misskriss 0 #26 April 23, 2003 JRAF.....I did not say you could eat the dog...... actually......my daughter Lauren loves to cuddle her kitty Cleo so much and won't let her go. The cat meows and meows and meows and Lauren just won't let go. So then I hug Lauren so tightly and won't let her go.. so she will know how the cat feels.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #27 April 23, 2003 Quote (sorry, I just don't like the words "torture" and "pet" in the same sentence) So I suppose you'd never say that animal torture is one of your pet peeves? A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #28 April 23, 2003 Quote His head got stuck, though, and he wandered all over the house looking for help! This reminds me of the time when one of the neighbor's cats sneaked into our house (well, she came waltzing in through the open door- our house is a cat haven and the cats know that) and found an open plastic jar with some kitty treats left inside. Unlike a dog, the cat did not go looking for help but kept running around madly, bumping into things until the jar fell off. But that's not all. After seeing this, my younger brother decided to set up a cat trap in our drive using the jar and some treats. Next morning, we found a very disgruntled hedgehog stuck firmly inside with only one leg and butt sticking out, rolling around helplessly. Luckily, we managed to cut him out without hurting anything but his (already hurt) pride and we've been storing kitty treats in their original boxes since then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #29 April 23, 2003 Quote Torture - hell no! (sorry, I just don't like the words "torture" and "pet" in the same sentence) My cat just farted. Should he be tortured?The last time I took my cat to the vet for his shots, I noticed that right behind the veterinarian building, (back-to-back with it on the same block) is a Korean restaurant. Should I be worried? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #30 April 23, 2003 Cute pup! Why do the animals we own start looking like the owners? Or is it the owner look like the pet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtwiga 0 #31 April 23, 2003 Actually, for all of you out there who haven't yet played the fun game torture-your-kitty, take a short piece of tape and stick it on your cat's head behind it's eyes, between its ears. This causes any cat to duck and back up instictively over and over again until it's removed. If, like mine, your cats know where you sleep, you might not want to let them suffer for too long....you might wake up with a "gift" in your bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allicat 0 #32 April 24, 2003 Quote Quote (sorry, I just don't like the words "torture" and "pet" in the same sentence) So I suppose you'd never say that animal torture is one of your pet peeves? You so clever! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allicat 0 #33 April 24, 2003 Quote Quote Torture - hell no! (sorry, I just don't like the words "torture" and "pet" in the same sentence) My cat just farted. Should he be tortured?*** Could you describe the fart? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bivar 0 #34 April 24, 2003 This is the funniest thread in a long time. By the way, that laser pen thingy also works well with my daughter. ---------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #35 April 24, 2003 I crap you not: this is true, my buddies and I tried it and it actually work. Take some carpet and stick it up on the ceiling. Then, grab pussy by his back and tack him up on the ceiling. CATS CAN"T RETRACT THEIR CLAWS!!!!! He was up there for about 15 minutes before we pulled him down. lol s. smith "MY cats breath smells like cat food"=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykitten 0 #36 April 24, 2003 QuoteI hate torturing animals. I like to fatten them up...that's why Kristen and I plan to eat her dog. The menu includes: Sweet and Sour dog skewers Dog Kung Pao Kantonese Dog and last but not least Stir Fry Dog with veggies in Sambal sauce - hot and spicy Hear about the new Asain cook book? Yeah, it's called "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog." Best kitty 'torture' is to loosely tie a sock around your furry feline friend... it totally messes with their sense of equilibrium and they walk around like they are tanked on half a gallon of moonshine. Unfortunately, somebody ran over my cat, Kitty Turbo, yesterday. She's off chasing butterflies on the other side now. When walking up to an officer, it is not advisable to say, "Trick or Donut." Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allicat 0 #37 April 24, 2003 oh, so sorry skykitten. You must be so upset. Just remember that there are lots of us out there who know how bad this feels. You're in my thoughts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #38 April 24, 2003 LOL I remember our first family pet used to love playing ball....I used to tease her and pretend that I would throw the ball. Usually and given dog would run a few metres and realise...not Trixie, she'd run laps around the yard trying to find her ball....I'd end up in tears laughing. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monarch135 0 #39 April 24, 2003 I try not to get my furball riled up cause im fricken scared of him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #40 April 24, 2003 My poor kitty can't deal with laser lights. She gets all panicked and starts twitching, then she runs and hides from it. Then she's paranoid for hours. Much fun to softly touch the hair in her ears while she's sleeping, though. She goes bonkers. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #41 April 24, 2003 i just throw any type of cap(plastic ,beer cap ect ) on the floor and the cats are good for hours...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,334 #42 April 24, 2003 Well, one dog goes nuts whenever someone fires up some lawn equipment -- he runs manically around the backyard (no need to edge with HIM aroune!). The other one is scared of trailers. Especially trailers with lawn equipment on them. It's so funny to see her slinking by them with that head-down gait of a dog that's really concerned! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #43 April 24, 2003 Try a bread tie/twist tie sometime. If they like the caps, they'll like the bread ties, too! The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #44 April 24, 2003 Quote JRAF.....I did not say you could eat the dog...... actually......my daughter Lauren loves to cuddle her kitty Cleo so much and won't let her go. The cat meows and meows and meows and Lauren just won't let go. So then I hug Lauren so tightly and won't let her go.. so she will know how the cat feels.. Kristen, please, puhleeease let me eat the dog! You did let me eat your chicken after alljraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #45 April 24, 2003 QuoteTry a bread tie/twist tie sometime. If they like the caps, they'll like the bread ties, too tried tohes did'nt work byt you pull the rj-45 cable out of the puter and they attack the end like its aliveif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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