AggieDave 6 #1 April 23, 2003 None of yall mentioned Earth Day. I expected atleast something from the people who care about it... (For anyone who doesn't understand my sense of humor, the post above is a joke).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #2 April 23, 2003 Ah, shucks....the damage is allready done. What more do you want! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #3 April 23, 2003 I've been out all day and night, dancing naked in the forest around a tree. Hasn't everyone? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 April 23, 2003 I killed a squirrel and chopped down a tree for Earth Day...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #5 April 23, 2003 I took a shit in my back yard. Does that count? If it does, that must make every day Earth Day for me. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 April 23, 2003 Dammit Wendy! Give us a heads up when you'll be dancing naked next time! The Anvil Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #7 April 23, 2003 But everyday is Earthday in California... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yourzero 0 #8 April 23, 2003 I punched a hippy to celebrate Earth Day. too many damn hippies around this campus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 April 23, 2003 Forgot where I was... If today is Tuesday, this MUST be Earth! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 April 23, 2003 Quote If today is Tuesday, this MUST be Earth! Noice! Good ol' obscure quotes...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #11 April 23, 2003 I took my car up to 8100RPM in 1st through 4th gears a couple times today. Figure the little four cylinder got the worst MPG ever. Does that count? edit to add: BTW...isn't the correct spelling of "yall" supposed to be "y'all" ? And since you're addressing a "plural" audience, isn't it really then: "All y'all" ?? Not that this Californian is trying to teach a Texan how to speak western or nuthin' ... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #12 April 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteIf today is Tuesday, this MUST be Earth! Noice! Good ol' obscure quotes... I've been in Belgium on Tuesday once. Several onces, even. In fact, it was way too many onces in a row in the winter. Ever hear of "freezing fog"? You come out of the hotel early in the morning and can't open the car because the door's frozen shut! My theory on why the Germans have started so many wars is that the weather is so shitty 10 months of the year. What I can't figure out is why they always invade Belgium where the weather's even worse!!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #13 April 23, 2003 While I am a worthless liberal, by your definition, I much prefer to celebrate Sky-Day.I was going to dance around a tree naked and sacrifice a virgin to ole' mother earth, but this being Aberdeen, virgins are in short supply!How did you celebrate it Dave, did you go out and collect some earth with your truck? -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #14 April 23, 2003 Quote virgins are in short supply! you could always invite viking over!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterhand 0 #15 April 23, 2003 i prefer to celebrate earth day by getting off the damn thing and looking at it from a distance....say about 3 miles, give or take a few thousand feet. unfortunately the sky was in a bad mood today and wouldn't blue at me, so i remain on the planet all day. oh well, it'll blue soon enough..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #16 April 23, 2003 Quote I was going to sacrifice a virgin to ole' mother earth, but this being Aberdeen, virgins are in short supply! You LIAR!!! You all 8 colours of bloody liar. There is absolutely no shortage of virgins around Aberdeen at the moment! There may be a shortage of human female virgins but I know for a fact that the lambing season has just ended a month ago(reading this over perhaps I should point out that the intended tone is accusative, not admissive. NacMac is the "True Scotsman", I am an Englishman here in Scotland on colonial service & have absolutely NO intention of "going native"... At least not with anything with more than 2 legs). Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #17 April 23, 2003 Oops. I was too busy celebrating Comrade Lenin's 133rd birthday.PTiger I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #18 April 23, 2003 "There may be a shortage of human female virgins but I know for a fact that the lambing season has just ended a month ago" I've been busy. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #19 April 23, 2003 aside from the fact that is was vi lnin's bday, i listend to cspan radio from the hill today in the car telling me how the environment is getting so much better and all we gotta do is leave things the way they are and it will get even better. (liberal paraphrase, but essentially accurate) just buy new cars and sell your old one. yeah, thats the ticket. fleet turnover is the p.c. term.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #20 April 23, 2003 I was at the Senate hearing in July where the administration presented their "plan" for addressing climate change. It was appalling to watch them advocate voluntary measures and further research, i.e., doing zilch, and then lauding the resulting 18% reduction in the rate of growth of greenhouse gas emissions - not a reduction in emissions, but a less than 1/5th reduction in the growth of emissions. But when their time was up, it was pretty fun to listen to Senator Kerry and a few others rake them over the coals. PTiger I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #21 April 23, 2003 yeah, it didnt sound like a hearing today, just an earth day expose. i though i heard colin powell in tere somewhere. they expressed a bit of concern about loss of biodiversity, but now enough to make me go 'hmmm'. if only they were telling us the truth. this is what i think anyway, but what do i know?namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 April 23, 2003 Quoteisn't the correct spelling of "yall" supposed to be "y'all" ? And since you're addressing a "plural" audience, isn't it really then: "All y'all Sure, if you're a Yankee.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #23 April 23, 2003 Quote Sure, if you're a Yankee. What can I say? Some of us are just born lucky! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #24 April 23, 2003 See, Dave, I could hear you say that. It came out "Yollerah" or "Yollerabuncha" just one word. Like "Squeet" for "Let's go eat" And "Boutamunago" for "About a month ago" It's cool bro, I gotcher back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 April 23, 2003 Yall wana get some mizzle for yer grizzle?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
