cards. I'm being conservative with the celing as I honestly have no idea what it'll cost to licesne the music that I want to include, wether or not people will try to negotiate percentages of film revenue and all that other territory. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

so I'm working at putting together an IMAX movie. cause why not, it'd be a hell of a thing to do. and I've made some quality progress. IMAX is into it, West Coast Customs is into it, the surfers are into it, a lot of people are into it.. Only problem. no budget. and in and amongst other things like rent, registration and insurance that I am unable to pay I manage to get good news every now and then... Like this master wordsmiths letter from Hot Match Customs " Dear Mr. Baker, We are very interested in working with Breaking Wave Productions and being a part of the exciting IMAX experience you described to us. Hot Match Custom Cycles is a leader in the high-end custom chopper industry. Our motorcycles, which price between $90,000.00 and $200,000.00 are hand crafted by Master Builder Matt Hotch, recent 2004 World Champion of the Discovery Channels's Biker Build Off series. HotMatch is a boutique firm that turns out no more than 10 custom choppers a year, and with our exciting client list that consists of customers all around the USA, it keeps the finished product a show stopping rarity for anyone to see. Aside of building the most expensive hand made choppers in the world, HotMatch also has a line of patented parts that are sold to over 400 dealers worldwide. HotMatch CUstom Cycles looks forward to doing whatever it can to move forward with this dynamic project you have offered. Please visit our website to see our one-of-a-kind choppers and learn more about us. Best Regards," Anyway, so I've got this that and the other thing plus some more ready to go but I've run out of stuff to sell while making it happen.. Fresh outta surfboards, computers, and cameras. I do have like 300.00 bucks to buy food and gas before I meet the gatekeeper of HELL. but thats about it, and for whatever reason money doesn't fall from the damn trees. Anybody got a pair of dice? big money big money!!! cmon lady luck! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I frequantly don't put gas in the car and just stare at it for days on end. start looking for the repo man next week. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

yeah, but at least there you can master the fine art of sleeping with your eyes open. these people were Q&Aing me and I didn't have my cute young witty short skirt wearing assistant to play (remote control operator) advance to the next page please. thank you. good job good job. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I posted this as a lark. Didn't think it'd be thread of the day or anything. I just like to drink beer at Pacers.... you know it's just a kiss away.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

ya might just get it. Just got out of a meeting with the San Diego City Police Cheif, Fire Cheif, Special Events Planning Commission and four other people to discuss an event idea that I have involving a number of parties. Me, a two sheet event overview and a piece of chalk. kinda gives new meaning to "up to my elbows in Aligators..." I need to get a laptop, a projector and all kinds of gear for presentations like that. Ill prepared, but it went allright overall. 2006 there may be a new event on the circuit. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Could have been the lights, might've been the outfit or perhaps it was the booty, six pack and boobs but I think I'm in love. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

High: got my film proposal into Q's hands over at West Coast Customs and we're workin on somthin big. no bullshit. Low: step one out of 100 and no easy answers. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I've been up to a pack a day recently and whenever I inhale I get a funky feeling on the right lobe of my brain. yeah smoking sucks.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Duality by Slipknot and the song that Daryl Hannah is whistling in Kill Bill Vol. 1 when she's got the nurses uniform on.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

note to self: gotta get my stomach lookin good again... this FUPA shit is for the birds... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

The other "Q" is the general manager of West Coast Customs in L.A. and Co Host of MTV's hit shit "Pimp My Ride" http://www.westcoastcustoms.com Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

So I went up to West Coast Customs a couple months back to discuss a couple of ideas that I have in my head, and I've gotta say Q is the Man! I also dropped off a copy of Eye's In The Sky by Patrick Passe and Wendy Smith for them to take a look at in regards to a proposed event in lieu of a skydiving pro not being able to make the appointment to discuss the skydiving aspect. Gonna be doing a little running and gunning with the camera this weekend to get a couple ideas in a a couple doors and back to West Coast Customs with the proposal. Anyway, Just thought I'd let you know that Xzibit probably owes Patrick Passe and Wendy Smith a thank you for catching a Right Guard endorsement check for a "skydiving" commercial gotta get my copy of that book back dammit. Coulda actually gotten a 4 way team in that thing or some shit.... My ideas are way better than what they pulled off.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky