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like uhhh $500,000.00 they want to invest in an event.?????? Thats how much I've got to raise before this guru of event production will even consider sitting down to lunch with me...... I can't even buy my own lunch let alone shake 500,000.00 dollars off a fuckin tree... god damn celeBRATies think they run the damn world. I was all bent out of shape prior to getting the phone call wherez I got shat on... now I'm just mystified Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

splitting lanes, cut off, locked the front and would have been licking pavement at 40+ if I didn't have my SHOEI on...... blew up 7000.00 dollars worth of adrenaline fueled fun but got up and walked away... I'm all about the helmet.... I hear that in Colorado a girl wont' even get on your bike if you're wearin a skid lid, let alone the whole probe factor Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

High: I had a really good conversation with IMAX today involving my idear and a bunch of skydiverz and what not..... Low: got fired from my "real" job after a week of paid training. Didn't even make it to the first day of actual work... well I did, but they told me to turn in my badge and go home... "thank god!" Low: sold my surfboard and my computer and I'm still fuckin broke Low: I'm still a rookie ass skydiver.... WTF??? I thought I'd have two rigs, a kite board/wing, 4 surfboards, a hang glider and two Kawasaki Ninja ZX9's by now, plus a quad. shiiiiiiiiit......... High: jumpin this weekend.... High: hopefully with a girl that I want to have my babies... Low: I can't afford to raise no babies, let alone buy a bottle of oil to get this girl a greased up........ Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

hmmmmm.///////////......... I gobbled a couple sleeping pills the other night and had a werid dream too... Only mine was cool. I was jumping at a demo level, due to the fact that I was skysurfing around over San Diego's Mission Bay harbor and on my head spinnin round and I could really feel the G force on me and the water was mad beautiful. Lots of other jumpers were doin there thing in the sky and I could hear people on the ground hollerin and what not having a good time at SOCAL SUMMER FALLOUT.... I thought that was pretty cool, woke up and just kinda layed around in bed letting the good feeling linger then I jumped in the shower ten minutes till work and an hour away from the job to do reality which is kinda sucking here aside from the hotties that i get to scope while on the clock... Got a meeting with the S.D. Street Scene promoter after his event is over... So if all goes well, and I can bullshit a bullshitter..> There should be something very cool for you swoop compers out there in Mission Bay...... posting part of my plan because I'm tired of talking to the walls about it.... S.D. special events commision is really cool though... they are hearing this thing a mi bob out w/ me for whatever reason...... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

shit happens when you party naked....... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

high:gotta meet with Rob Hagy the street scene pr4omoter to discuss SOCAL SUMMER FALLOUT and propose a joint venture between West Coast Customs, West Coast Choppers a bunch of musicians and skydiving swoop comp at a location I scouted.... park right next to Paradise Point in S.D. Low: the odds of successfully pulling it off are stacked way the fuk against me..... High: Rob Hagy does this kind of shit for a living every day he wakes up.. High: if this thing takes off, there'll be a swoop comp on a big ass motorized boat pond with helo's for your ride to altitude, bands from SOcial Distortion to who the hell ever, a West Coast Customs car show and a Monster Garage car show and a bikini comp, BBQ pits and beer..... Low: the odds of pulling it off are slim to none. High: had a dream about it the other night after taking a couple tylonol pm's woke up late for my shit telemarketing job...... and it worked in my dream anyway......... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

It meant a lot to me to see to beautiful women tackle each other in the sand and roll around together for an extended period.......... Walsh is an uber hottie for sure and has got some brilliant eyes on her....... good game, good game. good god good game...... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

the company thats going to make my neon sign for breaking wave productions also made the neon for the Titty Twister bar and grill for the movie From Dusk Till Dawn by Quintenn Tarantino.... couldn't believe it.... I had looked at their website and it didn't click until I watched the movie again last night and got a memory jog... Called em up and yo'd em a little bit about it.... Too cool......... www.mrneon.com Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Yah...... the fate of the world rests on Olympic level TABLE TENNIS!!!! pass the cheetohs........ Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Yup........... I'm going to Hell, and that I'm sure will be in the regular rotation there......... thats fuckin not right. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

by Jeb........... Noice segment! Somehting like a full ten minuetes Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I guess this is cheating because it was in a movie but for weeks after seeing "The Ring" I'd get an ominous sense of fear and I swear that little bitch was hiding behind every parked van and every corner while I was out jogging, talk about giving things a wide berth........ Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I was splitting lanes on my Kawizx900 and got cut off, locked the front tire, flipped the bike slid it under a car where it proceded to explode into ten-fifteen pieces.... As I saw the back tire I knew it was time to let go of the bike and skid landed towards opposing traffic.... the guy that I was riding with got to the scene and stopped his bike and immeadiately started laughing his ass off at me whilst I was in a state of shock with road rash all up my right side, and a Mom and daughter team sitting directly behind the car that my bike went under with a look of total awe on their face.... He said somehting like I know it's kinda fucked up to laugh man, but Hell you're allright wtf.... and you (me) were just bitching about this little scratch you put in the fairing ten minutes ago at the glider port..... the police got a good little chuckle too.... when the tow truck arrived they yelled at the tow truck guy and told him to hurry up we got a live one stuck under this car!!!! the tow truck guy got all excited and started to hustle when they broke the news to him that there wasn't really anybody under there..... The cops relayed this little tidbit to me when they showed up at the hospital to write my ass a ticket...... same hospital that I went to get the abcess in my cheek checked out from this little k.o. I received at a house party for the ass slappin hand getting away from me, where the front desk registar with the cute panty line almost got her butt tapped on the way out... Instead I recruitted her for a bikini plane wash fashion shoot....... shoulda tapped the ass.... what was i thinking?????????? yeah, if it doesn't kill ya I guess it's cool to laugh... Hell, I laugh at that video of the guy base jumping who got caught by the antenna and got pulled away from a high impact landing and slung onto the roof of the building.... thats funny. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

quit smoking??? right......... I'm a certified professional ashtray diver...... that grit has got a drag and a 1/2 on it........ SCORE!!!!!!!!!!! being broke sucks...... just sold off my Mac dual 867 160, and an 80 gig hard drive, dual 21" monitors, 2 gigs worth of memory yadda yadda yadda..... looks like I'll be able to go out and buy a carton and a weekends worth of jumpin outta aircraft bullshit.. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

yeah, don'e do deck department........ after a couple years you'll know what the acronym p.a.p.e.r. c.l.i.p. means........ Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I'm dayz away from doom and I just got off the phone with somebody from IMAX and my mind is a flurry of excited activity with ways to make this doomed project a win.... !!!! waiting by fax..... waiting by fax........ waiting by fax....... waiting by fax........ when am I just going to do the right thing and fucking give up already..???????? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

are bullshit. I filed a couple weeks ago after having hit rock bottom. Fully expecting to get the 405 a week that the paperwork said I would for having been E5 in the NAVY... So I fill out some paperwork ship it off and it says in ten days that I'll be getting my check.. Well I didn't they wanted me to call such and such a number and called some previous employers and the determined this. That since I quit my Job at VON's durning the strike. Yes I was a scab. That I was at fault for quitting (a full two weeks before they got rid of all the scabs anywayz) and the next Job that I had was deemed (Independant Contractor) which I received an entire two hundred dollars for wasn't a real job that it was independant contracting and the job I had after that amounted to nothing more than on the job training for a month.. They determined to withdraw my benefit and tell me to go earn another 2026.00 working somewhere else prior to filing again for unemployment.... well. I was counting on that money to pay rent and for the car and insurance while I do just that. Find work as Breaking Wave Productions does not pay the bills as fun as it may be. but thats not the case and in another eight dayz I think I might just have to tuck my tail and run leaving behind a bunch of nice furniture by way of apology and do something. It's not what I want to do by any stretch of the imagination but thats reality........ Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

High: Neo Tactix moved one inch on my call for custom painting of aircraft participants to meet and discuss the project for the camera so I can shop it off to Warren Miller Entertainment and the Discovery Channel. High: got a meeting with the police cheif, the fire cheif and the special events planning commision next month to discuss an event I am working at organizing along with West Coast Customs, hopefully West Coast CHoppers, MTV, musicians, skydivers, jumbotrons, hosts, beer gardens, ticket sales, the guy who organizes street scene in San Diego etc that my buddy James who just knocked himself into the dirt on a low turn helped come up with the name for the event SOCAL SUMMER FALLOUT spring 2005 Low: 20 bucks to my name, half tank of gas 3/4 pack of cigarettes, rent due in eight days no way to pay it and theres a repo man out there on the wind with my car on his radar... ohh yeah, no money... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

well, I kinda vibed somebody after I got off of em... like Wazup, and he was sorta like I'll show you whats up I think I may have smacked somebody's wife one on the ass in addition to the kiss pass in the front yard... ass spank may have been the one that got my ass spanked. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Kissed some other guys girlfriend on the lips and she kissed me back while he was all of ten paces off from us. got even more drunk played some conga drum got into a fight and got my ass kicked.... fuckin black eye on the left and baseball sized swelling on the right..... think i'll postpone the job hunt for a week till the swelling goes down and the color comes back in my eye.... how long does it take for shiners to heal up??? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

the worst thing you can do to somebody is to teabag their coffee cup. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

Have you seen Trailer Park Boys on BBCA??? thats funny..... this list. this list is crap. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

going to go get a jibby job either campainging for the national forests or the democratic party to defeat Bush, Unless the Republican party to defeat Kerry is paying more.... should i be conflicted that I can sell anybody anything, and don't care who really wins the election that I just need the chedda.... The Dave Chappelle campain wasn't paying nothin. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

I'll do some kundalini yoga witchya.... bad lingam dinga dong, bad.. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

to turn it around and go to the left? get stable on your heading or just do some sly shit and start spinning off to your left? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky