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Geez, I guess I'm the only one who knows how to keep a good thing SECRET! B|



:D:D:D:D:D:D

I gotta just say - it's amazing the turns your life can take. Just when you think it's all over - WHAM! somebody smacks you in da mouth with the smiley stick!!

B|B|B|

YEEEHAAA!

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Geez, I guess I'm the only one who knows how to keep a good thing SECRET! B|



:D:D:D:D:D:D

I gotta just say - it's amazing the turns your life can take. Just when you think it's all over - WHAM! somebody smacks you in da mouth with the smiley stick!!

B|B|B|

YEEEHAAA!

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I prefer to have the warm smiley blanket pulled up over my shoulders. Smack me with anything and I'll fill your house with vermin...and there are enough of them posting here to fill a couple dozen houses, I'll warn you. :PB|
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"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
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So, SM1, are you going to have the time to go to Thailand with us? I could use a good canopy control advisor, and a mutual, if injured BASE jumping friend of ours says you're the MAN. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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I prefer to have the warm smiley blanket pulled up over my shoulders. Smack me with anything and I'll fill your house with vermin...and there are enough of them posting here to fill a couple dozen houses, I'll warn you. :PB|



The blanket is nice too. But I won't expecting it!!!!
And well....I don't mind getting smacked with the smiley stick anytime she wants to swing it!!!!

:D:D:D:D
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The blanket is nice too. But I won't expecting it!!!! And well....I don't mind getting smacked with the smiley stick anytime she wants to swing it!!!!

:D:D:D:D



Yeah, I hear you. Cora could disassemble me completely and I wouldn't mind...much. As long as she doesn't lose any more screws than I've already lost on my own. :P

Geez, I want to be publicly happy about this, but it apparently isn't TIME yet...maybe in lessthantwoweeks? B|
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I just gotta keep my eye on a certain amphibian >:(



Nah, it's called "faith". Faith in that STBSO (Soon To Be Significant Other), that you both know what you want in your lives. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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Oh, and for clarification, you WANT an STBSO (if you aren't currently involved), but what you want to avoid at all costs is a STDSO! ;):D:D
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Geez, I want to be publicly happy about this, but it apparently isn't TIME yet...maybe in lessthantwoweeks? B|




:D:D:D:D:D
dunno, but I'm about to bust......

I just gotta keep my eye on a certain amphibian >:(



I am a reptile, not an amphibian; however, I am amphibious.

I think you are safe from worry concerning me, although she could probably use some "experienced" teachings, we have already determined that I was too old for her.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[changing subject]Sooooo...how about that Darius, huh? I'll bet he never thought his thread would wind up getting this much attention. [/changing subject]
:P:PB|
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Let's see.... New pick up lines for Darius to use.... This ought to be FUN!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

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"I'll bet he never thought his thread would wind up getting this much attention."


No i did not

This is a first

Yes i know i have to get Beer.
Thats sounds like a good idea. BEEEEEEERRRRRRR GOOOOOOOOODDDD :)
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?



LMAO, i have never heard those ones before!!
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one of my favs is: I bet you this dollar I can kiss you without touching you..then kiss him/her and say "damn I always loose my money.

do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again.

like birds?? take this for a swallow.
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