hooked 0 #26 April 30, 2003 QuoteI use ear candles to clean my ears. You don't have that as an option. Anyone who has ear problems should check them out. You wouldn't believe how much gunk those things get out of your ears. I watched as my Sister had that done once, funniest thing I ever saw!!!!!!!!!!!!! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 April 30, 2003 Quote ARRRRGGHH!!! Nose hair! **shudders** That's another! What? Nose hair is great. I can't seem to grow a really consistent mustache. It doesn't seem to come in thick enough, but if I let my nose hair grow out a little... a little trimming... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #28 April 30, 2003 This thread reminds me of Harry Potter's candy. Ear wax flavored. Here: http://www.jellybelly.com/shop/Product.html?catalog%5Fname=JellyBellyB2C&product%5Fid=1096340&parent=&search=1 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #29 April 30, 2003 I'm friggin' puking! *GAG* The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 April 30, 2003 QuoteI watched as my Sister had that done once, funniest thing I ever saw!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do it myself at home. It's amazing how good it works. It does look funny, but the results are worth it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #31 April 30, 2003 So where's the option that says :- 'I pick it out with my pinky finger while I'm at work.'Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #32 April 30, 2003 This thread got the little flaming hot icon thingy in 24 minutes. I think I like that. Hmm... Does a nice warm swab clean better than a cold one? How about a nice hot paper clip? It should cut right through the wax if it's warmed properly... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #33 April 30, 2003 QuoteWait until someone asks for Poll: How many 'folds' of toilet tissue you use to wipe your butt Hey....now that's and idea! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #34 April 30, 2003 QuoteWhat? Nose hair is great. I can't seem to grow a really consistent mustache. It doesn't seem to come in thick enough, but if I let my nose hair grow out a little... a little trimming... Dude!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #35 April 30, 2003 Ed, how do you keep that foxy blonde chick? Really. See, I thought you were going after the ear-hair thing. Now that I'm going bald, I have to shave my ears. It's pretty cool. I just go right from my sideburns right up over each ear. In a few more years, I'm going to let it grow and do an ear-hair combover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #36 April 30, 2003 Quote A couple of days ago on German mtv there was a special featuring the guys from Jackass. Towards the end of the program, they had a few people come in and do "Jackass-ish" type stunts. The first guy ate a hot dog doused in urine, which the Jackass dudes could handle... but the next chick up ate a sandwich made with (I know, this is bad) ear wax and hair removed directly from the guys on air. I thought Johnny Knoxville was going to throw up. He stated that the ear wax consumption was pretty much the most disgusting thing he had ever seen. Apparently those guys never clean their ears... you should have seen what they were digging out. I think I saw a chihuahua pop out of Steve-O's ear, but I can't be sure. that's just wrong. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 April 30, 2003 QuoteDude!!! Sweet!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #38 April 30, 2003 Quote Sweet!! No! What does mine say? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #39 April 30, 2003 Oh Please God ! No references to Dude Where's My Car? Pretty Please with a cherry on top !Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #40 April 30, 2003 QuoteOh Please God ! No references to Dude Where's My Car? Pretty Please with a cherry on top ! Shibby!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #41 April 30, 2003 QuoteNo! What does mine say? Duuuuuuuudddddee!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #42 April 30, 2003 Quote Wait until someone asks for Poll: How many 'folds' of toilet tissue you use to wipe your butt i think that was coverd once do a search...if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #43 April 30, 2003 Well then....WIPE that idea out! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #44 April 30, 2003 Quote Well then....WIPE that idea out! But tell us first how many 'folds' you needed. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #45 April 30, 2003 "There are only a few of us here with access to the proper tools. Rgoper and NacMac work on oil drilling rigs." Hehehe... Y'all gotta have the right tool for the job, its the only way to be sure.... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #46 April 30, 2003 Quote But tell us first how many 'folds' you needed. Like SHIT I'll tell ya Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #47 April 30, 2003 Either that or those things they used to dig the Chunnel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #48 April 30, 2003 Quote But tell us first how many 'folds' you needed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like SHIT I'll tell ya And don't force the issue or she'll wipe the floor with your ass. I know she'll do it, I've seen her do it, it's not a pretty site ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #49 April 30, 2003 Quote Y'all gotta have the right tool for the job, its the only way to be sure.... Looks like a COLONSCOPY device to me. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #50 April 30, 2003 QuoteQuoteI watched as my Sister had that done once, funniest thing I ever saw!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do it myself at home. It's amazing how good it works. It does look funny, but the results are worth it. What Sunshine doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced one of her ear candles with a firecracker... Let's watch the fun. -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
