Bizarre thoughts while jumping?

[Sebazz1 2]

As we're burning some hot shit points through 2,000 "wow this has been a long skydive............................." Pop!
SEBAZZ.......

[Emma 0]

Thought no. 1:
'Nice EYES!'
Thought no. 2:
'Oh my god we're all naked!'
Thought no. 3:
'Fuck. Is it possible to damage your feminine 'bits' doing a backlop naked like this?'
Thought no. 4 (whilst alone on early sitfly attempt)
'OhmyGODTHISISFUCKINGFASTWHATTHEFUCKAMIDOINGFALLINGSOFUCKINGFASTTOWARDSTHEEARTHWHATAFUCKINGSTUPIDIDEAWHOSEIDEAWASTHISANYWAY?!!!'

[pilotdave 0]

"Gee, I hope my parachute opens." Ok, not too bizarre during skydiving but it would be a freaking weird thing to have on my mind during any other situation!
Dave
http://www.skydivingmovies.com

[xybe 0]

First jump in AFF. Look at my alti and reads 5k, I stare at it and wait for it to reach 5.5k to deploy. Really dumb thing to do.
My jm deployed for me :)
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[Spy38W 0]

The jump after my first cutaway (blown cells from hard opening)....
I pull the PC, toss it, wait, wait, wait "Well I'm not going to do 2 reserve rides in a row" wait, wait wait... "awwww [bleep!]" (Kachink-pop)
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Give them a sip of the darkside, and they just thirst for more.

[Spy38W 0]

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"Damn, that color pattern looks sweet!" "Okay, now look at the handles you dork!"

LMAO... --
Give them a sip of the darkside, and they just thirst for more.

[HeatherB 0]

Cool replies Here are two I can remember:
1. "Hmm...I should probably pull sometime soon..."
(I was watching a hawk flying around us)
2. "Freefall. I'm not supposed to be in freefall."
(my first IAD)
blue skies,
Heather

[ScottishJohn 25]

where the fuck is the airfield, (do a 180 turn) where the fuck is the airfield.
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I can smell your brains !
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[Skyrose7 0]

#1 I would have been on about my 10th jump when I was like...holy shit. My eyes have been closed this whole time!(that is from jump 1-10).
#2 (As my goggles were flying off my face & it is 15degrees)
HOly SHit! I am going to loose my contacts! (I can't see a foot in front of me w/out them) How the hell will I find the dz? or land!
The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP.

[pop 0]

"Something feels different...did I forget to do something?"------then i realized my goggles were still around my neck.... :)

[klingeme 0]

>"Oh...I almost forgot a good one. Second jump on a throw out. "OK...3000Ft. Reach back...grab hackey and pull out. Look at that nice P/C flailing in the wind......LET GO OF IT STUPID!!!!" "
I did the same thing but did not realize it until I had pulled the silver handle. 500 jumps later, I'm still hearing about it.
Mark
Mark Klingelhoefer

[Spy38W 0]

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then i realized my goggles were still around my neck.... :)

Reminds me of a similar thing that happened to me a while ago. I usually leave my goggles clipped to my helmet which is clipped to my cheststrap, and as we got to the get ready altitude I started looking for them and couldn't find them. People in the plane were helping me look for them for awhile when I finally realized that they were around my neck, boy did I feel stupid. --
Give them a sip of the darkside, and they just thirst for more.

[Sebazz1 2]

Funny because no-one got hurt but this story happened at a DZ one time........
Guy from out of town comes out to do a skydive. He had learned to skydive on a ripcord sytem. Well he grabs the rental rig goes and does a jump. 4,000 he waves off pulls the rip cord.....nothing....thinks he has a total and lets go of the rip cord to go for the cutaway pilow........bam main opens.....As he is giving the rig back to the packer he appologizes for loosing the rip cord and complaines about the hesitation at pull time..........Needless to say it was a pilot chute system................
Dude did his transition all on his own, wonder what was going through his mind though.
SEBAZZ.......

[airdrew20012001 0]

Where's the ten way? Oh there they are. Now where'd they go? Oh, there they are.
(videoing a 10 way through a 3,000 foot thick cloud over Lodi)
Drewfus McDoofus

[Spy38W 0]

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he appologizes for loosing the rip cord and complaines about the hesitation at pull time..........Needless to say it was a pilot chute system................

LMAO, would have been great if he had kept the 'ripcord' while cutting away
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Give them a sip of the darkside, and they just thirst for more.

[skymama 35]

I know a guy who did something similar. He pulled the rip cord, which was really a pilot chute, and stuffed it down his shirt. He freaked out because it wasn't opening, and cutaway.Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[coconutmonkey 0]

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then i realized my goggles were still around my neck.... :)

Yeah, was getting ready for jump run and put my Wrapper, interchangable lens, goggles on and marveled at how clear the new clear lenses were after changing out the tinted ones for the sunset load. Then one of the FF'rs poked me in the eye. Both lenses had fallen out and blew out the door when I put them on. Good thing the otter keeps a spare pair in the cockpit.

[ChromeBoy 0]

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Then one of the FF'rs poked me in the eye.

He poked you in the eye because your eyes are shiny. He likes poking shiny eyes. He likes to touch them.

[coconutmonkey 0]

I'll just make sure they don't see my Dr. Evil psydo-futuristic briefs....

[freeflir29 0]

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Then one of the FF'rs poked me in the eye

Sounds like Josh.......
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[coconutmonkey 0]

Actually, I think it was.... he likes poking things... then (insert jumper chick name here) usually hits him...