f1freak 0 #1 September 30, 2002 I am so bored, and it's only 4:00... Here is a little something to help kill the time... If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Oh my God...!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares! ) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,464 #2 September 30, 2002 >A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. After watching CSI a few times, I thought it was only evidence of a crime that glowed under a blacklight . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #3 September 30, 2002 I'm glad your bored today!!!!!!!!! You made me smile for the first time today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites megscott73 0 #4 September 30, 2002 Thanks for the entertainment. As the clock DRAGS, I'm starting to wonder if it will ever be 5:00.... 41 minutes to go.======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #5 September 30, 2002 **Wishin to be a pig in my next life** "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygal3 0 #6 September 30, 2002 does that mean that a polar bear has a lifespan 8 years shorter than an average bear? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites f1freak 0 #7 September 30, 2002 Very good question.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites megscott73 0 #8 September 30, 2002 I'm lefty......======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygal3 0 #9 September 30, 2002 me too!!! (wait, why do I sound happy about that) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites f1freak 0 #10 September 30, 2002 Just keep thinking.... You could come back as a pig...HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #11 September 30, 2002 "You could come back as a pig" I'm back or so I've been told. If men are pigs, I've been told that I am their king. Not only cat urine, but rat urine. That is how health inspectors check meat lockers. A rat pees everywhere it runs. An inspector walks in, turns on the black light and looks around. It helps you find where they live also. It yields some pretty scary results in big grocery stores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #12 September 30, 2002 Quote**Wishin to be a pig in my next life** As long as you have a guy that can give you multiples, you don't need a 30 minute orgasm. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hooked 0 #13 September 30, 2002 Those were just greatJ TTK#5 -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #14 September 30, 2002 QuoteThe human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Wouldn't that depend on the size of the hole it's shooting out of? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 15 #15 September 30, 2002 Ever see a squiter at a car wreck? I can easly believe that one... He covered the entire inside of the windshild with blood before they got it stoped.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #16 September 30, 2002 QuoteThe flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. hmmm, that might be true, if you were 10.28" long (tall). 350 times, say 5'8" for an average, is about 1983.33 feet, or over 6.5 football fields. sorry, i'm bored too."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoby 0 #17 September 30, 2002 QuoteQuoteThe flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. hmmm, that might be true, if you were 10.28" long (tall). 350 times, say 5'8" for an average, is about 1983.33 feet, or over 6.5 football fields. sorry, i'm bored too. Unless they are referring to front-to-back length, and not height, which probably would be about a football field, depending on how thick a person was... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ouroboros 0 #18 September 30, 2002 remember that movie with bruce in it, 'hudson hawk', and the auction house robbing song- 'wish upon a star'? after all of the verses, the pig was the best choice. can anyone post the lyric verses to that one? just a thought. i got a hedgehog. he looks at me funny sometimes... ouroboros Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Yoshi 0 #19 September 30, 2002 the elephant is the only MAMMAL that cant jump not animal...sorry Im bored too and heard that before:) -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kmcguffee 0 #20 October 1, 2002 That's great. I'm torn between the pig and the lion. Here are some questions that might help my decision: 1. Is pig sex limited to once a day or can he have multiple events? 2. Is lion sex all with the same lion? 3. How long does a lion orgasm last? (I'm thinking if each is a minute long then he has the pig beat.) Just pondering. "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites emartin 0 #21 October 1, 2002 thanks for the thread! odd facts are so fun. they help out lots when you're doing your cliff from cheers impression at parties...(it's a little known fact that...) QuoteIf you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. bhale could be our savior when the energy crisis hits...perhaps he should start saving up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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megscott73 0 #4 September 30, 2002 Thanks for the entertainment. As the clock DRAGS, I'm starting to wonder if it will ever be 5:00.... 41 minutes to go.======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 September 30, 2002 **Wishin to be a pig in my next life** "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #6 September 30, 2002 does that mean that a polar bear has a lifespan 8 years shorter than an average bear? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #7 September 30, 2002 Very good question.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
megscott73 0 #8 September 30, 2002 I'm lefty......======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #9 September 30, 2002 me too!!! (wait, why do I sound happy about that) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #10 September 30, 2002 Just keep thinking.... You could come back as a pig...HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 30, 2002 "You could come back as a pig" I'm back or so I've been told. If men are pigs, I've been told that I am their king. Not only cat urine, but rat urine. That is how health inspectors check meat lockers. A rat pees everywhere it runs. An inspector walks in, turns on the black light and looks around. It helps you find where they live also. It yields some pretty scary results in big grocery stores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 September 30, 2002 Quote**Wishin to be a pig in my next life** As long as you have a guy that can give you multiples, you don't need a 30 minute orgasm. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #13 September 30, 2002 Those were just greatJ TTK#5 -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 September 30, 2002 QuoteThe human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. Wouldn't that depend on the size of the hole it's shooting out of? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #15 September 30, 2002 Ever see a squiter at a car wreck? I can easly believe that one... He covered the entire inside of the windshild with blood before they got it stoped.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #16 September 30, 2002 QuoteThe flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. hmmm, that might be true, if you were 10.28" long (tall). 350 times, say 5'8" for an average, is about 1983.33 feet, or over 6.5 football fields. sorry, i'm bored too."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #17 September 30, 2002 QuoteQuoteThe flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. hmmm, that might be true, if you were 10.28" long (tall). 350 times, say 5'8" for an average, is about 1983.33 feet, or over 6.5 football fields. sorry, i'm bored too. Unless they are referring to front-to-back length, and not height, which probably would be about a football field, depending on how thick a person was... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ouroboros 0 #18 September 30, 2002 remember that movie with bruce in it, 'hudson hawk', and the auction house robbing song- 'wish upon a star'? after all of the verses, the pig was the best choice. can anyone post the lyric verses to that one? just a thought. i got a hedgehog. he looks at me funny sometimes... ouroboros Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #19 September 30, 2002 the elephant is the only MAMMAL that cant jump not animal...sorry Im bored too and heard that before:) -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #20 October 1, 2002 That's great. I'm torn between the pig and the lion. Here are some questions that might help my decision: 1. Is pig sex limited to once a day or can he have multiple events? 2. Is lion sex all with the same lion? 3. How long does a lion orgasm last? (I'm thinking if each is a minute long then he has the pig beat.) Just pondering. "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emartin 0 #21 October 1, 2002 thanks for the thread! odd facts are so fun. they help out lots when you're doing your cliff from cheers impression at parties...(it's a little known fact that...) QuoteIf you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. bhale could be our savior when the energy crisis hits...perhaps he should start saving up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites