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Who is making this one???



Well, mythologically, "Firebird" is another name for a Phoenix bird. but the only new stuff from Phoenix that I was aware of was the Prodigy and the Phantom.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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Where is the PHI!!!!!!!

Man, if Birdman could actually make suits as fast as it comes up with names of new suits they would really be something. Wheres that 3 week delivery thing

Anybody got a PHI yet????


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This is just like any industry. Manufacturers announce new products to keep people from buy competitors products. Suprisingly enough it works. However, can backfire if products take too long to get to market. Guess we will see.

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New Wingsuit from Birdman!!!

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The ORGASMOTRON!!! Cuming Soon!!! The best wingsuit ever!! Send Bird man your credit card now! Not just a credit card number, send the whole card! And eventually, we'll send you back a suit. You hope.



Ted
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Just keeping myself entertained, bro.

Oh, and This Just In:

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New suit from Bird - man!! The PUNISHER!! Smash your enemies* into hammered bat** shit!! The suit is coming soon (sort of like jesus). The Money transfer process already firmly in place.

*of course, you have no enemies, since the wingsuit world is all love

**subtle vampire reference



Ted
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New suit from Bird - man!! The PUNISHER!! Smash your enemies* into hammered bat** shit!! The suit is coming soon (sort of like jesus). The Money transfer process already firmly in place.

*of course, you have no enemies, since the wingsuit world is all love

**subtle vampire reference



And who'da ever thought from Texas.....? :D




Be safe!
Ed
www.WestCoastWingsuits.com
www.PrecisionSkydiving.com

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And who'da ever thought from Texas.....? :D



Hey Man, you're just jealous because your Jari tells me more about the inner workings of the company than he tells you. :P

Oh, BTW, Exciting news from Finland!!! (read fast, as I'm sure Tom's mouse pointer is already heading for the delete key)

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New Suit from Birdman!!!

The S6 BUFFY!!!1!

No more obscure references to vampire killers, we're coming right out and saying it! This one's gonna have mylar, and dacron, and kevlar, and airlocks, and carbon fucking fiber, and was designed in outer space by NASA!!! You hear that Robi, you Cocksucker!!! NASA!!!! AND CARBONFUCKINGFIBER!!! Vesa Flew the Prototype from Troll Wall to Fucking Toledo!! SUCK RAZOR SHARP OAKEN STAKE!!!! AND CARBONFUCKINGFIBER!! Send money.



Ted
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