riddler 0 #26 July 26, 2009 I'm all for politicians having sex with interns. To me, that's one of the perks of the job. Just be honest about it. Your campaign should have that spelled out in the platform: "And when I'm elected, I plan to hire only attractive female interns, and I'm hoping to sleep with two or three of them, at least." Now, if you're married, you have to make sure your wife is on-board. There are a few options here: "I also plan to hire a couple of young male interns, so my wife can get some, too." or "My wife and I are planning some three-way action. Only open-minded young men and women should apply for these positions."Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #27 July 27, 2009 Quote True, but the citizens who voted for him, and who he essentially defrauded through his conduct, are victims, too. Somehow I've got impression that those who'd vote to him would do exactly the same themselves - they just don't want OTHERS to do it.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #28 July 27, 2009 Yes. Chastity seems a fantastic quality best found in others. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 25 #29 July 27, 2009 QuoteYes. Chastity seems a fantastic quality best found in others. "Of all the sexual aberrations, the most peculiar is chastity." - Gennifer Flowers-- Tom Aiello [email protected] SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,464 #30 July 27, 2009 Pretty much a given. You can tell what they're doing by what they're saying: "I support abstinence as the primary means of birth control" - I'm having lots of sex "I support family values" - I have a mistress "I support marriage and the traditional family" - I'm having an affair with someone of the same sex "I am tough on drugs and tough on crime" - I'm paying gay prostitutes with cocaine "I have never XXX" - XXX is my very favorite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 18 #31 July 27, 2009 QuotePretty much a given. You can tell what they're doing by what they're saying: "I support abstinence as the primary means of birth control" - I'm having lots of sex "I support family values" - I have a mistress "I support marriage and the traditional family" - I'm having an affair with someone of the same sex "I am tough on drugs and tough on crime" - I'm paying gay prostitutes with cocaine "I have never XXX" - XXX is my very favorite dont forget, "I support tax and cap. and I have company that will make millons if put in place". Cuts both way huh........."America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
