bouncing cars

[skybytch 259]

There's a "custom suspension" shop across the parking lot from the office I work at. They do hydraulics - i.e. bouncing cars.

I can deal with the just-out-of-the-state-pen clientele they attract. I can almost put up with the pounding stereos that their clientele feel compelled to have cranked up to 11 as they drive in and out of the parking lot. What drives me nuts is that they feel the need to bounce the cars in the middle of the parking lot. Ever heard a bouncing car? It's really freakin' loud. Ever seen a bouncing car? When it's bouncing they have little to no control of the vehicle.

I keep hoping they'll bounce one into my car; I could use the money. Also keep hoping they don't bounce one into the little kids that run around the parking lot while their parents are attending AA meetings at the AlAnon club, also located across the parking lot from us.

If I can't drink a beer in my car in the parking lot (because public parking lots are considered, in California anyway, to be "highways" and you can't drink a beer in your car on the highway), why is it legal for them to bounce cars in the parking lot? Anybody know if it's legal to bounce cars on the highway???

[nws01 0]

Nap time in
Once again
I'm bouncin around the room.

- Phish

Look at it this way. It helps them mix their gin and juice.

[happythoughts 0]

"Ever seen a bouncing car? When it's bouncing they have little to no control "
Lack of control is what starts my car bouncing. Remember, accidents cause people.
Just feeding me the straight lines, aren't ya ?

[Sebazz1 2]

Oh shaken not stirred

[freeflir29 0]

Lisa...it sounds like Square 1 needs to move to a better neighborhood.

[skybytch 259]

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it sounds like Square 1 needs to move to a better neighborhood.

Dude. This is Perris. There are no good neighborhoods.

[nws01 0]

But Perris Rocks! Skybytch Sucks! We all Suck! The Bombshelter is where it is at!

[wildblue 4]

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Remember, accidents cause people

I thought it was "Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids."

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[wlie 0]

I have yet to see one of them cars bounce as they're doing 60 on the highway.

Maybe it'll be like Knight Rider.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[Deuce 1]

Bouncing is illegal and so is playing your stereo so that it is audible 50 feet from your car.

If the car is in motion and bouncing, you can tag and arrest for felony reckless driving. Tow the car, do an impound search, find a roach and an unregistered handgun, nail 'em for that.

I was always partial to the "operating a loudspeaker" section myself.

"Ain't you got anything better to do?"

"Nope. You're the best thing I got going right now"

"It's not like I'm killing or robbing or anything"

"No, it's not like that. I could shoot you for that."

Frickin everything is illegal if you read enough code books.

I'd much rather just grab your butt again

Let's skydive!

[happythoughts 0]

"I thought it was ..."
Could be. I've got a good memory, but it's short.

[Muenkel 0]

Bytch,

Would you be workin in da hood? In da hood, bouncing cars is an art, it is their culture.

Look at it from the positive...celebrate all that is hoochie!

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Chris

[freeflir29 0]

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This is Perris. There are no good neighborhoods

My bad....I forgot, you live in California....

[Muenkel 0]

Clay,

Don't forget, you live in Georgia.

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Chris

[freeflir29 0]

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Don't forget, you live in Georgia

and I can skydive YEAR round..... Unlike some of my YANKEE counter parts...

[Muenkel 0]

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and I can skydive YEAR round..... Unlike some of my YANKEE counter parts...

I CAN'T skydive year round.

Just beating some folks to the punchline.

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Chris

[Deuce 1]

[replyUnlike some of my YANKEE counter parts...

[freeflir29 0]

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I'm thinking those salted roads would be hell on customized suspensions

Wouldn't it help get all the snow out from under your car though? Officer, I was just trying to get all the snow out of my wheel wells.....I swear.....

[Muenkel 0]

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Wouldn't it help get all the snow out from under your car though? Officer, I was just trying to get all the snow out of my wheel wells.....I swear.....

Actually, that may not be such a bad idea. I hate when the slush and ice build up so much that when you turn your wheels, the tires rub it.

Ah...what the hell am I telling you for. Your biggest dilemma is what flip flops to wear.

BTW, you notice I am staying away from that BillVon thread. It is taking much restraint.

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Chris

[freeflir29 0]

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Your biggest dilemma is what flip flops to wear

Hey...it gets cold here....in January and February....in the mornings before 10 AM..... and we are almost guaranteed to have some sort of frozen precip AT LEAST once per winter.

[kingbunky 3]

yeah, and i bet they close down the state! a buddy of mine and i were heading south through virginia one winter in the large cars, everyone yelling about all the snow on the cb. we were cruising along at about 65 or so in about 4 inches of slush wondering where the storm was. turned out we were in the middle of it! wimps! i can imagine what they're like when you get further south!

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[drenaline 0]

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find a roach and an unregistered handgun, nail 'em for that.

best advice I have ever heard!

HISPA 21
www.panamafreefall.com

[happythoughts 0]

"i can imagine what they're like when you get further south! "
Last year in Florida, I had to wear socks all winter. Can you imagine ? Both days!

[goose491 0]

Lisa,
Here is something else you can hope for when you watch.

I saw a clip on ReatTV. It was the finals in a car bouncing competition and one of the finalists had his pimp-mobile jumping over 5 feet easily. All of a sudden, part of one of his wheel rim breaks off and is sent flying, by the compressed tire, right into his face!!! it shattered his jaw and knocked out serveral teeth.

Anybody else see that?

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[freeflir29 0]

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Anybody else see that?

Yes I did...very amusing.....