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How Many Cases of Beer Do I Owe?

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- 500th jump

- 'D' license requirements met on landing

- Landing in the 'D' license area for the first time

Should I buy more beer?




Yes! You should buy MORE beer!!

You owe 4 cases of beer!!

Beer Math 101 : Review

500th jump = 1 Case of Beer + 'D' license requirements met on landing = 1 Case of Beer + Landing in the 'D' license area for the first time = 1 Case of Beer + 1 penalty Case of Beer assessed for a each backlog of 3 cases owed

Thus...

You owe 4 Cases of Beer!!

QED

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:| Man... the rules in California are tough. I thought it was supposed to be a very easy-going, carefree sort of state. :|

And Chambersburg gets away with a lot! :D

I'm glad I live in Virginia. :)
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Chambersburg doesn't get away with much... that fridge is almost always overflowing and the beer board full of names. I am the beer nazi and do my job well B|



Yes, I can attest to the fact that the fridges at Chambersburg are overflowing. When I was there for the Pelthead Boogie, I had to take my case in my cooler out to the landing area at sunset to get rid of it. :D:D:D I've never seen so many smiling faces. :)
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
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:| Man... the rules in California are tough. I thought it was supposed to be a very easy-going, carefree sort of state. :|




Yes, those are Desert California Beer Rules... yes, remember, most of California DOES NOT consist of the Liberal, Tree-Huggin', Commie, soon-to-be Hillary Votin' bunch from L.A., San Fan & Sacramento... here in the Mojave Desert we vote Republican, drive big SUVs, Own Guns, like skydiver chicks with big-boobs that dirt-dive in their undies and take our Beer Rules Very Seriously!!!

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:D

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:| Man... the rules in California are tough. I thought it was supposed to be a very easy-going, carefree sort of state. :|




Yes, those are Desert California Beer Rules... yes, remember, most of California DOES NOT consist of the Liberal, Tree-Huggin', Commie, soon-to-be Hillary Votin' bunch from L.A., San Fan & Sacramento... here in the Mojave Desert we vote Republican, drive big SUVs, Own Guns, like skydiver chicks with big-boobs that dirt-dive in their undies and take our Beer Rules Very Seriously!!!

:P

:D

;)

:)


I movin' WEST! B|










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As beer officier...

You owe one case for the 500th jump.

Once your D license application is processed and the number is issued, you will owe another case. You are D license qualified until the app is processed and number (with lots of zeros) is actually issued.

It's technically the D license qualified landing area so nothing is owed for that.

YAY Jennifer!

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Woo Hoo!!! A technical answer I can live with from a woman who knows!!! ;)

I'll be totin' my ice-cold case of beer the next time I come out to Orange after getting my shiny new card in the mail. :D:D:D

What's your favorite brand? :)

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- 500th jump

- 'D' license requirements met on landing

- Landing in the 'D' license area for the first time

Should I buy more beer?




Yes! You should buy MORE beer!!

You owe 4 cases of beer!!

Beer Math 101 : Review

500th jump = 1 Case of Beer + 'D' license requirements met on landing = 1 Case of Beer + Landing in the 'D' license area for the first time = 1 Case of Beer + 1 penalty Case of Beer assessed for a each backlog of 3 cases owed

Thus...

You owe 4 Cases of Beer!!

QED

:P


Bullshit, the beer regs state that if infringments occur on one jump ONLY one casei owed.

ONE CASE Jen
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- 500th jump

- 'D' license requirements met on landing

- Landing in the 'D' license area for the first time

Should I buy more beer?




Yes! You should buy MORE beer!!

You owe 4 cases of beer!!

Beer Math 101 : Review

500th jump = 1 Case of Beer + 'D' license requirements met on landing = 1 Case of Beer + Landing in the 'D' license area for the first time = 1 Case of Beer + 1 penalty Case of Beer assessed for a each backlog of 3 cases owed

Thus...

You owe 4 Cases of Beer!!

QED

:P


Bullshit, the beer regs state that if infringments occur on one jump ONLY one casei owed.

ONE CASE Jen





Fun Sponge!

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