dropoutdave 0 #26 January 22, 2006 Quote QuoteWell i'm sure heaven with your God is going to be a laugh a minute. I hear it’s all Mormons building crafts projects from egg cartons, magic markers and glitter. Should be an eternal hoot, not that I'll get to find out since all lawyers are assigned to a special place in the afterlife (oh why didn't they tell me that until _after_ my tuition checks cleared). Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Hey don't knock the egg cartons, magic markers and glitter, fun can be had with those, they are coming to hell with me! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #27 January 22, 2006 Quotedo you hear that? that's the sound of no one clapping. Hmmm...Hey, Mr. 38 Jump Wonder, was someone replying to one of your posts, were you being addresed, or are you just being a dick? Johnny Carson is dead, there's no help for you. The auditioning of stand-up comedians is dissapating very quickly. You don't know me, i don't know you. Let's keep it that way.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #28 January 22, 2006 Mr. 38 Jump Wonder... hmmm... sounds like a PA here... who was talking about skydiving? YOU, old man, were pontificating on what an incredible religious zealot you were (and that you like to take your progeny to high-dollar restaurants... oooh... touch you!) are you just being a dick?... hmmm and perhaps another PA... good thing I'm no Greenie, or you'd be banned with a bad anal experience. was someone replying to one of your posts, were you being addresed?... last time I checked, this was a public forum. Don't like it? Don't read it. If you want it kept private, there are these wonderful things called "Private Messages." Another old man taught me that once. You don't know me, i don't know you. Let's keep it that way. ... old man, you'll get no argument from me there... but as long as you're being a , you can count on me to be a thorn in your side. "38 jump wonder" Did you think that up all by yourself? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #29 January 22, 2006 And you can see them there on Sunday morning stand up and sing about what it's like up there.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slink2 0 #30 January 22, 2006 Yes you can...but look further, who is making fun of you and...WHY? Can you make fun of someone else without losing your job? You are a minority religion without a Political STATE. Wonder why? Just keep doing on to jews and Arabs as they would have done onto you! Then you might learn to shoot a gun. IMO Christians should die due to their weakness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #31 January 22, 2006 Absolutely! If we believe God is our creator, then we can assume He gave us our sense of humor. It depends on the context. Yes, jokes can be blasphemous; but they can also be done in good taste. I believe God knows what is in a person's heart and what their intention is. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #32 January 22, 2006 QuoteAbsolutely! If we believe God is our creator, then we can assume He gave us our sense of humor. It depends on the context. Yes, jokes can be blasphemous; but they can also be done in good taste. I believe God knows what is in a person's heart and what their intention is. Chris you've been faking the head injury thing all along haven't you. that post was perfectly stated. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #33 January 22, 2006 Quoteyou've been faking the head injury thing all along haven't you. that post was perfectly stated. Maybe I was divinely inspired. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #34 January 22, 2006 QuoteMr. 38 Jump Wonder... hmmm... sounds like a PA here... who was talking about skydiving? YOU, old man, were pontificating on what an incredible religious zealot you were (and that you like to take your progeny to high-dollar restaurants... oooh... touch you!) are you just being a dick?... hmmm and perhaps another PA... good thing I'm no Greenie, or you'd be banned with a bad anal experience. was someone replying to one of your posts, were you being addresed?... last time I checked, this was a public forum. Don't like it? Don't read it. If you want it kept private, there are these wonderful things called "Private Messages." Another old man taught me that once. You don't know me, i don't know you. Let's keep it that way. ... old man, you'll get no argument from me there... but as long as you're being a , you can count on me to be a thorn in your side. "38 jump wonder" Did you think that up all by yourself? Yeah, you 38 jump hack. After all, eveyone knows that your total life experience, knowledge AND opinions about ANYTHING (even those things which have nothing to do with skydiving) only comes when you obtain the correct amount of jumps. And just for anyone who decides to take this serious (I know you won't micro).... Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #35 January 22, 2006 It seems Christ did. He loved people, but used "Hebrew humor" (exageration). like "strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel" -- "Looking for the spec in your brothers eye, while you have a log in yours". steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 154 #36 January 22, 2006 so, like, if God is so almighty powerful, can He make a rock so big that He cannot lift it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #37 January 22, 2006 Absofuckinlutely!!!! A good joke is a good joke. We are, after all, only human. OBTW...I am a Christian. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #38 January 22, 2006 Quoteare you just being a dick?... hmmm and perhaps another PA... good thing I'm no Greenie, or you'd be banned with a bad anal experience. Hahaha, if only they had the powers. Greeny: "You've read the forum rules, no personal attacks. I'm banning you from the forum for 2 weeks and sending a good bumming so you learn your lesson!" ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #39 January 22, 2006 Must of had them rolling in the aisles (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #40 January 23, 2006 Quote and therefore the place no self restrictions on their "jokes" thinking that they are funny and won't be held accountable for their blaspheous remarks. WOW....are they in for a big surprise. Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that he shall also reap Oh please do tell, I love a good surprise. Will it be anything like the consequences suffered so far by non-believers? Which is what? Please be specific, I'd like the name and fate of a blasphemous person and how you have come to know about such things in detail. And sorry to inform you, but God is mocked. At least a few times each day." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
