volo 0 #1 July 1, 2005 Sweeeeeet technique!! Check out Jessica Simpson's form on those rear risers...or is she on her toggles? Okay, does it REALLY matter?!?!Jason Jerusalem [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #2 July 1, 2005 One of the hottest swoops I have ever seen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #3 July 1, 2005 WHHHHHAAAAATT?????????? my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #4 July 1, 2005 maybee a round? shit i guess you can swoop a round and make it look good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #5 July 1, 2005 You guys don' think she's really under a parachute do you? She's hanging from a crane or something. If the attire and body position and perfect hair isn't a give away, Count the lines. Since you all seem to be a bit distracted, I counted them for you. 10. (no I don't really think you all believe she's under a real parachute)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 July 1, 2005 I seriously doubt anyone thought she was under a real parachute. I bet shes of the "hook and hope" variaty. Gets to where they want to swoop, closes their eyes, hooks and hopes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #7 July 1, 2005 There's a harness with lines attached to it in that picture? I didn't see those. I better go back and look again. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #8 July 1, 2005 If you guys are looking at the harness and lines then your geeks and possibly gay. I didn't really notice all that stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 July 1, 2005 Me thinks she needs help collapsing her canopy. I'll go help... "Nice landing Jessica. I'll take that harness off of you. Oops...didn't mean to touch the double d's. Why don't you come lay down in this nice soft savannah? That's it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #10 July 1, 2005 Just a geek and a rigger that happens to have harness building skills My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #11 July 1, 2005 I looked at the picture a 2nd time now. I still don't see a harness with lines attached to it. However I do see a bathing suit which shouldn't be there. I want to see some naked swooping sky-chicks!!! Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #12 July 1, 2005 QuoteMe thinks she needs help collapsing her canopy. I'll go help... "Nice landing Jessica. I'll take that harness off of you. Oops...didn't think about being dogpiled by bodyguards... This is so NOT what I wanted" There, I fixed it for you.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #13 July 1, 2005 You ruined it man. I was daydreaming and getting excited. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #14 July 1, 2005 I seriously doubt anyone thought she was under a real parachuteQuote I did personally i'm fond of redheads though!!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kevlarsxs 0 #15 July 1, 2005 Quote does it REALLY matter?!?!*** "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #16 July 4, 2005 I'm just glad to see her where I want her. In a HARNESS hanging and accessable in all ways! hell, I want it to be attached to something stationary_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kevlarsxs 0 #15 July 1, 2005 Quote does it REALLY matter?!?!*** "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #16 July 4, 2005 I'm just glad to see her where I want her. In a HARNESS hanging and accessable in all ways! hell, I want it to be attached to something stationary_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites