clean flat surfaces

[skybytch 259]

What is it about a clean flat surface that invites people to place things on it?

Is it that clean flat surfaces are unnatural and things piled on said surface are more in tune with physical reality?

Or could it be aesthetic? Perhaps things piled on flat surfaces are more pleasing to, or easier on, the eye?

I dunno. I do know that whenever I create a clean flat surface it doesn't take long before someone puts something(s) on it.

[freeflir29 0]

Yep....just look at what happens to a coffee table.

[tunaplanet 0]

Clean flat surfaces? That reminds me of this ex-girlfriend I once had.....

Forty-two

[champu 1]

see I ask the same question about a clean empty sink.

some people see a clean empty sink and think, "hey this looks nice! If I rinse my dish when I'm done with it and put it in the dishwasher, it will still look nice!"

other people see a clean empty sink and think, "hey look at all this room for me to pile disgusting shit!"

[kai2k1 0]

AMEN!! I recently bought my first kitchen table and had full intentions of eating at it every night, you know the family thing. Within 3 hours my wife had the whole entire surface of the table had been covered with all kinds of crap!! that was 6 months ago, I havent eaten at my table since.

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[Chute 0]

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Clean flat surfaces? That reminds me of this ex-girlfriend I once had.....

I hear she wasn't that clean.

Do not hurt me it is only a joke

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[tunaplanet 0]

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I hear she wasn't that clean.

YOU KNEW HER TOO???!!!

Forty-two

[DALAILAMA 0]

I think I got her after you!

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[tunaplanet 0]

I didn't get anything from her. I wrapped up with alluminum foil.

Forty-two

[PhillyKev 0]

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see I ask the same question about a clean empty sink.

some people see a clean empty sink and think, "hey this looks nice! If I rinse my dish when I'm done with it and put it in the dishwasher, it will still look nice!"

other people see a clean empty sink and think, "hey look at all this room for me to pile disgusting shit!"

AHHHHH AHHHHH aHHHHHHH

I have a freakin' dishwasher, right there!!!! I never ever leave clean dishes in it. Why do you insist on putting dishes in the sink, filled with water, so I have to get all sloppy and gross trying to fill up my Brita.

Whoa....sorry dude....that shit just made me flash back to an ex.

[tunaplanet 0]

This thread has hit rock-bottom and has started to dig.

Forty-two

[turtlespeed 212]

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see I ask the same question about a clean empty sink.

some people see a clean empty sink and think, "hey this looks nice! If I rinse my dish when I'm done with it and put it in the dishwasher, it will still look nice!"

other people see a clean empty sink and think, "hey look at all this room for me to pile disgusting shit!"

Rinse? You rinse?

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[billvon 2,426]

Didn't you take high school chemistry? The process is called osmosis. Basically osmosis says that if you have an area of less stuff, and an area of more stuff, the stuff tends to diffuse to the area of less stuff. Works for bacteria, plants, lofts and lab benches.

[n2skdvn 0]

clean flat surface + cat=sleeping spot witch is my computer desk. maby thats why i use my laptop the most for posting

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[dropoutdave 0]

What is it with cats and keyboards? Everytime I sit down at my computer within seconds it's all over my keyboard licking my fingers and standing on the keys. Swine.

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[freeflir29 0]

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Everytime I sit down at my computer within seconds it's all over my keyboard licking my fingers and standing on the keys. Swine.

A golf club can cure this problem RIGHT up....

[n2skdvn 0]

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A golf club can cure this problem RIGHT up....

we know clay you hate cats but love sheep.. to go bacaaaak to your girlfriend

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[freeflir29 0]

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we know clay you hate cats but love sheep..

Have you ever tried to love a cat? Those damn claws!!!!

[Kennedy 0]

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A golf club can cure this problem RIGHT up

One of those grill lighters with no fluid works even better. You have to put up with some stink, but they'll learn real quick.

cats!

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[n2skdvn 0]

and the sheep are attracted to you hence your avatar( for the newbies do a search looong story)

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[freeflir29 0]

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and the sheep are attracted to you hence your avatar

She did come running over. Very friendly that one....

[skybytch 259]

Geez. Post a serious semi-philosophical question and what do I get? A scientific explanation and a trip to the gutter.

Wait... that's what I expected to get.

Nevermind.

[n2skdvn 0]

Lisa if you were there you would be laughing too!!!

and clay she even put her head through the fence to meet ya!!!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[DJatLarge 0]

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I hear she wasn't that clean.

YOU KNEW HER TOO???!!!

WE ALL KNEW HER IN THE BIBLICAL SENCE!!!

[Layton 0]

when the sink is full of dirty dishes i dont have anyplace to piss!!!!damn that pisses me off!!!***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough