labrys 0 #1 July 3, 2013 I started out with a giant parade to rub all of my neighbors faces in the fact that I'm so fucking gay, and still, I have the special privilege of having an alarm clock rouse my fabulous gay ass out of bed to go exercise my special privilege of going to work gay, where no one gives a rats ass how wonderfully gay I am. I spent lunch trying to figure out how much drama I can create at work until everyone at work cares only about my gayness. I used my gay special rights to drive a car today too... I payed my gay special rights taxes, I ate a gay special rights tuna on wheat subway sandwich, and then I used my gay special rights to have a beer... ETA: And then I used my gay special rights to be snarky in SC.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #2 July 3, 2013 labrys I ate a gay special rights tuna on wheat subway sandwich, and then I used my gay special rights to have a beer... sprouts? And did the beer have an exotic citrus fruit squeezed in it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #3 July 3, 2013 >I used my gay special rights to drive a car today too... What did you do with all your gay rights flags while you were driving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #4 July 3, 2013 Whatever. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #5 July 3, 2013 labrys and then I used my gay special rights to have a beer... That would have had lemonade in it?Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #6 July 3, 2013 Skittles!!Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #7 July 3, 2013 Quote sprouts? And did the beer have an exotic citrus fruit squeezed in it? Jalapenos and generic ol' Miller Lite. I disappoint. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #8 July 3, 2013 QuoteWhat did you do with all your gay rights flags while you were driving? I carefully release them onto the bumpers of anti-gay drivers so that they're tailing along behind them like "kick me" notes.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 July 3, 2013 What did you wear to your parade? Prada?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #10 July 3, 2013 Ummm. Keens ETA: I don't participate in the parade, FWIW. I spend that day volunteering with the Cleveland AIDS Task Force.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #11 July 3, 2013 Quote Whatever. It's a bit of an inside joke. Thanks for participating Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 July 3, 2013 labrys Quote Whatever. It's a bit of an inside joke. Thanks for participating Which begs the question . . . "Inside WHERE?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #13 July 3, 2013 labrys Quote sprouts? And did the beer have an exotic citrus fruit squeezed in it? Jalapenos and generic ol' Miller Lite. I disappoint. Hand over your lesbo card.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #14 July 3, 2013 Quote Hand over your lesbo card. You'll have to pry that out of my cold, dead... Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 July 3, 2013 How's the agenda work going? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnay 0 #16 July 3, 2013 NWFlyer How's the agenda work going? That is not what I've read the gay lifestyle is like...... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/domenick-scudera/my-gay-lifestyle_b_1063570.html Pretty sure that is more accurate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #17 July 3, 2013 NWFlyer How's the agenda work going? I'm over quota on recruitment, but way behind on subverting moral values.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites