harro 0 #1 September 18, 2002 I had asked the client who I was speaking to "Right Click" on the taskbar. Client said that this wasnt working, no menu appears. Hmmm...... I have got the client to "right click" on the desktop, client states that still nothing is happening. Client has asked me, " how does writing down click fix my problem " I had to put her on hold, piss myself laughing, then explained " right mouse button click " not " Write click " This is what I have to deal with day in day out Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #2 September 18, 2002 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #3 September 18, 2002 Been there done that... 2 freakin funny... I did the tech support thing for 2 years, some of the stuff you hear....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #4 September 18, 2002 I had visions of this person writing on her monitor : "Click, click... " too funnyJumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #5 September 18, 2002 You learn to never assume anything while doing that job...HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #6 September 18, 2002 LMAO!!! I may be stupid when it comes to cumputers,but I can take peace knowing there is someone in the world thats alot more screwed up than I am! LOL "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #7 September 18, 2002 ROFLMAO!!!!!!! They never lie when they say they know nothing about computers, I can imagine the windows wallpaper "If you are reading this, is because the computer is on", the screen saver banner "Don't freak!! its a screensaver, move mouse to make it disapear, It's Magic!" HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #8 September 18, 2002 Too funny! The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #9 September 18, 2002 Proof that the world is full of stupid people and we're all running to try and keep up.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #10 September 18, 2002 You may have already heard about this one. A woman called tech support and said that she was right in the middle of a Word document when it just went away and she couldn't get it back. The tech guy asked her a few questions and determined that her screen was completely dark (off). After a few more questions, he wanted her to check to see if the monitor was still plugged into the computer, thinking the connector may have come loose. She said it was too dark down there and she couldn't see it. He suggested that she turn a light on to help her see. She said, "I can't. The power went off in the building and we have no lights!" Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #11 September 18, 2002 Fortunately it's been over 10 years since I did serious front line tech support. Thank god. I guess I'm getting old. Oh well, at least I don't have to deal with stupid users anymore. One of my favorites when was I was teaching an "intro to computers" class, and I had one student (an adult, about 40) trying to use the mouse in 3d space, ie Up for Up, Down for Down... I had another student trying to run the mouse accross the computer screen - literally placing the mouse on the screen and clicking. Funny. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 18, 2002 "the world is full of stupid people " Half of the world is below average. More people, more stupid people. Unfortunately, they all call me for tech support. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #13 September 18, 2002 QuoteI had asked the client who I was speaking to "Right Click" on the taskbar. Client said that this wasnt working, no menu appears. Hmmm...... I have got the client to "right click" on the desktop, client states that still nothing is happening. Client has asked me, " how does writing down click fix my problem " I had to put her on hold, piss myself laughing, then explained " right mouse button click " not " Write click " This is what I have to deal with day in day out Since she was following directions so well, did she write it on the taskbar? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameramonkey 0 #14 September 18, 2002 QuoteYou may have already heard about this one. A woman called tech support and said that she was right in the middle of a Word document when it just went away and she couldn't get it back. The tech guy asked her a few questions and determined that her screen was completely dark (off). After a few more questions, he wanted her to check to see if the monitor was still plugged into the computer, thinking the connector may have come loose. She said it was too dark down there and she couldn't see it. He suggested that she turn a light on to help her see. She said, "I can't. The power went off in the building and we have no lights!" yeah, the original story claimed the tech support guy told her to "box up the computer and take it back to the store. she asked if it was broken that bad, and he supposedly replied No, you are too stupid to own a computer. """"Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #15 September 18, 2002 mmmmm, D'oh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
