TheBile 0 #1 October 13, 2002 It's my 31st birthday tomorrow and I thought you might enjoy the following insert which came from one of my cards. Why It's Great To Be A Man Queues for the bathroom don't exist All your orgasms are real You can shower, shit, shave and be ready to go in 10 minutes You don't have to shave below your neck Flowers fix everything You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours The whole world is your urinal Farts are not just funny, they are bloody hilarious !Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #2 October 13, 2002 LOL! Happy Birthday! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 October 13, 2002 Nice !! Happy b/day ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #4 October 13, 2002 Quote You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours I think about sex 100% of my waking hours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #5 October 13, 2002 Hey, I'm turning 31 tomorrow also. What a co-ink-e-dink! Happy Birthday. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #6 October 14, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #7 October 14, 2002 Happy Birthday ya young pups! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #8 October 14, 2002 Happy birthday chaps. Have an awesome day Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #9 October 14, 2002 Happy birthday Bile..-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 October 14, 2002 Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Bile and Fall Rate, Happy Birthdya to you. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airhead 0 #11 October 14, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You, fellas. Don't think you're too old for Hugs, Kisses and SPANKINGS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #12 October 14, 2002 Happy Birthday. Have a beer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
