Doasfu 0 #1 July 15, 2001 Wow... what a woman. I only hope I could be what she wants... still, I like you guys so much I thought I'd let the other men of DZ.com have a chance with this earthbound angel. Check out her modest, understandable list of needs here. :)Dan"Oh, you went to a movie this weekend? That's nice. Me? Oh... Actually, me too..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 July 15, 2001 RUNAWAY RUNAWAY!!!! jesus what a nut job!!! Remember when Sex was safe and skydiving was Dangerous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thumper 0 #4 July 15, 2001 I was going to email her but I believe a vessel in my brain burst while I was making an outline of her instructions. I doubt that she'd be interested in a man who can no-longer move the left side of his body. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #5 July 15, 2001 scary very very scaryMarc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #6 July 15, 2001 I dunno, she might be a catch -- if it's a spoof site. Only someone with one hell of a good imagination & sense of humor (not to mention a lot of time on their hands) could do a spoof site like that. Or, she could be just be looking for someone with enough balls to write her after all that. If she's serious, I agree with hte others...Run away! Run away! ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #7 July 15, 2001 QuoteI dunno, she might be a catch -- if it's a spoof site. Only someone with one hell of a good imagination & sense of humor (not to mention a lot of time on their hands) could do a spoof site like that.Zennie, I agree. If it is a spoof site I am in love. Dan"Oh, you went to a movie this weekend? That's nice. Me? Oh... Actually, me too..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #8 July 15, 2001 From her site QuoteBut, if a man who's interested in me wouldn't otherwise be able to not masturbate, I'd be willing to have him be in a chastity tube, and I'd hold the key for him.I'd be willing to have him be in a chastity tube??? If I was her boyfriend (God forbid) I'd ask her to throw that key away! BTW Dan how did you find this site, you been searching for cyber? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #9 July 15, 2001 You know, she's probably a crazy damn animal in bed...AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 3 #10 July 15, 2001 Quoteshe might be a catch -- if it's a spoof siteYep. My old roommate was chatting online with a girl that had the screen name "girl w/ hairy butt". It turns out she was an absolute HAMMER! She used that name to keep away the standard creeps, but ended up being totally cool. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites harro 0 #11 July 16, 2001 " EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rhonda66 0 #12 July 16, 2001 Who cares - If she doesn't skydive, she's no good for anyone here... :)Rhonda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Doasfu 0 #13 July 16, 2001 QuoteBTW Dan how did you find this site, you been searching for cyber?I found it over on The Portal of Evil. This one is rather tame by their standards, actually. Go there for some interesting reads if you're bored. :)Dan"Oh, you went to a movie this weekend? That's nice. Me? Oh... Actually, me too..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cacophony 0 #14 July 16, 2001 You can't have her because she is MINE!! J/K. My girl would body slam her and then kick her in the head. Man I love my girlfriend! Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Grogs 0 #15 July 16, 2001 Wow! If I ever get that desparate for a date, please shoot me. Or better yet, give me a rig to demo with styrofoam packing peanuts packed in it in place of the main and the reserve. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AggieDave 6 #9 July 15, 2001 You know, she's probably a crazy damn animal in bed...AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #10 July 15, 2001 Quoteshe might be a catch -- if it's a spoof siteYep. My old roommate was chatting online with a girl that had the screen name "girl w/ hairy butt". It turns out she was an absolute HAMMER! She used that name to keep away the standard creeps, but ended up being totally cool. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #11 July 16, 2001 " EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhonda66 0 #12 July 16, 2001 Who cares - If she doesn't skydive, she's no good for anyone here... :)Rhonda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #13 July 16, 2001 QuoteBTW Dan how did you find this site, you been searching for cyber?I found it over on The Portal of Evil. This one is rather tame by their standards, actually. Go there for some interesting reads if you're bored. :)Dan"Oh, you went to a movie this weekend? That's nice. Me? Oh... Actually, me too..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #14 July 16, 2001 You can't have her because she is MINE!! J/K. My girl would body slam her and then kick her in the head. Man I love my girlfriend! Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grogs 0 #15 July 16, 2001 Wow! If I ever get that desparate for a date, please shoot me. Or better yet, give me a rig to demo with styrofoam packing peanuts packed in it in place of the main and the reserve. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
