freefallfreak 0 #26 February 5, 2003 Woo-hoo...that was hilarious...sorta like trying to get away with one on the jump plane before everyone gets on... FFF Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #27 February 6, 2003 Ok, I'll play... After the divorce I was set up with a "Blind Date". I was promised a 6' blonde, 22yo (I was 35), a figure to die for...etc...What I got was a stunning 22yo 6' girl with long blonde hair, a firm 36C" 23" 36" figure.... And I'm pretty sure (after 30 minutes of conversation) that I'd been innoculated against more intelligent forms of life.No second date, but if anyone wants to know where ALL the blonde jokes originate... Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #28 February 6, 2003 bwhahahahhaha "I felt it!" "Alright Janis!" I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #29 February 6, 2003 QuoteI hear she likes to get a single pink rose on a first date...might wanna keep that in mind. I think 9 pink roses would work better?? Or was it 12?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #30 February 6, 2003 aw. ..melting... that is so very sweet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #31 February 6, 2003 Quote I think 9 pink roses would work better?? Or was it 12?? It was most definately 9.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #32 February 6, 2003 Quote It was most definately 9.... Uhh, you mean you wouldn't accept 12?? FFF Love is a four letter word. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #33 February 6, 2003 Quote Uhh, you mean you wouldn't accept 12?? Of course i would. I'll accept whatever you wish to give me, but don't expect you to get me anything at all.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #34 February 6, 2003 see... women make it soo difficult they want: You to pick them up in a nice car Bring roses dress nice open the car door be intelligent have a good conversation nice resteraunt for dinner (by nice I mean expensive) a walk on the beach holding hands blah blah etc. etc. guys just want a low cut top and boobies you see that Zeemax I said BOOBIES!!!! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #36 February 6, 2003 "We visited Izzit, Connecticut, and spent the night at the lovely Izzit Inn." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #37 February 6, 2003 Not so much a date but an experience. Two years ago when I went to Eloy for Nationals, my girlfriend at the time flew in a couple hours before me without telling me and when I got there she had a tent set up and everything. That has to be the coolest relationship experience I've ever had. I sure miss that tent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #38 February 6, 2003 I just tell it like it is I have very little inner-monologue I think it's the prozak that does that, or the zoloft...or the wellbutrin...maybe the ritalin, or vicidan,effexor, viagra, asprin, those green pills, blue... >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #39 February 6, 2003 QuoteNot so much a date but an experience. Two years ago when I went to Eloy for Nationals, my girlfriend at the time flew in a couple hours before me without telling me and when I got there she had a tent set up and everything. That has to be the coolest relationship experience I've ever had. That kicks ass... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #40 February 6, 2003 I once had a girlfriend that DIDN'T sleep with my best friend. but that was years ago.we had a good date once, we went to a party at my best friends house, and she didn't sleep with him. >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #41 February 6, 2003 Quote Not so much a date but an experience. Two years ago when I went to Eloy for Nationals, my girlfriend at the time flew in a couple hours before me without telling me and when I got there she had a tent set up and everything. That has to be the coolest relationship experience I've ever had. I sure miss that tent. See, I've thought of doing things like that but I have always been afraid of seeming like a stalker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #42 February 6, 2003 I found a card key outside a hotel once... just tried it in the nearby doors - you'd never guess what I found! I guess you could call that a date... hmmm... well, at any rate, it was a lot of fun!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #43 February 6, 2003 Nooooooooooooooooooooo..... You are joking?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #44 February 9, 2003 Quote Not so much a date but an experience. Two years ago when I went to Eloy for Nationals, my girlfriend at the time flew in a couple hours before me without telling me and when I got there she had a tent set up and everything. That has to be the coolest relationship experience I've ever had. I sure miss that tent. If you miss it that much you can sleep in it when you come up here. It's sitting in my closet all lonly having been replaced by a much smaller (so hooknswoop can't get away) backpacking tent.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #45 February 9, 2003 Best date I ever had was with a quadreplegic............Oh, never mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #46 February 10, 2003 >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #47 February 10, 2003 boobies.. ? is it time already?Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #48 February 10, 2003 alright who said booies?!?! . (.)(.) >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #49 February 11, 2003 Does the tent come with a roomate? And I don't mean your animals either.See ya soon Bryan Gravity Rats Freefly Team Atair Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cava 0 #50 February 11, 2003 That's very cool. There aren't alot of people like that, not in my experience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
