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I looked at the source code of the website and they are using Google Analytics to track hits and traffic. Wouldn't God already know who visited what on the website? Wouldn't He also know who was going to visit what in the future? Doesn't being omnipotent make Google Analytics uneccesary?
For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board.

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No, you're overreacting again...It's designed by Sparks Network that creates dating sites for a variety of social groups that I'm sure other bigots also find offensive.:

AsianSinglesConnection.com
BlackSingles.com
CollegeLuv.com
InterracialSingles.com
ItalianSinglesConnection.com
MilitarySinglesConnection.com
ForbiddenFudgepacker.com
FlamingRugmuncher.com
LesbianSeagal.com
http://www.spark.net/sites.htm

What's wrong with people wanting to be with their own kind?
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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No, you're overreacting again...It's designed by Sparks Network that creates dating sites for a variety of social groups that I'm sure other bigots also find offensive.:

AsianSinglesConnection.com
BlackSingles.com
CollegeLuv.com
InterracialSingles.com
ItalianSinglesConnection.com
MilitarySinglesConnection.com
ForbiddenFudgepacker.com
FlamingRugmuncher.com
LesbianSeagal.com
http://www.spark.net/sites.htm

What's wrong with people wanting to be with their own kind?





+1......:D:D:D

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No, you're overreacting again...It's designed by Sparks Network that creates dating sites for a variety of social groups that I'm sure other bigots also find offensive.:

AsianSinglesConnection.com
BlackSingles.com
CollegeLuv.com
InterracialSingles.com
ItalianSinglesConnection.com
MilitarySinglesConnection.com
ForbiddenFudgepacker.com
FlamingRugmuncher.com
LesbianSeagal.com
http://www.spark.net/sites.htm

What's wrong with people wanting to be with their own kind?



What? No "PrisonMingle?"
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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No, you're overreacting again...It's designed by Sparks Network that creates dating sites for a variety of social groups that I'm sure other bigots also find offensive.:

AsianSinglesConnection.com
BlackSingles.com
CollegeLuv.com
InterracialSingles.com
ItalianSinglesConnection.com
MilitarySinglesConnection.com
ForbiddenFudgepacker.com
FlamingRugmuncher.com
LesbianSeagal.com
http://www.spark.net/sites.htm

What's wrong with people wanting to be with their own kind?



What? No "PrisonMingle?"



Comming soon:
BootyBandits.com
Bubbaspassion.com
ButchesBitches.com
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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Any belief in any God gives some people a reason to whine...evidently it makes them feel better about themselves when they can say, "You're a bozo for believing in God."
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Firesign had it right long ago.

We are all Bozos on this bus.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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>evidently it makes them feel better about themselves when they can say,
>"You're a bozo for believing in God."

. . or "you're a bozo for not believing in God." All of which condenses to "anyone not just like me is a bozo."



All too true, yes.

"I don't feel good unless YOU feel bad."
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Firesign had it right long ago.

We are all Bozos on this bus.



:D:D
Hence, my sig line.

I didn't know you were old enough to know Firesign Theater.
:D:D:P
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Firesign had it right long ago.

We are all Bozos on this bus.



:D:D
Hence, my sig line.

I didn't know you were old enough to know Firesign Theater.
:D:D:P


Well, at least you didn't say ". . . so old you know Firesign . . ."

Great stuff. It's been close in mind cuz I just finished digitizing my old Firesign LPs. My fave is definitely Nick Danger.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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I'm gonna go sign up!
I hope God picked out a petite, blond, blue-eyed coed for me.
:)


Could be "god's match for you."
"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings."
"Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up."

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I'm not overreacting at all.
Just curious why it's marketed as "Letting God choose your soul mate."
That's just booolshit right there.
;)



That company says alot...the guy who wrote that probably just works for a marketing company and isn't even christian.

The actual TV commercial says something like "sometimes we wait around for God to give us a soul mate, when God is really saying that it's time for us to make the move."

Personally, all those dating websites make me cringe, but they do seem to be pretty effective.
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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I'm gonna go sign up!
I hope God picked out a petite, blond, blue-eyed coed for me.
:)


Could be "god's match for you."

It would be good to know that HE agrees with me.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I hope God picked out a petite, blond, blue-eyed coed for me.
:)



That sounds more like Satanic temptation to me. ;)


So what would sound like a blessing from God...a big fat, gray, geriatric with cataracts?
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I hope God picked out a petite, blond, blue-eyed coed for me.
:)



That sounds more like Satanic temptation to me. ;)


So what would sound like a blessing from God...a big fat, gray, geriatric with cataracts?


Oh, you found popsjumper's actual match? :D

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