FliegendeWolf 0 #76 November 17, 2002 How do you get two violists to play in tune? Shoot one of them.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #77 November 17, 2002 I've been taking Bagpipe lessons for a while and the thing is that Rockfusion/piping is growing, of course.. the Pipe Major frowns on the very thought of non-Traditional. KORN>Johnathan Davis always plays the pipes in concert(at least one song) -Grant G. Awsom rock and Pipes! www.sevennations.com_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharpfive 0 #78 November 17, 2002 Did you hear about the bagpiper's wife who couldn't stand it anymore? She left the bagpipe on the back seat of her car with the window down. When she came back there were two of them there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #79 November 17, 2002 You win! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharpfive 0 #80 November 17, 2002 Noooo! Keep 'em coming, they're great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #81 November 18, 2002 Wow, I'm surprised how many musical people are here. As for myself: First took drum lessons....sucked! Then took piano lessons....improved. Took vocal lessons for 6 years...much better. I can actually sight read sheet music. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #82 November 18, 2002 what dop you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? the drummer! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #83 November 18, 2002 c'mon JT, that's OLD man! --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trfenwyd 0 #84 November 18, 2002 pretty kick ass at saxophone, okay at piano and really bad on guitar. Oh, I play a little bass as well.... in vino veritas- (there is truth in wine) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #85 November 19, 2002 Acoustic guitar, a little vocals... played lead trumpet way back in high school! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharpfive 0 #86 November 19, 2002 Wow, that WAS an old one, though I must admit I told it at work today. Why do bagpipers walk while they play? They're trying to get away from the noise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #87 November 19, 2002 Whats the difference between a Bull and a Band? A bull has the horns in the front and the ass in the rear.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharpfive 0 #88 November 19, 2002 LMFAO!!!!!! What is a burning oboe good for? Setting a bassoon on fire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #89 November 19, 2002 How do you get two oboe players to play in tune? Shoot one.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #90 November 19, 2002 What's better than four roses on a piano? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #91 November 19, 2002 two-lips on an organ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites