cyberskydive 0 #1 May 25, 2001 Hi I am Cyber, (hi Cyber) I like airplanes, neve landed in one though. My favorite color is blue and I am heterosexual all the way so stop staring at my ass you fags- I can feel the heat coming off your stare. I like food with hot sauce on it, preferrably mexican. I live in Georgia, grew up around Atlanta, were I mostly played hacky sack and realized that I liked beer, guiness in particular at a dead show when I was like 17. I used to be cool, but now I'm not cause I didnt know what a tapas bar was. My uncle harry has some chickins near gainsville too.Sometimes I wonder, but then that fades away. I have been skydiving for about 5 years, its fun isn't it?I wish my new container and suit would show up though (no dont pray). It would be intersting to see if I could hold onto the lines of my main - no it wouldnt, what the fuck am I talking about.I just ate pizza and I'm about to grab some hienekan, they taste pretty good. My GF is a whuffo, she wont even take an observer ride.I like camel cigarrettes, they taste more like a fancy shit than other domestic hi-tech super power grow so strong I cant quit smokes do. I should quit though. Thgey are not good for me and I really am starting to dislike them. I quit once before but started back after a year, so I'm also a dumbass.My gf's mom is here for some reason, so I guess I wont get any tonight, will have to get up and go to the dz early before they gang up on me with thier whiny asses.Someone once told me that life is what you make of it, I really have no clue, thats why someomne else told me it. but I think that sounds like a plan...........D.Chisolm C-28534[email protected]http://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #2 May 25, 2001 WOOHOO!! Cyber you fuckin' crack me up!! lOlI didn't know what a tapas bar was either, I guess we are about as uncooth as they come, 'eh? Who knew those european Sheep fuckers had it goin' on like Rico Suave? Now you know, if you ever take someone besides that whuffo g/f of yours on a date, go for the tapas bar...More power to the smooth!(seriously, for the one this is talking about... good luck asshole!! you know i love ya!!)Sis"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhuurrr 0 #3 May 25, 2001 mmmmmmmmmmmm.......pizza, heineken, guiness, hotsauce, boobies......mmmmmmmmmm............-------------------------------http://www.oneeyedjackproductions.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #4 May 25, 2001 Gudday there!!If your interested in getting headdown down under have alooksee at this sitehttp://www.jump-run.comThis our local dz web siteenjoyFreemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #5 May 25, 2001 Okay, what is a tapas bar??That was hilarious Cyber!!"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." http://trak.to/skydivechick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #6 May 25, 2001 QuoteI like camel cigarrettescamels, any one said camels???where??????camels r cool.... i like camels too, i have a picture of a camel in my wallet, it's batter then a picture of my little doughter, i don't have a doughter, but if i had, i would still prefer the camel picture, little kids r fatFree Skies,Omri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #7 May 25, 2001 QuoteI wish my new container and suit would show up though (no dont pray).No! No really! I think I can get it right this time!Heeeeere chicky chicky chicky.....------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #8 May 25, 2001 sorry folks.That washttp://www.jump-run.com.auFreemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #9 May 25, 2001 QuoteNo! No really! I think I can get it right this time!Heeeeere chicky chicky chicky.....Virgins - checkPickles - checkchickens - checkpeanut butter - checkummm..umm.. fuggit.(throws the chickens, peanut butter, and pickles at a starving refugee and carries the virgins off to the bedroom)Blues, squares,PTigerPS Cyber is funnyCyber is smartCyber makes slickWeb site art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #10 May 25, 2001 Cyber is a funny gasCyber is smart assCyber makes a tartWeb site fart Me: I am the greatest skydiver in the Universe, as far as you know.Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #11 May 25, 2001 uh let's see if i remember...a tapas bar is a mexican place with light food and lots of good sangria!! sounds like my kind of place!! that's all i know girls and boys. ain't ever been there. we texans don't get out much ya know. and when we do we scare off all the roosters!! hehesis"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #12 May 25, 2001 Ok, so Cyber is really my super hero. He designed and sponsored my web page. AT:>> http.www.airann.com But wont allow me to fudge it up by allowing me access to his work. It is a conspiracy to keep me dependent on him for life. Its because he loves me so much, he wants to dominate me, I mean my website. He must have heard about my current status of SINGLE. Damn shame, But my buddies will fix me up with someone soon I am sure. Note: A freeflyer preferably, about 6 ft tall, stable in his life, cute and sexy, honest and trustworthy. Intelligent. Professionally employed, can expertly predict the stock market and my dog (Great Dane) must like you. Have experience cleaning and maintaining swimming pool and jacuzzi and can mow yard if properly motovated. I like steaks medium rare and BBQ out by the pool, I will cook the rest, and a special wine or drink to relax after a long day of skydiving. Then slip quietly into my jacuzzi to ease the muscles of hard openings and etc. Loving caring sensative and warm, talkative, creative and spontaneous are essential. I like to be taken care of but I am self sufficent and dont need to be, I carry my own gear, thank you. And even sling it into the back of my SUV without trouble. Except in the low back region. I am tuff enuff and am the worlds greatest skydiver, as far as you know. So now that these requirements leave out all of you people. I am back to figuring out how to have a great time by myself that doesnt include a industrial size package of batteries. If any of you have seen this man, please send last know quardinates. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phastasphuk 0 #13 May 25, 2001 THATS ME! and I can even sort the red laundry from the white!chrisHow would you like too stick with meHow much do you love to freefall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #14 May 25, 2001 I know this guy airann is talking about. Didn't he fall off the earth???Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #15 May 25, 2001 That cyberdude, IF that is his real name.I question the man, watch him closely, he is tricky, even periodically indicating he may or may not have fleeting moments of quazi-intelligence... But Jim! Its hard to tell, the tricorder is going nutz... Oh, sorry, I am back. What, nobody found me a BF yet! You suk.Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #16 May 25, 2001 whoa!! hold on!! can i get a b/f too? dammit...only a few men can handle the 'Sis...with good reason (she's a crazy ass) LOL but those than can...are admirable indeed...and the benefits are worth it!!!!! So if you're gonna hook up Ann, can you hook up Sis?The Queen (not necessarily popularly elected)"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #17 May 25, 2001 You gals (freaksister and co) need to get down here. Almost every young guy skydiver is single!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #18 May 25, 2001 Anything for a Freaksister! The world needs more of us.I am your hook up. Tht is after I am squared away, did I tell you how much I love ya! Sorry, I was over whelmed at my generosity and weak from ... not skydiving, yeah, thats the ticket. Its from not skydiving enuff.Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #19 May 25, 2001 Haro: Where are you? I am getting my back pack now..... and my rig, almost forgot. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #20 May 25, 2001 Im from Sydney Australia!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
screwbag 0 #21 May 25, 2001 to: airanni qualify for all of the above and i'll be gettin a rigging ticket too ;) need some umm...rigging? yeah not enough rigging going on...*chuckle* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dutchboy 0 #22 May 25, 2001 Gee, that sounds like me. Is 6'3" OK. Dogs love me, I can sorta freefly. One small hitch, I'm already married, sorry. Don't see that changing any time soon. Even if she is a whyffo, no woman in their right mind would want to give up the Dutchboy. The Dutchboyhttp://www.geocities.com/ppolstra Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #23 May 25, 2001 Sorry Airann! I already snagged the only guy like that...he's not a freeflyer yet, but I expect him to be going to 'the dark-side' before too much longer. I'll keep an eye out for you and the Sis tho! :)Pammi"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." http://trak.to/skydivechick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #24 May 25, 2001 Well, not to prove the Sis wrong(aww, who am I kidding...you are SO wrong!!)Tapas are light meals that the SPANISH eat instead of tea(dinner for you yanks). The usually have lunch as their biggest meal of the day, then have an afternoon nap (siesta) then go out for dinner at a bar that has light meals and LOTS of drinks!!!(so is the way I was told by my Mum when she lived there)To all the guys that may potentially get hooked up with the Sis....GOOD ON YA!!! She is a character, but has a genuine heart. (mental note to yourselves though...KEEP HER AWAY FROM ALCOHOL AND SKYDIVING!!!!) She can handle both, just not together!!!!!and just so you know...It was lots of fun, we had a great time, and I am not telling you all anything more than that!!Kia Kaha,PykeNZPF A-2584 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 May 25, 2001 I couldn't remember what you said about tapas...thanks for setting me straight. That's about the only time you'll have the chance so enjoy it while it lasts!Glad you had a good time.Sis"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites