TheBile 0 #51 December 6, 2002 Quote"Tommy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?" I thought that kids name was Joey ?Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #52 December 6, 2002 QuoteWhat we got here is a failure to communicate Any man looses his spoon, spends a night in the box... Move'n it up here boss. Go 'head, move it up. God that movie has some very very cool lines in it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #53 December 6, 2002 Quote Gerb, nonononono....Cool hand Luke. Did you know that the follow yup to that movie was Empire Strikes Back. George Lucas's working title was 'No Hand Luke'. >>GroanGerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #54 December 6, 2002 "God that movie has some very very cool lines in it. " "I'm a-shakin' boss, still shakin'.." -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #55 December 6, 2002 Clint Eastwood films each have one excellent line. "A man's got to know his limitations." "Dyin' ain't much of a livin'." "Well...do ya feel lucky...punk!" "That's a helluva price for bein' stylish." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #56 December 6, 2002 "Well hello mister fancy-pants." Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness""The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #57 December 6, 2002 "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, My feet shall swiftly carry out Thy command, So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, And teaming with souls shall it ever be." In nomine Patris, et Fili, et Espiritu Sancti. Amen." The Boondock Saints (quite possibly the best movie EVER made)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #58 December 6, 2002 "Clint Eastwood films each have one excellent line. " "I don't think its very funny, you laughing at my mule...." "Shoot for the heart Ramone" more recently but still an old classic "Right turn Clyde"-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #59 December 6, 2002 "So how long does it take to shave those legs anyway ?"Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkvapor 0 #60 December 6, 2002 Controller: "Flight two zero niner, clear for vector three two four." Roger: "We have clearance Clarence." Clarence: "Roger, Roger what's our vector Victor?" --Airplane! Kent: Alright, does anyone have a question for our panel that's not about how much money they make? [Audience's hands go down] Lenny: [at microphone] Uh yeah, I'm a techno-thriller junkie, and I'd like to know, is the B-2 bomber more detectible when it rains? Kent: Oh, what do you think, Tom Clancy? Clancy: Well, the B-2-- Lenny: No, no, no, I was asking Maya Angelou! Angelou: The ebony fighter awakens, dabbled with the dewy beads of morn. Moe: Maya Angelou is black? Angelou: It is a mach-5 child, forever bound to suckle from the shriveled breast of congress. Lenny: Oh, Maya, you're a national treasure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #61 December 6, 2002 "On behalf of his Imperial Majesty's Atomic Space Navy, we invite to surrender peacefully, so that we may execute you in an orderly fashion!""The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #62 December 6, 2002 "You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy." "Look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day." "I can do anything, I'm the chief of police." "Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?" "There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened." "I'm a little TIRED, I'm a little WIRED, and I just want a little appreciation." ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #63 December 6, 2002 Quote"I'm a little TIRED, I'm a little WIRED, and I just want a little appreciation I love that movie--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #64 December 6, 2002 Quote more recently but still an old classic "Right turn Clyde" Thanks for reminding me of that one. My roommate refer to people as "Clyde" when we want to be saracastic. Excellent line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #65 December 6, 2002 "You ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town." "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun." "I... have no gate key." "Fessik... rip his arms off." "Oh, you mean this gate key." "Check this shit. You've got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker - Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes; and then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian guy. "What's a Nubian?" "Shut the fuck up!" "Now, Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the Force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a lightsaber and the boy decides HE's gonna run the whole fuckin universe. Gets a whole CLAN of whites together! And they goin bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the FUCK do you call that? "Intergalactic civil war?" "Gentrification! They goin drive out the black element to make the galaxy, quote, unquote, 'safe' for white folk. And Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful black image is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They're trying to tell us, that deep inside, we all wants to be white!" "Well, isn't that true?" ----Cue music---- "Black rage! Black rage! I'll kill any white folks I lay my mother fucking eyes on!" ... ... "What's a Nubian. Bitch, you almost made me laugh." "Man, what about you? You didn't tell me you were going to scream 'Black rage.' I nearly pissed myself."it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #66 December 6, 2002 "I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet.""The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #67 December 6, 2002 Man, I pissed myself laughing on that Star Wars stuff. That was just hilarious !Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airborne31582 0 #68 December 6, 2002 "I calculated the odds of this succeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid and I went ahead anyway" -Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000 Chris I thought of the odds of me succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #69 December 6, 2002 "...I'll be back" Terminator (part I, II and for sure III)__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #70 December 6, 2002 And every other film A-nerld did back in the '80s. Although I do love all of those movies...Commando..etc--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staso 0 #71 December 6, 2002 "what the fuck do i need a caravan for if it has no fucking wheels ?" - mickey from snatch :) stan. -- it's not about defying gravity; it's how hard you can abuse it. speed skydiving it is ... Speed Skydiving Forum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #72 December 6, 2002 "...now, you have to work on your accent and use words like SPORADICALY" Alicia Silverstone -Clueless- THE MOST STUPID MOVIE EVER MADE!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #73 December 6, 2002 Quote "...now, you have to work on your accent and use words like SPORADICALY" Alicia Silverstone -Clueless- THE MOST STUPID MOVIE EVER MADE!!! Once you hit the mute button, it's not a bad flick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingedmonkey1 0 #74 December 6, 2002 "Uh, excuse me. Stewardess? I speak Jive." -Airplane Dark Helmet - "So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of! That's something an idiot would have on his luggage!" - Spaceballs "You, Head. Paper. Now! Get me the paper if you can. Luggin' that HUGE cranium about. I'm not kiddin', it's like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy in parts". - Mike Meyers in So I Married an Ax Murderer Oh, and just about ANYTHING from Animal House. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #75 December 6, 2002 "Ach, its like an Orange on a toothpick..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
