airtwardo 6 #1 March 23, 2004 I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN. I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC, SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND. I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR. I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT. I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD. I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN. I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE. I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 March 23, 2004 Shoulda capped that pussy! (P.S. It's a magazine, not a clip ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 March 23, 2004 Most of the older guys I know on dropzones don't go out of their way to scare off the young pussy.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #4 March 23, 2004 That's the best setup for that pic I've seen yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 March 23, 2004 QuoteMost of the older guys I know on dropzones don't go out of their way to scare off the young pussy. *** Yeah...but you never met my wife! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 March 23, 2004 QuoteMost of the older guys I know on dropzones don't go out of their way to scare off the young pussy. But i have seen some that need to hold them at gunpoint Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 March 23, 2004 Who needs a gun to kill a kitten? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #8 March 23, 2004 QuoteWho needs a gun to kill a kitten? Well, I dunno what you call it, but I call it my "Love Pistol" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 March 23, 2004 QuoteWho needs a gun to kill a kitten? Yeah - just call Clay - Who ya gonna Call. . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harksaw 0 #10 March 23, 2004 thats an automatic?__________________________________________________ I started skydiving for the money and the chicks. Oh, wait. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 March 23, 2004 Quotethats an automatic? It sure as hell isn't a revolver.....so......yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 March 23, 2004 Quotethats an automatic? Well, semi-auto..... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #13 March 23, 2004 Quote(P.S. It's a magazine, not a clip ) Granted... its been a few years since I was in the Army.. but if I had ever said I was puttin a magazine into a pistol I'd of been kicked in the ass. Course times could have changed but when I was actually working with firearms: Magazine is for a rifle And a clip is for a pistol Nitpicking your nitpicking. But, i could be wrong _________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 March 23, 2004 So that's why the slot in the handle is called a "Magazine Well" right? Its a magazine, "clips" are what street thugs call them.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #15 March 23, 2004 Nice...you guys have way too much time on your hands. "Poor Kitty!" ^_~"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #16 March 23, 2004 QuoteWho needs a gun to kill a kitten? Yeah! I can do it single-handedly... Although, sometimes I like to use both. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #17 March 23, 2004 QuoteSo that's why the slot in the handle is called a "Magazine Well" right? Its a magazine, "clips" are what street thugs call them. Okay then. I just remember getting the lecture (and 50 push ups) during D.E.T. for getting that answer wrong while playing Smart Soldier/Strong Soldier, what ya wanna be? Editted to add: The then S.Sgt of my section (who was later put into IAR for failing PT) was kind of a dickhead so it wouldnt really suprise me if he was fucking with me. And i never trained on pistols so go figure_________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 March 23, 2004 *shrug* That's the military, I wouldn't know. Atleast in the civilian world, its a magazine. Only 50 pushups? That's basically a warm up.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #19 March 23, 2004 Heh. Thats 50 push ups per wrong answer. And when they're asking you everything from weapon caliber/velocity/range to land nav... its alot of push ups :)_________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #20 March 23, 2004 Quote*shrug* That's the military, I wouldn't know. Atleast in the civilian world, its a magazine. [musically] I say tomato and you say tomato. I say potato and you say potato. [/musically] Wow, funny I didn't realise it doesn't work in text Come on guys, it's 6 of one, half a dozen of the other. Same sh*t, different pile and all that. Check it out: The Gun Store for All Generations bridges the gap between the two sides of this long-standing debate and calls it a "clip magazine" hehee. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 March 23, 2004 Watch it that's a pussy terrorist in disguise!! Look at this picture.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 March 23, 2004 QuoteIts a magazine, "clips" are what street thugs call them. *** Actually... A 'clip' is what you load a 'magazine' with, As in 'stripper clip' into a Mauser, Enfield or Springfield ' 03. The 'magazine fed' rifle or pistol didn't necessarily have a removable feed assembly. So you loaded the firearm by inserting a clip of ammo in the magazine. Then threw away the clip. As firearms with replaceable magazines became more prevalent and plentiful. The magazine / clip / feed assembly was pre-loaded prior to use. (and sometimes too thrown away in the heat of battle) They picked up the 'clip' nomenclature. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 March 23, 2004 QuoteWatch it that's a pussy terrorist in disguise!! Look at this picture.. thats some funny shit! but it looks like the kitens used on some of that animation on rathergood.comGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #24 March 23, 2004 mint. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #25 March 23, 2004 QuoteQuote*shrug* That's the military, I wouldn't know. Atleast in the civilian world, its a magazine. [musically] I say tomato and you say tomato. I say potato and you say potato. [/musically] Wow, funny I didn't realise it doesn't work in text Come on guys, it's 6 of one, half a dozen of the other. Same sh*t, different pile and all that. Check it out: The Gun Store for All Generations bridges the gap between the two sides of this long-standing debate and calls it a "clip magazine" hehee. Ugh. I get it. Since one side is right, and the other side is wrong, but it's harmful to the self esteem of the wrong side to force them to admit they're wrong, we who know the difference are supposed to accept some wrong/right hybrid term instead of rightfully insisting on the correct one? No wonder that when you point out to someone that it's, "I COULDN'T care less," they say you're nitpicking, and, "Well, you understood what I meant!" Peace,-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
