ACMESkydiver 0 #1 January 1, 2004 Snicker giggle...I really have a problem. This cute lil' kitten keeps making it's way into my garage and into/on top of our cars, and into our back yard, and just won't GO AWAY!! It's got to belong to someone, because it has a flea collar and is well-fed...but the thing is over every day & my kids are allergic. -and yeah, the first thing I thought of when I saw this kitten was this website, unfortunately! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancoR 0 #2 January 1, 2004 So what exactly do you want us to do to help you?If it does not cost anything you are the product. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #3 January 1, 2004 Here that . . . >click click< . . . that is the sound of inevitability. You can bury it in the back yard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #4 January 1, 2004 Put a note on the flea collar for his owners. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #5 January 1, 2004 QuotePut a note on the flea collar for his owners. Something like "Next time I will not be coming home" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #6 January 2, 2004 QuotePut a note on the flea collar for his owners. Quite ingenious! FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #7 January 2, 2004 It's a cat. He'll go where he wants. If he gets in your garage, find out how and lock it down a bit better. As for putting a note on the collar, what good is that going to do hahaha....My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #8 January 2, 2004 Hmmm, If that were Me I would Staple that Flea Bag to his owners garage door.......=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #9 January 2, 2004 We've had many cats in my family throughout the years and one of the cats that we owned ended up being a baby factory for 2 years because we couldn't afford to have her fixed. One day we got a call from the neighbors saying that our cat had her kittens in their garage and she could hear them meowing at night and they kept her awake. So we go over there to get them out, but the garage is so horribly trashed that we couldn't find them in amongst all the stuff. Finally, we got the mother cat to go in there and we followed her to the kittens and got them out. They were not even little tiny kittens either! They must have been in there for like a month or 2 and we had no idea! After that we found the money to get the cat fixed and vowed to always have boy cats from then on.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 January 2, 2004 QuoteQuotePut a note on the flea collar for his owners. Something like "Next time I will not be coming home" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #11 January 2, 2004 QuoteHere that . . . >click click< . . . that is the sound of inevitability. QuotePut a note on the flea collar for his owners. best of both worlds: write notes on the bottom of a few mouse traps filled with catnip and leave them around your garage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 January 2, 2004 QuoteSo what exactly do you want us to do to help you? ...I honestly was looking for suggestions...I've never owned a cat, so I'm not sure how to 'shoo' it away. I kept yelling at it 'Go home kitty. Bye-bye, kitty. BEAT IT, CAT!!' and tried scaring it away. The thing just loves my house. Any other suggestions for killing kittens? ( I know, I know...wrong crowd to ask that one! )~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 January 2, 2004 Borrow a friends Rottweiler for a few days. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #14 January 2, 2004 QuoteAny other suggestions for killing kittens? You are not seriously thinking of killing it, are you? You've said it yourself. That's someone's pet. Someone loves that little guy. Here's what you do. Take a pix. Put it onto a flyer. Say "FOUND" and "living in my garage". Post the flyers around the area. Let them know where they can retreive the wee thing, and then help them figure out how to keep the little guy home where he belongs. But don't kill him. There is absolutely no reason to do that. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 January 2, 2004 Michele, Of course I was kidding. I was referencing other threads of a comic nature with that statement. I wouldn't kill the kitten.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #16 January 2, 2004 Jaye, I thought you were joking...but as I sit here, with my three adopted kitties (all three stray or feral), I thought I'd just make sure. If he's always there, he really may be lost. Give the flyer thing a try. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #17 January 2, 2004 QuoteMichele, Of course I was kidding. I was referencing other threads of a comic nature with that statement. I wouldn't kill the kitten. That's Ivan's job.... mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #18 January 2, 2004 You can buy this stuff for gardens thats like a plastic piece of netting with little rubber 'spikes' on. It wont injure the kitty, but they hate walking on the stuff, so maybe it'll go away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #19 January 2, 2004 ultra high sonic detterent. Not sure where you can pick one up over there, but it will emit a very high frequency that is inaudible to humans, but that kittys wont like. No harm done, just no more cats. I'm guessing as your youngans are allergic you dont have any other pets? Most other animals aren't too keen on the high pitch...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #20 January 2, 2004 QuoteBorrow a friends Rottweiler for a few days. Oh the cruelty!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 January 2, 2004 QuoteSnicker giggle...I really have a problem. This cute lil' kitten keeps making it's way into my garage and into/on top of our cars, and into our back yard, and just won't GO AWAY!! It's got to belong to someone, because it has a flea collar and is well-fed...but the thing is over every day & my kids are allergic. -and yeah, the first thing I thought of when I saw this kitten was this website, unfortunately! Do what you should - Go get a good video - pop it in the VCR - and do away with the little fucker!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #22 January 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteAny other suggestions for killing kittens? You are not seriously thinking of killing it, are you? You've said it yourself. That's someone's pet. Someone loves that little guy. They must not love him too much if they let him wander around everyone elses property. This is the problem with pet owners. THey think their pets have the right to trespass. Here is what I would do. Take a picture of the cat. Then catch it and take it to the Inhumane society. Then post notes all over town with the cats picture saying "If this is your cat it is at the Humane Society and will most likely be put to sleep if you do not claim it." See if you ever see that cat again. Pet owners should have more respect for their neighbors. I had a cat that always slept on my car. He scratched the hell out of my paint. Then one night he decides to sleep in the engine compartment. My wife came out and started the car and heard a god awful noise. She opens the hood and there in the fan shroud is this cat shredded but alive. Needless to say he never scratched my paint again. Pet owners take more responsibility and things like this would not happen. Oh and I shed no tears over the cat but my wife cried like a girl. . .go figure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newsstand 0 #23 January 2, 2004 Call you local government (city, county, whatever) and find out what the laws about cats are. Some have the equivalent of leash laws. Do the note thing but put on it that next time the cat comes over it is going to the humane society. "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLYBERT71 0 #24 January 2, 2004 Jaye, It's easy. Just get rid of the kids, keep the cat and no more problems with them being allergic to it. Or just feed them Benadryl and keep all of them. "If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive." Josh Whipple 7/15/70-2/10/05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #25 January 2, 2004 QuoteDo what you should - Go get a good video - pop it in the VCR - and do away with the little fucker! Oh Turtle... !!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
