freeflir29 0 #51 February 9, 2004 Just once......for various things.....one of them being a couple cops and I came within miliseconds of being in a shoot out. Ya know....bad neighborhood.....two guys with guns drawn are flanking your car. Next thing you know a .45 is within inches of your head....I'm sitting there thinking..."I can whack this guy no problem but his partner is going to cut me in half." Then I saw the badge in his hand. Ended up with a city code violation and had to pay impound fee on a car. Got the car and weapon back the next day. Fuckin Red Dog!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #52 February 9, 2004 Damn, American Badass I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #53 February 9, 2004 Quote Damn, American Badass Funny thing is......I'm on the other side now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #54 February 9, 2004 Um...yes. Right after I got my drivers license, at 16 yrs old. My grandparents heard the state trooper talking on the scanner and called my parents. After a hunch punch party, ran a blinking light, guess it wasn't blinking bright enough My parents met me at jail. Mom told them to keep me there, my dad laughed and took the ticket, framed it and showed everyone to embarrass me for the rest of my high school years. I had to do community service, picking up trash on the side of the road for a month after school. As the school buses went by, the kids yelled "DU-IE" at me. It was the ultimate punishment for a 16 yr old. My dad still thinks it's funny..I don't. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #55 February 9, 2004 Nope, never been!! Hang on for a sec, there's someone knocking at my door..... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kitof1976 0 #56 February 9, 2004 Got 13 days in the hole while serving in the swiss army... The longest 13 fucking days of my life... Try being locked up in a cell "alcatraz size", with a knob less door, no window, a bed screwed to the ground, with nothing but my underwear and my t shirt for a few days! Let me tell you... I did a kitten genocide during these 13 days!!! "We see the world just the way we are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #57 February 9, 2004 hunch punch party????? wuzzat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #58 February 10, 2004 Quote hunch punch party????? wuzzat? A southern tradition involving Golden Grain and Hawaiin punch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #59 February 10, 2004 Quotehunch punch party????? wuzzat? he he he...I'm dating myself..or my origin A Hunch Punch Party is when everyone brings a bottle of rum, bourbon, vodka, or whatever hard liquor they like...and we have a very large insulated container wherein we mix all of the liquors with Hawaiian punch mix and after awhile, toy cars, tomatos, potatoes, barbie doll, and anything else is thrown in..just for fun Tastes sort of like a fruity Long Island Iced Tea. It was the "thing" we did back then..out in the boonies; we had nothing "else" to do _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #60 February 10, 2004 QuoteQuote hunch punch party????? wuzzat? A southern tradition involving Golden Grain and Hawaiin punch. Ya beat me to it Clay! but I was a lil more descriptive. LOL! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #61 February 10, 2004 QuoteQuotePoll: have u ever been in jail? yes 28 / 39% no 38 / 53% no comment 3 / 4% i'm there now! 3 / 4% and if you answered "yes" to the above....Did you drop the soap?? Come ON!!! I don't think everyone is being "honest" here! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #62 February 10, 2004 I'm one of the only people in my family that could answer NO to this question. Although, seriously, I understand that marine boot camp has its similarities. But then again, it is only 13 weeks long as opposed to a sentence of several years. You never know what may happen though. Perhaps I'll get the chance to have the experience someday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #63 February 10, 2004 I learned the hard way that you should never talk to the Richmond, IN Barneys in a "baby" voice. For example: "Ahh, that's a cute little gun. Does it make up for your iddy bitty wee-wee?" The Richmond, IN jail is a shithole, by the way. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #64 February 10, 2004 Twice, The first one was for 12 hours over a fight with my brother, Called it a "cool Down" period of 12 hours. 2nd was for 8 hours on a suspicion of DUI, that later was dropped. NOT fun at all. Ill Never go back. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #65 February 10, 2004 From 1987 to 1990. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeakMindedFool 0 #66 February 10, 2004 Lots of times...for many things (and I was always guilty!) That's jail mind you not the pen. Thank god for good lawyers! If justice wasn't for sale in this country...hell planet, I wouldn't be here today!Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for lost faith in ourselves. -Eric Hoffer - Check out these Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #67 February 10, 2004 Holy crap! A lot of ya'll have been in the slammer! What a buncha punks! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeakMindedFool 0 #68 February 10, 2004 You would be surprised at how few in the law enforcment community have any sense of humor!Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for lost faith in ourselves. -Eric Hoffer - Check out these Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #69 February 10, 2004 Ah, Dove, a punk is just somebody who doesn't fight back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiltboy 0 #70 February 10, 2004 Doesn't really count as I was only there long enough to remove my boot laces. Sergeant major was being a dick and doubled me off the square but he'd had second thoughts by the time I'd been beasted to the guardroom. A year later he jailed an entire parade when I was on duty and we had them 20 to a cell for 15 minutes then he wanted them all released. Not sure wht he was up to. David Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites