Thanatos340 1 #26 May 9, 2003 So Uhh, Val, How YOU doin? <-------- 75% Asshole, Referances available on request. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #27 May 9, 2003 QuoteI think the humor is that she's describing wildblue who is her boyfreind. Are you on the good drugs again today? Or the selective reading drugs... QuoteI'm just getting frustrated with not being able to find a good asshole nowadays. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #28 May 9, 2003 ok , stand corrected , I guess that is the problem with this type media, not knowing all the characters and just reacting to what is written, Added that I may be a bit sensitive to Women being unkind in that manner, thanks to my Ex, it sucks being a nice guy and having your significant other try to make you be a dick... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #29 May 9, 2003 Quote I find it refreshing that Vallerina knows exactly what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it! Yes! I appreciate that men are starting to like assertive women! Quote I hear she's got a trapeze... I don't remember that being at the Convention! Quote Imagine the quick lock on the thread if a man were to look for a woman in such a way.... Rebecca posted a humorous dating application from some asshole that probably is on the same low level as my criteria. This thread hasn't been locked. I want it to be okay when I am a complete bitch. I don't want to feel bad about it. In fact, I want to celebrate this. How can such a celebration occur with a "nice guy"?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 May 9, 2003 QuoteI think the humor is that she's describing wildblue who is her boyfreind. ----------------------------------------------------------- Are you on the good drugs again today? Or the selective reading drugs... Geesh, didn't mean to strike a nerve. I guess you're not really an asshole. So consider yourself lucky that she fell in love with you even though you're such a super sweet guy and not the asshole she wishes she had. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakshow 0 #31 May 9, 2003 Shouldn't be real hard to find around here from what I've seen all you have to do is yell: HEY ASSHOLE!! and they come running B.L. (the brain) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #32 May 9, 2003 There is a difference between assertive, aggressive, and a Bitch... Regardless of your boyfriends qualities, it doesn't make it OK to be a Bitch, a healthy relationship is based on mutual respect. Everyone has moments of frustration when they would like to blurt out ... YOUR A DUMBASS, or worse, even nice guys... you just want to do it guilt free ... Sorry there is no free lunch, you cant get something for nothing, and if it is too good to be true... it is ! There is no such thing as guilt free.. thats life!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #33 May 9, 2003 QuoteSo consider yourself lucky that she fell in love with you Believe me, I do. I actually often wonder what I ever did to deserve such good fortune - but's she's very intelligent and mentally stable - so she must see something there. I mean, hell, I stopped slipping her the drugs a few months ago and she's still with me! Who woulda thought....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #34 May 9, 2003 Wildblue is an asshole... why can't everyone see that?? I mean god.. he blows off his friends and jumping to lay in bed all day. Thats an asshole if you ask me. That and he won't give me his bike. He'd rather keep it for him self What type of friend is that? And you should see how he treats his girlfriend. Makes her pack for her self, makes her manifest herself, even makes her buy her own jump tickets! Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #35 May 9, 2003 Quote There is no such thing as guilt free.. thats life!! No, I live a guilt-free life. I never feel guilty...that implies regret...Why regret something? I think there's nothing wrong with admitting there are quite a few assholes in this world, and there are proper ways of dealing with them. Quote I stopped slipping her the drugs a few months ago and she's still with me! Who woulda thought Did you piss off your supplier? Quote Believe me, I do. I actually often wonder what I ever did to deserve such good fortune Quote That and he won't give me his bike. He'd rather keep it for him self What type of friend is that? A smart one Quote And you should see how he treats his girlfriend. Makes her pack for her self, makes her manifest herself, even makes her buy her own jump tickets! Because if he did any of that for his feminist girlfriend, he knows that she would throw a hissy fit.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #36 May 9, 2003 Quote Wildblue is an asshole... why can't everyone see that?? I mean god.. he blows off his friends and jumping to lay in bed all day. Thats an asshole if you ask me. Don't be jealous... Quote And you should see how he treats his girlfriend. Makes her pack for her self, makes her manifest herself, even makes her buy her own jump tickets! I've actually helped her pack (mainly just trying to help her avoid more packing injuries) and I'm pretty sure she'd kick my ass if I tried to buy her jumps for her. (edit: ha! you cheated to beat me to it) Quote Did you piss off your supplier? Yeah... wouldn't give him my bike (to kill himself on) Quote Probably has something to do with cold beer.... And bannanas? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #37 May 9, 2003 >>I hear she's got a trapeze... >I don't remember that being at the Convention! Hmm. Yep, that was a problem. I'll talk to DJan about getting one for you. BTW you're famous now! Michael liked that post. >I want it to be okay when I am a complete bitch. I don't want to feel > bad about it. In fact, I want to celebrate this. How can such a > celebration occur with a "nice guy"? You and I have to have a little talk about alternative relationships one of these days . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #38 May 9, 2003 Quote Because if he did any of that for his feminist girlfriend, he knows that she would throw a hissy fit. I know a guy who occasionally did that stuff for his feminist girlfriend, and most of the time she thought it was really sweet. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 May 9, 2003 QuoteI know a guy who occasionally did that stuff for his feminist girlfriend, and most of the time she thought it was really sweet. I also think it's sweet. MY bf used to pack for me all the time. I think i packed for myself twice at the richmond boogie with him. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #40 May 9, 2003 Quote Hmm. Yep, that was a problem. I'll talk to DJan about getting one for you. Okay, I just won't think too much about where it's been.... Quote BTW you're famous now! Michael liked that post. THAT IS SO COOL!!! (hijacking my own thread which is, of course, of very deep importance) Thanks again, Bill! You, the organizers in Tent 3, and my friends Bo and Paula are the main reasons I'm still in this sport Quote You and I have to have a little talk about alternative relationships one of these days . . . Who wants a "normal" relationship anyways? Quote I know a guy who occasionally did that stuff for his feminist girlfriend, and most of the time she thought it was really sweet. I know it might be sweet, but you're talking to a girl who has issues with guys opening doors for her...you should've seen him trying to buy me dinner for the first time There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #41 May 9, 2003 FYI... if anyone is interested in the [name removed] story on that site..... google's cache is a wonderful thing... Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #42 May 9, 2003 Actually, I think he posted a few links on his website- the restraining order only applied to putting her name on his site... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #43 May 9, 2003 Quote FYI... if anyone is interested in the [name removed] story on that site..... google's cache is a wonderful thing... Thanks for the laugh! I read the whole thing, I couldn't tear myself away from reading about this dumb girl. "Did it broke?" hahahahahahaha! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #44 May 9, 2003 hmmm.. i didn't see it, and his explanation mentioned he couldn't have or post the article.... or perhaps not the article with her name in it.. dunno... *shrug* Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #45 May 9, 2003 Whoops!! My bad! Thanks for posting the link... Earlier this week, a friend of mine e-mailed me the link to Tucker's site, like, a day before he took the unabridged story down. Too funny. Poor girl- she picked the wrong asshole... (I mean, she probably would've picked one anyway, but this one's got devious friends and HTML skills...) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #46 May 9, 2003 Hey, Woman get my dinner and wash the dishes. Me and the boys are going out at 8 pm so you better have it all done before I go. Can't drink on an empty stomache, unless you want me to come home and puke on the rug again. Oh by the way while I'm all drunk and smelly I will want sex as sson as I climb (or fall) into bed, but don;t worry it will only last a few minutes and you can go right back to sleep. Then you really need to get up early, cook me breakfast, then go work out (you have been putting on a few pound in the hips there honey)! Now would you really want some guy to be an asshole to ya? You deserve better than that! Don't look for an asshole or a nice guy! Look for one who can be honest and himself. That way you will be able to be honest and yourself. Then you can flake because he expects it, and you can call him a dumbass cause he knows it! BTW that was fun righting that stuff. Maybe my ex-wife was right. MAybe I really am an asshole! Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #47 May 9, 2003 Quote BTW you're famous now! Michael liked that post. Wow, way cool, and I've jumped with her Val you have come a long way. Bill, don't you just hate seeing the kids grow up and leave the tent, NOTMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #48 May 9, 2003 ***HEY ASSHOLE!! QuoteWHAT?Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Racenic 0 #49 May 9, 2003 "What do Strippers do to their "assholes" before they go to work?" "Drop them off at band practice" Nick D The key to Immortality is- first living a life worth remembering” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chandelle 0 #50 May 10, 2003 Be carefull what you wish for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Racenic 0 #49 May 9, 2003 "What do Strippers do to their "assholes" before they go to work?" "Drop them off at band practice" Nick D The key to Immortality is- first living a life worth remembering” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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