darkvapor 0 #1 September 25, 2003 See warning label attached. I just thought that was the strangest thing to put on a label.. Post the funniest/strangest/stupidest warning labels you've read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfree 0 #2 September 25, 2003 "This cape is not good for flying" a superman cape sold at a local supermarket...-- Blue Skies NO FEARS, NO LIMITS, NO MONEY... "A Subitánea et Improvísa Morte, Líbera nos, Domine." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #3 September 25, 2003 I remember seeing that on a jetski once...I though...wtf? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 September 25, 2003 well god damnit how else are you supposed to clean up those REALLY messy bouts of the runs without using an entire roll of tp?!?!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #5 September 25, 2003 scary what people can do with a jetski... trying high speed enema or what ???---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #6 September 25, 2003 And... you have to read those and know that it just wasn't some engineer who was being proactive, but more the result of industry incident reports of some schmuck or schmucks who caused someone to say, "We need to put this on our safety label." I can see it now... these labels are probably the result of a situation that started out with, "Hey!... let's try this!!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichM 0 #7 September 25, 2003 Lots of similar fun to be found here.Rich M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hummusx 0 #8 September 25, 2003 My favorite are snack size bags of peanuts that have a huge "WARNING PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS" on the side. ____________________________________ It’s like selling a million grills all at the same time…with extended warranties. -Hank Hill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 September 25, 2003 Well, you get a chick that's tired of just using the shower water/bath water for her pleasure, get a couple drinks going during a day on the lake... That's something I could actually see done/happening, strangely enough.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #10 September 25, 2003 Brings new meaning to "Faster, Faster!" don't it? You think we should stop, Bobby Joe?!?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #11 September 25, 2003 Quotescary what people can do with a jetski... trying high speed enema or what ??? Naw, some girl fell off the back of one. She was just climbing on and once she stood up, her boyfriend gunned it as a joke to make her fall off. Well she fell flat backwards and pretty much croched the jet... I hear it blew some real internal damage. Is that a real warning label? I mean the warning is valid!... I just can't hardly beleive they'd actually put the words 'rectum and vagina' on there. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 September 25, 2003 Applying what I know of the law and general facts that have presented in the past: I'd say that, in real life, people have attempted to pleasure themselves with the stream of water. I can say that there are things that happen and that people do that simply boggle the mind. You can't make shit like this up, and I'd bet a few bucks that an incident with a jet ski used for arousal purposes actually happened on more than one occasion. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #13 September 25, 2003 QuoteSee warning label attached. I just thought that was the strangest thing to put on a label.. Post the funniest/strangest/stupidest warning labels you've read. If you have ever seen the damage that can result from a jetski to these particular body parts, you would understand this warning label. This is a very real problem with waverunners. I had a guy on one of the talk shows I worked on - he was riding a waverunner around 60+mph in just swim trunks and a lifevest. He was tossed from the machine and landed butt first - blowing open his oraface and flooding his intestines with water at high speed. He literally blew up everything - surgery has not been able to fix it and his intestines had to be routed into a bag hanging from his hip. No joke. A wetsuit will help hold your stuff together and prevent this from happening. Look up the incidents involving these, you will find they are real._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #14 September 25, 2003 I love the japs and their attempts at translation... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
