sarge 0 #1 February 24, 2003 There is this girl, Lili, who works at Burger King.I've known her (sorta) for about a year. She always smiles so nice at me; ya know ? When she works the window, she always gives me my chicken salad for free. She sometimes gives me a little something special, toys, cards... but then X-mas, and V-Day??? I was embarassed, she's asked me for my number, and I've joked it off... On Monday I gave her my tx. but she didn't call til tonite. I asked her whats up w/that? she says, her English is not very good... (it really isn't) and my conversational spanish (practical Mexican) sucks!!! Ugh! No doubt she's beautiful!! Aguillara look-alike!! She's been workin me for a while and I think she might be worth the time... but, If we can't communicate; hmmm, whats the sense? .-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #2 February 24, 2003 Play her a nice song. Music is international. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #3 February 24, 2003 Just go with it. Have her teach you Spanish and you can teach her English. It could be fun... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #4 February 24, 2003 Yeah. How do you say Boobies in Spanish? Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarge 0 #5 February 24, 2003 She says she loves to cook, so do I. I told her I'd love to cook her dinner and we could teach each other spanish/english. She also said she likes English-speaking movies, like Arnold Swarzzeneger. Too cool! I'm a sucker for action-packed adventure!! I am a little concerned about the music thing though, that can be a deal-maker/breaker?? I think I'll wait until I hear her stuff? I don't know? .-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #6 February 24, 2003 Invest in a paper back spanish/english; english/spanish dictionary and a lot of thoughts can be conveyed with the flip of a page."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flash 0 #7 February 24, 2003 La-Boobies.............. Gravity powered...Air cooled! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #8 February 24, 2003 Quote La-Boobies aren't you cute.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #9 February 24, 2003 Absolutely nothing can compare with being with a Latina.But, there are some culture differances. You're not just dating her, you are typically expected to spend some time with her family as well. The other party in the relationship always comes first, always take her side in public, even if you know she is flat-out wrong. You two can discuss it in private later. Honor and respect is priority in a Latino household. Follow the golden rule and use common sense and you will do just fine. If you ever cheat on a Latina...may God have mercy on your soul because they'll never find your body after she gets done with you. I suggest the Witness Protection Program...in Africa. They are usually very sweet, intelligent and giving. Congrats, you lucky SOB. Kris Martinez Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #10 February 24, 2003 Quote If you ever cheat on a Latina...may God have mercy on your soul because they'll never find your body after she gets done with you. I suggest the Witness Protection Program...in Africa. I don't think that would be a wise idea, Kris. She'd be able to follow, and if she didn't, her amigas would; and if she has any brothers... I think a nice crater somewhere on Mars would be safer. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveM 0 #11 February 24, 2003 .....If you ever cheat on a Latina...may God have mercy on your soul because they'll never find your body after she gets done with you. I suggest the Witness Protection Program...in Africa. ROFLMAO I will without a doubt, always pay close attention to that advise......... Steve M >^..^< for me -- SkyDiving is a life sentence -- for it has saved my life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #12 February 24, 2003 QuoteI think a nice crater somewhere on Mars would be safer. You know, Jack...after doing some more thinking, I don't think even Mars would be far enough away. KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 February 24, 2003 Hispanic girls LOVE romance, so you better read some poetry, don't bother translating, knowing that is a poem she will definetely dig you. And yes, you better not cheat on a Hispanic or her amigos and relatives will pay you a visit, or you might end up visiting the emergency room at your nearest hospital with your willy in your shirt pocket. But...if you are cool, you will have the most BEAUTIFUL relationship (and in the sack? you better work out, take vitamins and have your Wheaties every morning to keep up)__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #14 February 24, 2003 Quotewilly in your shirt pocket ROTFLMAO..!!! priceless....Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #15 February 24, 2003 talking is overrated, just hit it!!!! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaz 0 #16 February 24, 2003 remember: nothing worth having is ever easy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 February 24, 2003 Quoteremember: nothing worth having is ever easy. You are 100000000000% right.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #18 February 24, 2003 Quote Yeah. How do you say Boobies in Spanish? Patrick Chi-Chis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #19 February 24, 2003 Quote Quote Yeah. How do you say Boobies in Spanish? Patrick Chi-Chis Additionaly: Senos(breasts) and tetas(self explanatory)"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarge 0 #20 February 25, 2003 You guys are wild!! I totally dig it! Alright, now I'm glad I asked. I can definately impress her with, "la-Boobies???" hahhaha... I never thought of the the Spanish/English translator, ugh! Thanks. Enter a dimension of courting that passes any realm of romantisism that I have ever explored. It seems more than a challenge but almost threatening? Ya know,? My truest romantic expressions come from my heart, and it involves investment; exposure, vulnerability... I may be sucked in to the American Woman thing? But my internal hopeless romatic dreams of a woman like this 'Latin' woman like Kris et al describes. Devotion, loyalty, committment, family unity, respect, honor... Wild-Hot intimacy... Geez! she's gotten under my skin, but hmmph! what the hell is going on...???? she bugs me for so long, I give her my number and she calls once in a week??? . -- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyguy 0 #21 February 25, 2003 Quotewhat the hell is going on...???? she bugs me for so long, I give her my number and she calls once in a week??? Uh, that's an easy one. Go buy a burger, get her number and YOU do some of the work. Sheesh, sounds like she's done enough. She doesn't want a guy that is scared to put some effort into it. Failure is success, try it. ---------------------------- bzzzz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #22 February 25, 2003 QuoteI give her my number and she calls once in a week??? You clearly don't understand latin women. You will have to be the initiator in these matters. Don't expect her to be like an American woman, we're talking apples and Oranges here. Chivalry is not an exception, it is the norm when courting latin women."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #23 February 25, 2003 Dude, like I mentioned before, you better put your 'romance' cap on and go ahead, don't rush, just do things right, señoritas don't like rushing they enjoy some mystery, chivalry, you master that and 'Las boobies' will be yours forever. They like to feel 'hard to get' but don't be fooled, that's their way to say 'I like you dude, come and get me'__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
