freefallfreak 0 #1 January 18, 2002 If you choke a SMURF what color does he turn??Just wondering...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #2 January 18, 2002 ...while we're at it, why is abbreviation such a long word?"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #3 January 18, 2002 PurpleSmurfette is a slut btw....pull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #4 January 18, 2002 You have to feel sorry for the boy smurfs!! One gal in the whole damn place...'cept Sassette later on of course.Closing pin jewelry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #5 January 18, 2002 Good point, Pammi.Why do you think Gargamel was trying to capture the smurfs all the time? He was sick of the cat (forgot the name), and wanted to shack up with Smurfette. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 January 18, 2002 So why was that one guy with the beard always called "Papa" by everyone, including the "boy" smurfs, eh?Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #7 January 18, 2002 Maybe things like that are okay in Smurf culture. How the hell should I know? Ask Skreamer or Clay. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #8 January 18, 2002 where is clay, i've actually been able to keep up with the new posts today! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #9 January 18, 2002 Has anyone seen Donnie Darko? There is a pretty good break down of the smurf social dynamic in it. Plus it is just a cool movie. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #10 January 18, 2002 smurfette jumps at elsinore and grasshopper packs for her Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #11 January 18, 2002 QuoteSmurfette is a slut btw....If she is such a slut, why do all the other smurfs have blue balls? "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnischalke 0 #12 January 18, 2002 I haven't seen it, but the smurfs are the best example of socialism I have ever seen in cartoons."Hey kids everyone work for one goal, the betterment of smurf village. There's no money here. We just work and everyone (except grumpy and that pesky brainy) gets along. We are all boys and we all get along so well together (we really didn't even need papa to make smurfette but the girlie viewers needed something to represent them)."Yeah, and did anyone ever wonder why there was such a gay boom in the 90's. Everyone was getting out of the closet and I know the smurfs were to blame.mike...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #13 January 18, 2002 Not positive about this, but I think that Gargamel actually made smurfette as a spy. And she was won over because of how strong the smurfs' goodness was, or some such nonsense. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #14 January 18, 2002 ...And what about McDonald land?? Ever notice the family resemblance between Mayor McCheese and the Big Mac (the policeman)? Could there be some nepotism going on in the McDonald land government?????And why do they put up with those criminals, the Hamburglar and the Pirate with the filet o 'fishs? The McDonald land police force must be on the take. And WTF is that creature Grimace supposed to be? Some kinda mutant from a toxic waste dump?? What's in those "McDonalds shakes" anyway?? (Notice they don't call them milk shakes!! What are they made from? If I drink them, will my children come out looking like Grimace??)Speed Racer"My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JDBoston 0 #15 January 18, 2002 The truth about Smurfs:http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0173.htmlThe damn link doesn't want to work - so you have to copy and paste. Anyway, AggieDave is right. Venture forward at your own risk..... though anyone who's had an email account for a while probably got this 6 years ago anyway.You can thank me later.Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 January 18, 2002 I had found that and decided not to post it since it is fairly lewd. Atleast for a non-college/public forum...sort of funny, though.Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tee 0 #17 January 18, 2002 Quote You have to feel sorry for the boy smurfs!! One gal in the whole damn place...'cept Sassette later on of course. Perhaps the boy smurfs were happy with eachother and didn't need any girl smurfs.... Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #18 January 18, 2002 What's red and has 99 dents in it? "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #19 January 18, 2002 smurfette's cherry?"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 January 18, 2002 "smurfette's cherry"WE HAVE A WEINER!!!!!!!!!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #21 January 18, 2002 yay! i'm a weiner! woohoo! (thank god it's friday!)"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #22 January 18, 2002 QuoteNot positive about this, but I think that Gargamel actually made smurfette as a spy.I think you're right. I remember something about Gargamel enchanting a stone, bringing it to life as Smurfette... then a brunette, if I recall correctly.Crazy shite they spoon-fed us back then, eh?Stevenp: Technossomy - Synthetic Flesh (Flying Rhino, 1997) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #23 January 19, 2002 QuoteYou can thank me later.Thank you hell! Do you know how bad Diet Pepsi Twist out the nose hurts?!?!?!?pull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyhawk 2 #24 January 19, 2002 "The truth about Smurfs: http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0173.html"um some one has obviously spent waaayyy to much time fantising about smurfs as a kid(o)(o) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #25 January 19, 2002 Taa-Daa,It only took two posts to turn the thread into something sexual...lol. 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scottbre 0 #11 January 18, 2002 QuoteSmurfette is a slut btw....If she is such a slut, why do all the other smurfs have blue balls? "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #12 January 18, 2002 I haven't seen it, but the smurfs are the best example of socialism I have ever seen in cartoons."Hey kids everyone work for one goal, the betterment of smurf village. There's no money here. We just work and everyone (except grumpy and that pesky brainy) gets along. We are all boys and we all get along so well together (we really didn't even need papa to make smurfette but the girlie viewers needed something to represent them)."Yeah, and did anyone ever wonder why there was such a gay boom in the 90's. Everyone was getting out of the closet and I know the smurfs were to blame.mike...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #13 January 18, 2002 Not positive about this, but I think that Gargamel actually made smurfette as a spy. And she was won over because of how strong the smurfs' goodness was, or some such nonsense. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 January 18, 2002 ...And what about McDonald land?? Ever notice the family resemblance between Mayor McCheese and the Big Mac (the policeman)? Could there be some nepotism going on in the McDonald land government?????And why do they put up with those criminals, the Hamburglar and the Pirate with the filet o 'fishs? The McDonald land police force must be on the take. And WTF is that creature Grimace supposed to be? Some kinda mutant from a toxic waste dump?? What's in those "McDonalds shakes" anyway?? (Notice they don't call them milk shakes!! What are they made from? If I drink them, will my children come out looking like Grimace??)Speed Racer"My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #15 January 18, 2002 The truth about Smurfs:http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0173.htmlThe damn link doesn't want to work - so you have to copy and paste. Anyway, AggieDave is right. Venture forward at your own risk..... though anyone who's had an email account for a while probably got this 6 years ago anyway.You can thank me later.Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 January 18, 2002 I had found that and decided not to post it since it is fairly lewd. Atleast for a non-college/public forum...sort of funny, though.Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #17 January 18, 2002 Quote You have to feel sorry for the boy smurfs!! One gal in the whole damn place...'cept Sassette later on of course. Perhaps the boy smurfs were happy with eachother and didn't need any girl smurfs.... Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 January 18, 2002 What's red and has 99 dents in it? "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #19 January 18, 2002 smurfette's cherry?"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 January 18, 2002 "smurfette's cherry"WE HAVE A WEINER!!!!!!!!!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #21 January 18, 2002 yay! i'm a weiner! woohoo! (thank god it's friday!)"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #22 January 18, 2002 QuoteNot positive about this, but I think that Gargamel actually made smurfette as a spy.I think you're right. I remember something about Gargamel enchanting a stone, bringing it to life as Smurfette... then a brunette, if I recall correctly.Crazy shite they spoon-fed us back then, eh?Stevenp: Technossomy - Synthetic Flesh (Flying Rhino, 1997) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #23 January 19, 2002 QuoteYou can thank me later.Thank you hell! Do you know how bad Diet Pepsi Twist out the nose hurts?!?!?!?pull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #24 January 19, 2002 "The truth about Smurfs: http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0173.html"um some one has obviously spent waaayyy to much time fantising about smurfs as a kid(o)(o) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #25 January 19, 2002 Taa-Daa,It only took two posts to turn the thread into something sexual...lol. (I wondered how long it would take...lol.)FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
