DrunkMonkey 0 #1 June 3, 2004 Q: What do Frenchmen and kittens have in common (other than being pussies)? A: They would both surrender to a water-pistol that looks like a beretta. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #2 June 3, 2004 My daughter told me this.. A man walks into a psychiatrists office completely naked wrapped in saran wrap. The psychiatrist says to the man.. " I can clearly see you're nuts.." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #3 June 3, 2004 Menu item at K.F.C. Hillary Clinton Special!! 2- small breasts 2- large thighs 1- left wing --Bob-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #4 June 3, 2004 A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says "What is this; a joke?""I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 June 4, 2004 Kerry is a comunist. Oh, Wait.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #6 June 4, 2004 "He is a friend and not a moron at all", Jean Chretien speaking of George W. Bush... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #7 June 4, 2004 "I am not a crook", Richard M. Nixon... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #8 June 4, 2004 'It depend on what the definition of is is.' ---Slick Willie--- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #9 June 4, 2004 "I took the initiative in creating the Internet." Al Gore . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #10 June 4, 2004 Reminds me of the old Snickers commercial where they had Al Gore saying "I invented pants". - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #11 June 4, 2004 "Iraq is free of rape rooms and torture chambers."—Bush, Oct. 8, 2003 "One thing is for certain: There won't be any more mass graves and torture rooms and rape rooms."—Bush, Jan. 12, 2004 D'oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #12 June 4, 2004 whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? a golfer goes Whack!....Damn! a skydiver goes Damn!........Whack! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #13 June 4, 2004 True story! I broke up with this wild ass chick, mainly because she would start trouble with people in public and expect me to get my ass kicked to defend her honor. After one really bad evening; I told her that it was over. Her reply was " You act like I am bellignorant or something" --Bob-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #14 June 4, 2004 Q: How do you know a Frenchman has been in your backyard? A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #15 June 4, 2004 What is the relationship between ex-spouses in Tennessee? They're still brother and sister.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #16 June 4, 2004 Do you know name of the lone Chinese demonstrator that stood in front of the line of tanks in Tiannamien Square? Answer: Wan Dum Phuc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #17 June 4, 2004 Wun Tuph Phucawitty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 June 4, 2004 What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? The farmer shucks between fits. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 June 4, 2004 New Tank for France - 5 Reverse gears and 2 forward JUST in case they are attacked from the rearI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #20 June 4, 2004 QuoteNew Tank for France - 5 Reverse gears and 2 forward JUST in case they are attacked from the rear hhhahahah MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #21 June 4, 2004 I will go ahead and apolagize in advance....these are better hearing my 10 yr old niece tell them... What did George Washington tell his men before they crossed the Deleware? Get in the boat. What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? Hey where is my tractor.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 June 4, 2004 QuoteNew Tank for France - 5 Reverse gears and 2 forward JUST in case they are attacked from the rear Quote Used French military rifles for sale.. Never fired...only dropped once! In wars past... British military officers always wore red uniform jackets, If they were wounded in battle...The sight of their blood wouldn't upset the troops they were commanding. It's for similar reasons.. French officers always wear brown pants! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #23 June 5, 2004 How did the french woman find out her brother was gay? She said "son membre gou^tent tant excrément" -Bob- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #24 June 5, 2004 QuoteNew Tank for France - 5 Reverse gears and 2 forward JUST in case they are attacked from the rear Funny, it was Italy when David Frost told it on TWTWTW in 1965.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #25 June 5, 2004 Sorry, but insulting France is a British prerogative. We've had 1000 years of experience.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
