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What a great opportunity to f*ck up royally.

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Well, the little lady discussed evereything- And it was really pleasant, too - With all our plans for the year, flying to NY for Easter, plus three road trips, and moving my daughter Sarah out here from NY, I had to make a choice - California or WFFC. Well, that was a tough choice- And I've opted for Rantoul. Hopefully we'll meet LOTS of DZ.commers!
See you in a couple weeks!

Easy Does It

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See-this is brilliant because the key is not to expect the world on one day. People somehow think that because Hallmark tells us to go into overdrive that you're a loser unless you're either romancing the love of your life or getting laid. Celebration is great when it's called for, but I'd prefer to be surprised by a romantic dinner with someone I'm in love with on a day when the pressure's off. That way at least I know it's genuine.
It's the Year of the Dragon.

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Here are a few options if you are stuck for something original to put on a card.



These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
:)

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If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

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Good, I'm glad! 'Course now I feel like a total moron, but then, that's nothing new. :D

Hey, sprechen of which, did you hear they're coming out with a sequel to Dumb & Dumber?

It's called Dumb & Dumberer. I can't wait.


you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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