Vertifly 0 #1 August 21, 2003 Hey Guys, Help me out here please!! I need a really good excuse to get out of work tomorrow ...and my boss is a real dick-tracy if you know what I mean. Lay them on me fast. Thanks!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 August 21, 2003 Just tell him you need a personal day off for mental health issues.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 August 22, 2003 QuoteHey Guys, Help me out here please!! I need a really good excuse to get out of work tomorrow ...and my boss is a real dick-tracy if you know what I mean. Lay them on me fast. Thanks!!!! Just use the age old...I just got my period.... Oh, wait, just read your profile..heh heh...ummm that 's all I got.... unless you can convince him that you're GF/SO is going to move out....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #4 August 22, 2003 They know that I do not have a girl living in my home. ...And yes, I am straight (not gay). QuoteJust tell him you need a personal day off for mental health issues. Not sure that would work either. Let's brainstorm some good ones!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #5 August 22, 2003 Brake your leg. I wish I could work right now! peace -goingstircrazylewhttp://www.exitshot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 August 22, 2003 well, how about.... http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q3/skipwork.605.htmlI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #7 August 22, 2003 Most of those are sarcastic. The one about taking Mother to the doctor is good. But it needs a little spice or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #8 August 22, 2003 Good luck. 2moro is Friday, they know you're lying no matter what you say, lol! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #9 August 22, 2003 eat some spagetti, and then right out side his/her/it's office and chug a gallon of milk, the body cannot handle that much dairy so you can puke all over it's desk _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #10 August 22, 2003 Ok, some more details on this. I work 4-midnight. Boss is not here right now. I have to call him at home. I work Tuesday through Saturday so the Friday thing is a non-issue. Help. help. help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #11 August 22, 2003 I work 4-midnight, too... So, what's up with the detective boss? Will he do drive-by check-ups or something? What do you plan to do with the Friday? Sorry, but you're making me curious. haha. You could always say a family member was arrested outta town, and that you posted bail and have to go retrieve them. Or, say that your pet is sick and the vet says it cannot be left alone. Or that there is a flood in your house and you have to be home to wait for the plumber. Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #12 August 22, 2003 QuoteI work 4-midnight, too... So, what's up with the detective boss? Will he do drive-by check-ups or something? What do you plan to do with the Friday? Sorry, but you're making me curious. haha. Not a detective really. He is just a PARANOID person. Very cautious of everything. It has been very difficult to deal with him over the years. Which is precisely why I am not on the day shift with him. We co-exist, in the same departement, during different hours. I want to go to NYC tonight (after work) to visit a friend for at least a day. I am thinking of just saying that my friend, in the city is in need of help moving out of her apartment and that the truck that was lined up was not available - so she called me and asked if I could help out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #13 August 22, 2003 Whatever you do, just don't shoot yourself like this ladMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #14 August 22, 2003 Ring him up and say that you died last night and must attend your funeralJumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #15 August 22, 2003 QuoteWhatever you do, just don't shoot yourself like this lad QuoteRing him up and say that you died last night and must attend your funeral not very practical advice. i should have known. for some reason I thought that my fellow jumpers would have the answer to this one - if any at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #16 August 22, 2003 Hey, man... I thought my advice was pretty practical (shit, i've used it, lol!!) ... Anyhow, tho, you're probably safe with the whole moving story, maybe make it, my aunt, rather than my friend, but whatever. I'm sure you'll be alright, if you're a pretty reliable employee, I don't see a problem. Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #17 August 22, 2003 Thanks Angela. Actually, I was not referring to your advice. It was pretty good. The moving excuse worked; but you're right, there was a pause when I told him it was a friend and not a relative. Very Keen of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #18 August 22, 2003 So either way that prick did not let you go? Well, I would advice you to start prettending you are phsyced at work and that you can go postal...."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
