RedBull 0 #26 November 29, 2001 Quote Dirty SanchezHmmm. The version I heard is that the mustache is drawn on with one's uhhh... wiener (after sodomy, obviously). Perhaps that was the prison version. QuoteI got a whole list of these ... Could you post this list as an attachment -- with the appropriate warnings, of course. "If Fonzie is so cool, why does he hang around high school nerds?" - anonymous post from jumptheshark.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #27 November 29, 2001 umm..okWARNING The attached text file is crude, vulgar, disgusting, offensive, and filled with explicit sexual references. It should not be viewed by anyone.Any damage, outrage, loss of job or loss of breakfast suffered by you as a result of reading the attached file is not my problem.I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #28 November 29, 2001 Quotei even put the phone inside her whislt he was on the line.......... Please...don't tell any more of it....These are nice, respectable young men on this forum...they don't need to know the rest and go getting ideas...Not those sort of ideas, anyway...em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 November 29, 2001 "These are nice, respectable young men on this forum."Yeah!!! I'm very offended.....and so is Clinton's Mom!!!!! *snicker...snicker*"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fLiEr 0 #30 November 29, 2001 "Please...don't tell any more of it....These are nice, respectable young men on this forum...they don't need to know the rest and go getting ideas...Not those sort of ideas, anyway..."I thought all skydivers were sick twisted depraved minded individuals with a taste for the perverted.......... maybe thats just my DZ............... BSBD"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedBull 0 #31 November 29, 2001 QuoteYeah!!! I'm very offended.....and so is Clinton's Mom!!!!!Ha! It will be a very funny scene when someone's mum sees the printout of that. I wish I could see it. "If Fonzie is so cool, why does he hang around high school nerds?" - anonymous post from jumptheshark.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #32 November 29, 2001 She doesn't need the printout. She was the one "on the phone" with 3fLier. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #33 November 29, 2001 QuoteShe doesn't need the printout. She was the one "on the phone" with 3fLier.Ew.....icky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 November 29, 2001 "on the phone" How do you get all the goo off the buttons????"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fLiEr 0 #35 November 29, 2001 "How do you get all the goo off the buttons????"I got the woman to lick it off herself ............. good girl!!!BSBD"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #36 November 29, 2001 "good girl!!!"Yes she is!!!! "and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #37 November 29, 2001 Does this girl have an identical twin sister?(just asking - its a Hinton thang lol) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #38 November 29, 2001 ROTFLMAO!That is just hilarious - I damn near snorted coke all over the monitor on reading that. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #39 November 29, 2001 You're doing COKE? At WORK?Fuckinell man...you are one hard assed dude...Respect... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #40 November 29, 2001 Gee, how long did it take you to think that one up AnusAngel? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #41 November 29, 2001 Up YOUR anus, my angel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #42 November 29, 2001 Yeah yeah, whatever man - you are probably a sad little pathetic whuffo. Trying to act the big bad ass on the forum - just another chicken shit anonymous poster.... (and you can take all that PM abuse you sent me and go shove it up YOUR ass, you lamer) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #43 November 29, 2001 QuoteGee, how long did it take you to think that one up AnusAngel?Geez, Skreamer. I've gotta say, you may have been kidding with this post, but it did sound kinda harsh, and I can understand why AlienAngel might have taken it personally. C'mon guys. Let's not start shit over nothing, MMM-KAAYY?Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #44 November 29, 2001 "C'mon guys. Let's not start shit over nothing, MMM-KAAYY?"Can't we all just G-G-G-G-G-G-Get along"- Rodney King (Dumbass!)"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Alienangel 0 #45 November 29, 2001 Skreamer has an obsession with my anus. And who can blame him? It is, in all truth..an angelic specimen...(Jus' stop sending me your fukin love letters bitch...You aint my type) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #46 November 29, 2001 "Ok. That does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going into or coming out of my ass?!" -CartmanSpeed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Merrick 0 #47 November 29, 2001 It's all a front guys (Kinda like when you were a little kid & you used to knock the little girls down on the playground that you had a crush on). I talk to Skreamer on a semi-regular basis, I think he knows this Alienangel & has made his attraction more than obvious & has informed me on more than one occasion how "if he were gay...." "Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Alienangel 0 #48 November 29, 2001 Yeh man, you try screening Skreamer's butt-obsessed mails form your inbox every day...fukin pathetic. Stop it, butt-lover! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #49 November 29, 2001 I'm trying to figure Skreamer's fascination with you. By any chance, are you a poodle? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Alienangel 0 #50 November 29, 2001 Well..I guess it's true to say I think Kreamy's only interested in the parts of me that are...uh...covered in short, curly wee hairs.....Poodle-esque, I guess... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skreamer 1 #42 November 29, 2001 Yeah yeah, whatever man - you are probably a sad little pathetic whuffo. Trying to act the big bad ass on the forum - just another chicken shit anonymous poster.... (and you can take all that PM abuse you sent me and go shove it up YOUR ass, you lamer) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #43 November 29, 2001 QuoteGee, how long did it take you to think that one up AnusAngel?Geez, Skreamer. I've gotta say, you may have been kidding with this post, but it did sound kinda harsh, and I can understand why AlienAngel might have taken it personally. C'mon guys. Let's not start shit over nothing, MMM-KAAYY?Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 November 29, 2001 "C'mon guys. Let's not start shit over nothing, MMM-KAAYY?"Can't we all just G-G-G-G-G-G-Get along"- Rodney King (Dumbass!)"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #45 November 29, 2001 Skreamer has an obsession with my anus. And who can blame him? It is, in all truth..an angelic specimen...(Jus' stop sending me your fukin love letters bitch...You aint my type) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #46 November 29, 2001 "Ok. That does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going into or coming out of my ass?!" -CartmanSpeed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #47 November 29, 2001 It's all a front guys (Kinda like when you were a little kid & you used to knock the little girls down on the playground that you had a crush on). I talk to Skreamer on a semi-regular basis, I think he knows this Alienangel & has made his attraction more than obvious & has informed me on more than one occasion how "if he were gay...." "Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #48 November 29, 2001 Yeh man, you try screening Skreamer's butt-obsessed mails form your inbox every day...fukin pathetic. Stop it, butt-lover! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #49 November 29, 2001 I'm trying to figure Skreamer's fascination with you. By any chance, are you a poodle? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #50 November 29, 2001 Well..I guess it's true to say I think Kreamy's only interested in the parts of me that are...uh...covered in short, curly wee hairs.....Poodle-esque, I guess... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
