airdvr 197 #1 March 9, 2009 HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2039 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 122; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2046. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States . Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 March 9, 2009 Quote Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Hope you like hospital food!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks2065 0 #3 March 9, 2009 QuoteHEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2039 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 122; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2046. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States . Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. Quotesounds about right, hopefully i won't be around to see the disaster unfold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #4 March 9, 2009 OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN.You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites marks2065 0 #5 March 9, 2009 Quote OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN. Quote leave it to one of the radical lefties to criticize this post. sarcasm is often used to try to put out a message. those that don't objectively look into that message are going to be the ones that will be looking back and saying to themselves "how could this have happened?" You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #6 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN. Quote leave it to one of the radical lefties to criticize this post. sarcasm is often used to try to put out a message. those that don't objectively look into that message are going to be the ones that will be looking back and saying to themselves "how could this have happened?" You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Radical lefties.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I guess from over there on the FAR RABID RIGHT... everyone who disagrees with your rather sad world view..... are classified by you neo-conservatives as those radical lefties who scare you guys into apoplectic knee jerk fear induced phobias. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Halfpastniner 0 #7 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN. Quote leave it to one of the radical lefties to criticize this post. sarcasm is often used to try to put out a message. those that don't objectively look into that message are going to be the ones that will be looking back and saying to themselves "how could this have happened?" You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Radical lefties.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I guess from over there on the FAR RABID RIGHT... everyone who disagrees with your rather sad world view..... are classified by you neo-conservatives as those radical lefties who scare you guys into apoplectic knee jerk fear induced phobias. Jesus christ it was a jokeBASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #8 March 9, 2009 Quote Jesus christ it was a joke AH ok..so rabid right racist doom and gloom is just funny... ok... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites loumeinhart 0 #9 March 9, 2009 QuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #10 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes Nice PA I expect nothing else from little JOKES HMM I wonder what kind of DENIGRATION I could do with YOUR screenname?????? Oh wait... that would be pointless and childish as you have sunken to Thanks but no thanks bubba Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AWL71 0 #11 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death!The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #12 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death! Just remember I am not laughing with you.. I am laughing AT YOU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AWL71 0 #13 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death! Just remember I am not laughing with you.. I am laughing AT YOU And up until this point I was having a great day. Then you laughed at me. I am so utterly devastated.The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #14 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Jesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death! Just remember I am not laughing with you.. I am laughing AT YOU And up until this point I was having a great day. Then you laughed at me. I am so utterly devastated. GOOD stuff.. any day I can derive entertainment value from the RABID RIGHTIES OR the psychotic anarchists on the far feft on DIZZY DOT COM.. is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #15 March 9, 2009 People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #16 March 9, 2009 QuotePeople like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. And its people like you who I find extremely funny BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Added that just for you Chris. I wonder if I should bring a few popery and alter boy jokes to the table for you??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #17 March 9, 2009 Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dreamdancer 0 #18 March 9, 2009 QuoteWhite minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. bigoted drivel...stay away from moving propellers - they bite blue skies from thai sky adventures good solid response-provoking keyboarding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #19 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hwt 0 #20 March 9, 2009 lol.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #21 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better?Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #22 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better? You're trying too hard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #23 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better? You're trying too hard I just thought today was special. After all, I've never seen him make a valid point before. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #24 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better? You're trying too hard I just thought today was special. After all, I've never seen him make a valid point before. Well Chris is a "very" special kinda guy..... bless his little heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #25 March 10, 2009 Oh sweet Jeanne, you know I love you. I get enjoyment out of poking at you in SC as much as you do poking at whomever you disagree with i/r/t religion and politics.What jcd doesn't know (who btw can kiss my ass...'only good point I ever made'.) is that you and I shared something very special...9000 times! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Amazon 7 #4 March 9, 2009 OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN.You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks2065 0 #5 March 9, 2009 Quote OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN. Quote leave it to one of the radical lefties to criticize this post. sarcasm is often used to try to put out a message. those that don't objectively look into that message are going to be the ones that will be looking back and saying to themselves "how could this have happened?" You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN. Quote leave it to one of the radical lefties to criticize this post. sarcasm is often used to try to put out a message. those that don't objectively look into that message are going to be the ones that will be looking back and saying to themselves "how could this have happened?" You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Radical lefties.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I guess from over there on the FAR RABID RIGHT... everyone who disagrees with your rather sad world view..... are classified by you neo-conservatives as those radical lefties who scare you guys into apoplectic knee jerk fear induced phobias. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #7 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote OMG OMG.. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING>> ELECT A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE NOW TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MEXICANS AND SCARY BLACK MEN. Quote leave it to one of the radical lefties to criticize this post. sarcasm is often used to try to put out a message. those that don't objectively look into that message are going to be the ones that will be looking back and saying to themselves "how could this have happened?" You guys are seriously in need of some professional counseling before these "conservative" fear induced phobias cause serious antisocial behaviors. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Radical lefties.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I guess from over there on the FAR RABID RIGHT... everyone who disagrees with your rather sad world view..... are classified by you neo-conservatives as those radical lefties who scare you guys into apoplectic knee jerk fear induced phobias. Jesus christ it was a jokeBASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 March 9, 2009 Quote Jesus christ it was a joke AH ok..so rabid right racist doom and gloom is just funny... ok... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #9 March 9, 2009 QuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes Nice PA I expect nothing else from little JOKES HMM I wonder what kind of DENIGRATION I could do with YOUR screenname?????? Oh wait... that would be pointless and childish as you have sunken to Thanks but no thanks bubba Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AWL71 0 #11 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death!The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death! Just remember I am not laughing with you.. I am laughing AT YOU Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AWL71 0 #13 March 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death! Just remember I am not laughing with you.. I am laughing AT YOU And up until this point I was having a great day. Then you laughed at me. I am so utterly devastated.The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Jesus christ it was a joke Dude Manazon's CAPS key is stuck down today, that means she doesn't like jokes You better watch it or you will get BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'd to death! Just remember I am not laughing with you.. I am laughing AT YOU And up until this point I was having a great day. Then you laughed at me. I am so utterly devastated. GOOD stuff.. any day I can derive entertainment value from the RABID RIGHTIES OR the psychotic anarchists on the far feft on DIZZY DOT COM.. is a good day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 March 9, 2009 People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 March 9, 2009 QuotePeople like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. And its people like you who I find extremely funny BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Added that just for you Chris. I wonder if I should bring a few popery and alter boy jokes to the table for you??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #17 March 9, 2009 Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreamdancer 0 #18 March 9, 2009 QuoteWhite minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. bigoted drivel...stay away from moving propellers - they bite blue skies from thai sky adventures good solid response-provoking keyboarding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #21 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better?Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better? You're trying too hard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #23 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better? You're trying too hard I just thought today was special. After all, I've never seen him make a valid point before. Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #24 March 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote People like you are the reason why jokes like these are actually funny. There is always some element of truth in humor. If you don't believe me, watch Leno, Colbert, Stewart, SNL, Letterman....etc. Hey Amazon, he has a point, you know. Well then you go ahead and think all about his "point" just as much as you want to... I will pass on that...... thanks Don't like Colbert? Maybe you like SNL better? You're trying too hard I just thought today was special. After all, I've never seen him make a valid point before. Well Chris is a "very" special kinda guy..... bless his little heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #25 March 10, 2009 Oh sweet Jeanne, you know I love you. I get enjoyment out of poking at you in SC as much as you do poking at whomever you disagree with i/r/t religion and politics.What jcd doesn't know (who btw can kiss my ass...'only good point I ever made'.) is that you and I shared something very special...9000 times! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
