JDBoston 0 #51 February 11, 2002 Even if the canopies fail, I trust the rebreathers and your better-than-those-Navy-SEAL-losers swimming abilities will allow you to get safely the 100 miles through shark-infested waters to shore. I believe SOP for a water landing for your team is to cutaway at 500' and enter the water with a triple-quintuple-lindy. In full combat gear of course, with 200 lbs. of guns and nitroglycerine bombs. Am I right?Good luck my brother. Say hi to the Commies for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,150 #52 February 11, 2002 Quotedrink vodka at 9am with the PresidentHey, I'll see you there. He invited me for this spe3cial occasion. They will be picking me up in their secret submarine, currently on its way to Lake Ontario to pick me up. This submarine will then transform into the secret space ship all superpowers secretly have, fly to over russia at wich point I will jump from 130,000 feet and will open around 500 feet. I hope I can hold my breath long enough, because there will be no room for oxygen on this jump....but the canadian government has trained me well...bwaahahhahhahhhahhhhaaaaaathis is what an dull day will do to a person.......... SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #53 February 11, 2002 You people have issues....."I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #54 February 11, 2002 Self DiagnosisIssue #1: BoredomIssue #2: BoredomIssue #3: Repetitiveness"I live to EFS"Tom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #55 February 11, 2002 I had no idea that Canadians kicked so much ass. I will never be disrespectful to a Canuck ever again......*cough* bullshit *cough*Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #56 February 11, 2002 I'm at work, with just a few fleeting moments available to check the posts today ... I can't believe I wasted those precious moments reading this thread! UGH!!! And my left shoe is loose... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strynx 0 #57 February 11, 2002 Better not dude our head is as hard as the Igloo we live in. Coz you know we still live in igloos and all Peace.P.S. i promise i'll never make fun of American beer! *bullsh**t"P.L.U.R. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,150 #58 February 11, 2002 Quotei promise i'll never make fun of American beer! OK, I will just say it then.....American Beer Sucks....SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GDnewbies 0 #59 March 10, 2003 QuoteIm not a psycho. Quote Uhhhhh...... Im donating my kidney soon. That will put me out for 6 weeks. Quote Thankgod they don't to brain transplants. The longer you wait ........the more sense you get. Damn.....its gonna be a while.------------- Here's your sign....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #60 March 10, 2003 ruh roh, Shaggy.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #61 March 10, 2003 QuoteDamn.....its gonna be a while. Uh, you dug up a post from 13 months ago, just to say something mean? Well, huh, I dunno... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #62 March 10, 2003 This thread. (Since I couldn't find my "holy thread resurrection, Batman" pic.) | | | | | | | v http://www.brandonandlaura.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #63 March 10, 2003 lmao!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #64 March 10, 2003 lmao and now I can't find my ass! And it's a BIG ASS!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #65 March 10, 2003 Quote OK, I will just say it then.....American Beer Sucks.... American Beer is like making love in a canoe... wait for it..... It's fucking close to water!!! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #66 March 10, 2003 for everyone else that is confused..... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #67 March 10, 2003 Quote How about that? I have donated a kidney too. It went to the "Keep South African Breweries Profitable Foundation". A really good cause if I must say so. My liver is going to the Jack Daniels Expansion Fund next year. I reckon I am quite a noble chap. Not to worry Oom Scratch.......I keep my brain preserved in Oupa Ben's best watermelon Mampoer....I keep a pensioner in business!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #68 March 10, 2003 Freebird, Best of luck with the donation. I think you are doing a wonderful thing that is far more precious than jumping out of a plane. If that is what is important to you, you don't need the support of people who don't understand. Best of luck, Nat The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #69 March 10, 2003 pssst...it's 2003. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #70 March 10, 2003 Then why in the hello is this post up here now? DAMN, I thought I could potentially help someone The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #71 March 10, 2003 QuoteThen why in the hello is this post up here now? I think somebody was bashing somebody else and used this thread as a weapon. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
