Friday Haikus

[christoofar 0]

Today is Friday
Tomorrow is my road trip
To Beevile, TX

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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

[PLFXpert 0]

I'm walking through the
kitchen with a bowl full of
chicken, and I'm put-

ting it in Dr.
Martin's refrigerator.
Hey, what about Bob?

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[skymama 35]

My head and throat hurt
I can't work, I want to sleep
I think I am sick

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[kingbunky 3]

my back really hurts
i do not know why it does
i will take more pills

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[KawiZX900 0]

awake am i , as well as a vote of confidence from my pet anaconda
city , beach, dropzone, womans moan
fridays playful zone

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

[pop 0]

Wait fdor the beer light
Drinking a nice cold Guiness
Warm stomach fuzzies

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[sunshine 2]

Haiku is not hard
Just stick to the right format
It's five seven five

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Jessica 0]

Quote

Today is Friday
Tomorrow is my road trip
To Beevile, TX

Yay! You are going!
If I can get up my butt up
at 6, see you there!

We'll jump a biplane
for $30-ish bucks a pop.
Pee in pants with joy.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

My car is possessed
Must go visit the dropzoneBut too far to walk!

Boss on vacation
Far away in Bahamas
Truck key left for me!!

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[Vallerina 2]

They think they can drink.
They haven't been to Harry's,
where beer IS breakfast.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[PhillyKev 0]

I'm going to The
Other Ones show tomorrow
and also Sunday

For those who don't know
it's the Grateful Dead minus
Jerry Garcia

It's going to be
a great show, shroomies will make
it even better

[hohonukai 0]

Right now all I can
Think about is jumping my
Ass off, understand?

[lippy 787]

It's Friday but I
Am not too pumped because
The DZ is closed

WINTER SUCKS!!!!!! (52 DAYS TO AZ 4 ME!!!)

I got nuthin

[pop 0]

One way down for me
Out of the plane with a chute
To save me from earth

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[Sebazz1 2]

I've lost my mojo
Haiku just don't seem to flow
KNow what I mean bro...

[Sebazz1 2]

Patience wearing thin
This fish needs to go and swim
Through big white puffies..

[christoofar 0]

Quote

Quote

Today is Friday
Tomorrow is my road trip
To Beevile, TX

Yay! You are going!
If I can get up my butt up
at 6, see you there!

We'll jump a biplane
for $30-ish bucks a pop.
Pee in pants with joy.

Well why yes, indeed
Got an email earlier
Welcoming me there

____________________________________________________________
I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.