Drunkest you ever got your parents.

[Deuce 1]

My Dad stopped drinking in the 80's.

But one evil night I made my Mom Keoke coffees and put in a ton of Everclear. (190 proof grain alcohol that is mostly heat, and little flavor. Very deadly in hot drinks like coffee drinks and toddies)

Anyhow. She will never forgive me. We got hammered. Sneak hammered.

How 'bout y'all?

(A Keoke is coffee, brandy, kahlua and whipped cream)

[jumper03 0]

reverse for me...

my parents got me thoroughly knackered one night drinking willie....

ooof...I saw stars that night... think I even touched a few.

Then there was the new years eve in germany my aunt and I drank 7 bottles of chamPAIN.

all of this before 21 mind you...

Scars remind us that the past is real

[jb092 0]

When I got home from the middle east last year my

parents

came over my house and we all got loaded!!!! I

never saw my parents that drunk. My dad had to

carry my mom up the stairs then a little while later it

was my dads turn I took it easy because I hadnt

drank in 3 months, good thing

What could possibly go wrong?

[cvfd1399 0]

This is my doing. Add one mom + 2 bowels of chili+a bottle of hot damn and you get this.

[Deuce 1]

I presume you are no longer in the will, then?

[cvfd1399 0]

Lol I never asked, but she did sleep on the couch in the carport. It was too cold to hose her off with the water hose outside but she was too nasty to come inside :)

[Deuce 1]

And dude, you said two "bowels" of chili.

OMG. Remind me never to get drunk with my kids. I suspect they will be skydivers and will always have cameras and high speed internet handy.

[freeflir29 0]

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I suspect they will be skydivers and will always have cameras and high speed internet handy

.......and high speed DVD burners so they can distribute them to the neighborhood!

[jb092 0]

That must have been a fun clean up The smell of puke makes me want to puke.

What could possibly go wrong?

[bch7773 0]

I don't drink with my parents and really don't want to. Its just too weird to me.

MB 3528, RB 1182

[mikemc 0]

Thats a shame ive had some great laughs with my parents, whilst slightly intoxicated.

I get on with them better as a consequence.

[yardhippie 0]

Well we never got each other drunk, but often attempted to see who could be drunker. My mom had me beat when I found her face down in the fetal position on her bed room floor (fully clothed, thank god, she said she was "resting") that was until I passed out in my driveway and the newspaper delivery dude woke me up, in the rain, with [redneck surfer], dood are you allrite? [/redneck sufer]

so does that count? If not I have other stories!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Peej 0]

Dude, i can't believe you posted that pic! Ha ha ha.

My worst was my old man and i at a friend's 21st. It was held in a conference room at our local Shark's Board offices (they're like nature conservation for sharks). And there was this big ol' replica of a sharks board boat outside on display complete with bushes shaped like waves. So at about two am my pops and i and a couple other fathers and sons decide it's time to go diving.

Two hours later a group of worried wives/mothers found eight of us passed out in and around the boat, surrounded by empty beer cans and squashed bushes from when we'd flipped over the side of the boat like divers.

What do you do with a bunch of drunken wannabe sailors?

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