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Quite possibly the worlds worst lyric...

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Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
I will survive!

and by the way Suz... when I drive my partner crazy today singing this song, I have every intention of blaming it on you! ;)

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

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It's by Live, its called Lightening Crashes...


Ok, bad lyrics...

umm.

"the eyes of Texas are upon you"


Yeah, that sounds like HELL!

(props to anyone, besides Moody:P, who actually gets what I'm talking about here).



But Dave, you know, if you're gonna play in Texas, ya gotta have a fiddle in the band!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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gotta love triangle man too!

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

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From Norah Jones "Don't Know Why":

Out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road along
My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

GAWD ALL MIGHTY!!!
The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

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I've had the Crash Test Dummies song stuck in my head, you know:
mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm....
The rest of the lyrics are equally thought provoking.:S

Anything by They Must be Giants has to be worse though.



I don't know because

once...there was this kid who
got into an accident and couldn't come to school but
when...he finally came back
his..hair..had turned from black into bright white...


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Blondes do have more fun!

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I defy anyone to beat Nelly and Pimp Juice:

Bitch please - GET OUT - but don't you slam that do'
DUST YOUR SHOES OFF - befo' you touch that flo'
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it
You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you Russian?

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Actually, as much as I love some of the music, I find some of America's lyrics (especially the ones by Dewey Bunnell) to be pretty awful.

Tin Man
Sometimes late when things are real
And people sare the gift of gab between themselves.
Some are quick to take the bait
And catch the perfect prize that waits among the shelves.

But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have
And cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the Tropic fo Sir Gallahad.


Truly some awful stuff. Horse with No Name also has lousy lyrics.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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"Faster than a porpoise who can burp on purpose eucalyptus that can lick us as we dust to kill the must or art'll choke us."
That's it... that's the song. Repeat 5 to 10 times.

"I've never seen anything more motherly than the nipples make me want to drink her up."
That's a song about the guy's dog by the way...

... "art'll choke"... hehehe

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Two words: Kid Rock

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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And in the "Obscene because we want to be" category....

Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex, drugs, rape
These seven words you're trying to take


I have no idea what brought that to mind....

You know the spell checker here doesn't like the word "fuck"?
Odd.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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