skygal3 0 #1 July 24, 2003 I just watched my cat step out of the litterbox and I wondered for a half of a second why I didn't hear the toilet flush. I need a job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #2 July 24, 2003 Uhmmmm..... I don't think a JOB is going to cure what you have. Good luck silly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper596 0 #3 July 24, 2003 I just watched my roomates cat throw up on my just cleaned blanket on my bed and wondered, "why do I still live here"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #4 July 24, 2003 I bet the cat was thinking "I'm so glad this nice person lives here so I can throw up on clean stuff." Well, look at it this way. It is better than puking on your rig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper596 0 #5 July 24, 2003 Yeah, I keep my rig where no cat can get at it, and yes, I'm certain that the cat was thinking that exactly. I'm too nice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #6 July 24, 2003 welcome back jumper :0) Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper596 0 #7 July 24, 2003 Hey SuzieQ - great time in San Fran thanks! Monterey was awesome! Now the new cat is hiding under my bed all day and I'm worried about what might be going on under there. Oh shit... I love cats - I love cats - I love cats - I love cats - I'M GONNA KILL A CAT!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #8 July 24, 2003 welcome to the club! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #9 July 24, 2003 snatch the cat by the head and push it's face into it's barf and say, "NO". if the cat resists, hold tighter then throw. Cats are only as dumb as you allow them to be. I love cats. Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 July 24, 2003 for you to loss it would you have had to have one to begin with????? me i never worry about my mind, it's one of those things i really don't need.....lol........... just be thankfull you don't ake up one morning and swear your dream was true... then find out it wasn't a dream... that will make ya really freaked out......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #11 July 24, 2003 I haven't lost my mind, I just pack it up with my rig at the end of the weekend and leave it there until the next weekend. That stops it getting polluted with stuff like work and money when it needs to concentrate on dive pools, blocks and .... and ..... damn, shoud have left a couple of braincells out. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bityabee 0 #12 July 24, 2003 is this how it looked - animated attatchment to make your day.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #13 July 24, 2003 My (now dead) cat used to squat over the (human) toilet if she was caught short and couldn't get out. Weird. My (still alive - amazingly) new cat is retarded and eats spinach and lettuce as a preference over raw meat. He brings in 'sacrificial' plants, leaves and twigs rather than mice. Sometimes he jumps at the wall after a shadow and almost knocks himself out. It's the cats that are mad...not us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 July 24, 2003 She theorizes on what the cat is thinking... QuoteI bet the cat was thinking "I'm so glad this nice person lives here so I can throw up on clean stuff." Losing your mind...? You're fine, trust me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites