SkyChimp 0 #1 August 16, 2010 I just found this on a T-shirt and saw it online. Classic!!! Of course it doesn't describe all women. Top Ten Reasons why old guys like Guns Better than Women 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman!! 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!! Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 17, 2010 Pfft... I have a built-in silencer. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 August 17, 2010 Quote I just found this on a T-shirt and saw it online. Classic!!! Of course it doesn't describe all women. Top Ten Reasons why old guys like Guns Better than Women 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman!! 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!! So what caliber gun are you fucking??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,078 #4 August 17, 2010 I've humped a few 4.2 Mortars in my day. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 August 17, 2010 Quote I've humped a few 4.2 Mortars in my day. Bigun...quit humping the mortar!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 August 17, 2010 Quote I've humped a few 4.2 Mortars in my day. Hey Enquiring minds need to know these things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #7 August 17, 2010 Quote So what caliber gun are you fucking??? I'm not an old guy. Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #8 August 18, 2010 meh. the old american men and guns bollocks. i'd lol but i don't find (how many?) people getting murdered each year very funny. sorry about that.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 August 18, 2010 Quotemeh. the old american men and guns bollocks. i'd lol but i don't find (how many?) people getting murdered each year very funny. sorry about that. meh, the old european gun fear bollocks.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #10 August 18, 2010 Quote meh, the old european gun fear bollocks. cuba is europe ? Quote Country: Cuba scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 August 18, 2010 Quote Quote meh, the old european gun fear bollocks. cuba is europe ? Quote Country: Cuba So? Current location doesn't equal mother tongue.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #12 August 18, 2010 Quotecuba is europe ? Country: Cuba Look again and you'll see his "location map" shows Iraq. And as far as I know, there aren't any Cubans serving in Iraq. So the "Cuba" thing is probably a joke, just like several other parts of his profile. "Iraq" might be a joke too. Given all that, you shouldn't take "Cuba" seriously enough to try and use it to criticize someone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 August 18, 2010 #. You get more (way more) bangs for your Buck. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #14 August 19, 2010 Quote #. You get more (way more) bangs for your Buck. Hahaha.... That will be #11 You get more bangs for your buck! I wonder how long this list could become. Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 August 19, 2010 What about 'fireing blanks'? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 August 20, 2010 instant classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEg-R4yw_MBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #17 August 20, 2010 Here is #12 Guns are better than women because you can shoot them without getting arrested. Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 August 20, 2010 hahahha wait, what? only on a sound stage yo..... have a bad weekend- and by bad I mean good Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #19 August 21, 2010 how the hell is this in speakers corner? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #20 August 21, 2010 Quotehow the hell is this in speakers corner? I thought it was for all the .22 and 9mm they were fucking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #21 August 29, 2010 Quotehow the hell is this in speakers corner? I started it in the Bonfire but some mod only took the words "gun and "women" and automatically felt it belonged here. Too bad they didn't see it for what iit really was. LOL Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 August 30, 2010 QuoteQuotehow the hell is this in speakers corner? I started it in the Bonfire but some mod only took the words "gun and "women" and automatically felt it belonged here. Too bad they didn't see it for what iit really was. LOL I see what you mean . . . Can't we have the best of both worlds? DEFINATELY NSFWI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 August 30, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuotehow the hell is this in speakers corner? I started it in the Bonfire but some mod only took the words "gun and "women" and automatically felt it belonged here. Too bad they didn't see it for what iit really was. LOL I see what you mean . . . Can't we have the best of both worlds? DEFINATELY NSFW A Boy and his gun I wonder which caliber he was fucking later that night, because there is no evidence of a woman anywhere near that guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 August 30, 2010 Quote A Boy and his gun I wonder which caliber he was fucking later that night, because there is no evidence of a woman anywhere near that guy. Is that what you meant by "The manhunt is over" in bonfire? Got yourself a boyfriend now?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 August 30, 2010 QuoteQuote A Boy and his gun I wonder which caliber he was fucking later that night, because there is no evidence of a woman anywhere near that guy. Is that what you meant by "The manhunt is over" in bonfire? Got yourself a boyfriend now? That gravity anomaly is affecting your thought processes again Clint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
