wlie 0 #26 October 2, 2002 QuoteAhh the good ole days of 1955. Things were so much better then. Give me back my Delorean!!!My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #27 October 2, 2002 I wish i would've been around in those days. I live for nothing but the pleasure of serving my man... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #28 October 2, 2002 QuoteGive me back my Delorean!!! Uuuummm...that was more like 1975...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #29 October 2, 2002 Bwahhhhhhhhhh!!! Oh Seb honey..after dinner can I interest you in a bath? Oh and yes babay I bought those oils you like so much too!! xoxoxo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #30 October 2, 2002 Me??!! Politically correct??!! Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaa!!!!. Some of the jokes I make will have the Illinois Nazi's, the Jewish Defamation Leage, the Catholic church, the Hamas, the Rainbow coalition, Poles, Germans, Italians, Irish, the Black Panthers and the Dwarf Actors Union chasing me at the same time. And damn proud of it!!!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 October 2, 2002 QuoteI live for nothing but the pleasure of serving my man... Yep....that's why you're my #1 Good Girl!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #32 October 2, 2002 You've had it for too long.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usmcdannyboy 0 #33 October 2, 2002 ok some of the things i can agree with but not all. what if the shoe was on the other foot and in todays new world should the same rules apply if the woman is the bread winner?I am the light my son...What you seek is fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #34 October 2, 2002 QuoteI wish i would've been around in those days. I live for nothing but the pleasure of serving my man... We can pretend... We can pretend all night loooong... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #35 October 2, 2002 QuoteWe can pretend... We can pretend all night loooong... Who's pretending? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #36 October 2, 2002 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MGSkyFlyer 0 #37 October 2, 2002 hehehe that is funny, my friend sent that to me like a year ago so I put it up on my desktop lol, yes and that's what is still there when ya sign on. lol just funny.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites coho21 0 #38 October 2, 2002 A select few of my favorites out of this thing "Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours." "Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you."Woohoo Deja Vu here I come!! and finally my favorite: "Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stay's out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day." Oh man this thing is killing me!!!LMOA J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #39 October 2, 2002 HUMPH! See if I draw any more bath water for YOU ya damn lil' fish! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #40 October 2, 2002 Ooooh you should use the hook with the double barb... I'd like to get all dusty and sweaty down there in the desert and then take that bath together.... Fishy's like water... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #41 October 2, 2002 QuoteI live for nothing but the pleasure of serving my man... Y'know, I wouldn't mind all that too much... as long as I didn't have to work a full time job, I'd be all over taking excellent care of my man. Course I'd expect a healthy allowance (for jumps/pack jobs/new gear), a nice car to drive, and a nice house to live in (and keep clean). Oh, not to mention a "well built" man to take care of... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #42 October 2, 2002 QuoteOoooh you should use the hook with the double barb BB gets out here rod and reel and puts a spiniker special on the line, completes it with a bob and sinker.. Fishy, fishy in the brook B-Squared catch 'em on a hook......tosses wee one in the bath....makes him feel like a giraffe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites indyz 1 #43 October 2, 2002 QuoteMe??!! Politically correct??!! Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaa!!!!. Some of the jokes I make will have the Illinois Nazi's... I hate Illinois Nazis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mujie96 0 #44 October 2, 2002 The only thing the woman should do with bread is BAKE IT, barefoot, in the kitchen. There, problem solved. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jraf 0 #45 October 2, 2002 I agree as long as she wears only a black maid's apron with nothing underneathjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mujie96 0 #46 October 3, 2002 Personally, I prefer to carry a feather duster and wear nothing but that's just me. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #47 October 3, 2002 QuotePersonally, I prefer to carry a feather duster and wear nothing but that's just me. Is it dinner time? Cause I'm hungry all of a sudden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jraf 0 #48 October 3, 2002 Hmmmm, the feather duster you say..........OK, it's a dealjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites usmcdannyboy 0 #49 October 3, 2002 QuoteThe only thing the woman should do with bread is BAKE IT, barefoot, in the kitchen. well it would be nice to meet a woman these days that knows how to bake bread. I find myself always doing the cooking (not complaining, i actually love to cook )and when you suggest they do the dishes because you slaved for hours over the stove they whip out womens lib on you besides who cooks these days? i go thru the supermarket and see nothin but prepared meals....gets kind of dishearteningI am the light my son...What you seek is fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bluefingers 0 #50 October 3, 2002 LMAO "Always try to be a little gay and to make things interesting for him" ...... Every man's dream, right? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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sunshine 2 #35 October 2, 2002 QuoteWe can pretend... We can pretend all night loooong... Who's pretending? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #37 October 2, 2002 hehehe that is funny, my friend sent that to me like a year ago so I put it up on my desktop lol, yes and that's what is still there when ya sign on. lol just funny.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #38 October 2, 2002 A select few of my favorites out of this thing "Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours." "Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you."Woohoo Deja Vu here I come!! and finally my favorite: "Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stay's out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day." Oh man this thing is killing me!!!LMOA J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #39 October 2, 2002 HUMPH! See if I draw any more bath water for YOU ya damn lil' fish! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #40 October 2, 2002 Ooooh you should use the hook with the double barb... I'd like to get all dusty and sweaty down there in the desert and then take that bath together.... Fishy's like water... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #41 October 2, 2002 QuoteI live for nothing but the pleasure of serving my man... Y'know, I wouldn't mind all that too much... as long as I didn't have to work a full time job, I'd be all over taking excellent care of my man. Course I'd expect a healthy allowance (for jumps/pack jobs/new gear), a nice car to drive, and a nice house to live in (and keep clean). Oh, not to mention a "well built" man to take care of... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #42 October 2, 2002 QuoteOoooh you should use the hook with the double barb BB gets out here rod and reel and puts a spiniker special on the line, completes it with a bob and sinker.. Fishy, fishy in the brook B-Squared catch 'em on a hook......tosses wee one in the bath....makes him feel like a giraffe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #43 October 2, 2002 QuoteMe??!! Politically correct??!! Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaa!!!!. Some of the jokes I make will have the Illinois Nazi's... I hate Illinois Nazis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #44 October 2, 2002 The only thing the woman should do with bread is BAKE IT, barefoot, in the kitchen. There, problem solved. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #45 October 2, 2002 I agree as long as she wears only a black maid's apron with nothing underneathjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #46 October 3, 2002 Personally, I prefer to carry a feather duster and wear nothing but that's just me. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 October 3, 2002 QuotePersonally, I prefer to carry a feather duster and wear nothing but that's just me. Is it dinner time? Cause I'm hungry all of a sudden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #48 October 3, 2002 Hmmmm, the feather duster you say..........OK, it's a dealjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usmcdannyboy 0 #49 October 3, 2002 QuoteThe only thing the woman should do with bread is BAKE IT, barefoot, in the kitchen. well it would be nice to meet a woman these days that knows how to bake bread. I find myself always doing the cooking (not complaining, i actually love to cook )and when you suggest they do the dishes because you slaved for hours over the stove they whip out womens lib on you besides who cooks these days? i go thru the supermarket and see nothin but prepared meals....gets kind of dishearteningI am the light my son...What you seek is fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #50 October 3, 2002 LMAO "Always try to be a little gay and to make things interesting for him" ...... Every man's dream, right? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites