Jessica 0 #1 February 21, 2002 So the Hoosier Daddy thing starts today...and I woke up at 7:30, rarin' to go...and realized...my allergies got so bad overnight I think my head would explode if I tried to jump. I can't breathe, my throat is swollen shut, and the pisser is I'M NOT SICK SO I STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK. [Expletives of unimaginable offensiveness.]Maybe I'll go anyway. If I'm not around tonight, send a St. Bernard after me. With a flask of brandy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #2 February 21, 2002 Can you, or have you yet tried, taking Allegra? I love the stuff, but mine have never been as bad as that. It didn't seem to bother me, make me loopy and such, like over-the-counter stuff.Closing pin jewelry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 February 21, 2002 Stop at your local drugs store. {No not your drugest you see on the corner} and pick up some nose spray, sudafed and what ever else will clear you up! Today is going to be wonderful and soooooooooo skydive worthy! If I wasn't stuck in this damn office with paperwork to the ceiling.. {most of which is there because I'm surfing this site} I'd take off the rest of today and tomorrow and jump my ass off!! So if you have ANY Chance at all to jump today DO IT! Get out in the sun it clears me up too!My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #4 February 21, 2002 Hmmm, yes, do whatever Pammi says, just so long as you can swallow again!!!"Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #5 February 21, 2002 shut up SkreamerThat's all I got...lolClosing pin jewelry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #6 February 21, 2002 yes, swallowing is important... very important...RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 February 21, 2002 Guess I can't blame you for swinging at the fat pitches...heh.All right, folks, I'm going to cram this canopy into this container and head out to the DZ. I'm such a dumbass -- I got my gear back from the rigger all nicely packed up, and when I got it home I undid the whole nice, neat thing so I could "practice packing..." It's lain there, untouched, since Sunday.*rummaging around for Benadryl* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #8 February 21, 2002 Quoteyes, swallowing is important... very important...Really? Actually, I'd quite like to hear the logic behind this. Why is swallowing so all-fired important? Hmm? Do tell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #9 February 21, 2002 How else will you eat and drink! You didnt think I was refering to something else, you perv! RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 February 21, 2002 QuoteI'd quite like to hear the logic behind this. Why is swallowing so all-fired important? Hmm? Do tell.I felt the hook hit the corner of my mouth... Then I spit it out! Whew this one was close!My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #11 February 21, 2002 Yeah, then try to get the guy to kiss you after eh Jess? Closing pin jewelry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #12 February 21, 2002 When they want a cuddle, we want to kiss.. and they want to kiss, we want to cuddle.. THERES NO WINNING WITH WOMEN ! lolRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 February 21, 2002 You know, after a hard night of drinking, my sinuses and stuff are always messed up for a day. Never fails. Go to Habenaros and grab a Burrito, you'll feel instantly better. It's not quite as good as Freebirds for a hangover, but it'll probably help. "I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 February 21, 2002 It's alllllllergies, not a hangover!!!! Anyway, y'all, I can't do it. I'd die.I'll try again tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #15 February 21, 2002 one word - QUITER My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #16 February 21, 2002 One word: SHUT YOUR HOLE. I'm no quitter! May I refer your attention slightly downpage, to the "head cold" thread? Everyone THERE says "DOOOON'T DO IT!" Do you WANT my face to explode like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Belloq performs the opening ceremony???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #17 February 21, 2002 Can we get in on video? Also "Shut Your Hole" is three words lil miss copy editor Now I know why you went into words because your math sucks My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 February 21, 2002 I wouldn't worry about your face...I'd worry about being able to still see your altimeter after you had a snot explosion all over the front of your goggles..."I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #19 February 21, 2002 Why you....On the other hand, I wouldn't have to smell the farts in the plane today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 February 21, 2002 QuoteOn the other hand, I wouldn't have to smell the farts in the plane today. No Farts? Then its not really like skydiving, is it? "I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 February 21, 2002 Ok this sucks... I've got a problem I need help with. I can go skydive this Saturday and have a blast then party and burn a bon-fire and dance around nekkid.. or I can go offshore fishing in the Gulf of Mexico with some buddies drink beer catch fish have a blast.. then try and make the party Saturday night at the DZ?? What to do What to do? I love to do both! But I take the chance of having to many beers while fishing and they would put a stop to my party at the DZ or I can hope I get invited on another fishing trip in to Gulf of Mexico.... [confused] egads! What do I do?? [/confused]My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #22 February 21, 2002 Quote[confused] egads! What do I do?? [/confused]Dear Confused,What the hell are you thinking? Why would you want to go out on a leaky, stinky, rotten-fish-smelling boat in the middle of some stupid body of water that you will inevitably sink in when you could be flying through the nice clean air?Step away from the crackpipe, Confused, STEP AWAY!Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #23 February 21, 2002 hope ya feel better jess....and if ya don't, just feel me....lol..... head colds suck....alergies suck worse cuz they are almost always there to some degree...now don't ya wish ya lived up in the pollen free north, yey it's cold up there but they don't have as much pollen.....your not alergic to the birds are ya??? heven help ya if ya were... i can see it now, get rid of the destroyer or never jump again.....ahahhhhhhh"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #24 February 22, 2002 Okay, no go again today. I think I might be really sick. I feel like hammered ass. I can't fucking believe this. The sky looks like a goddamn sapphire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 February 22, 2002 "Hammered ass..."?@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!That was too funny, Jess...sorry, I know you don't feel good but that was an incredible way to put it!!!I have said I feel like ass before, but never *hammered* ass!!!!Hope you get better soon!!!!!!! XOXO,SisFear not your death - fear having not really lived. Willie Sinsel, KS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
